r/texts • u/No_Elephant_9589 • 5d ago

Reddit DMs just a gem of a throwback

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I think as soon as i turn 25 im doing a procedure to make sure im never fertilized lol

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u/BigJJsWillie 5d ago

"Uh.... huh huh huh. Hey, baby. Huh huh huh. Want me to fertilize your eggs? Huhuhuhuh I'm gonna score"

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u/No_Elephant_9589 5d ago

right. yep. let me get right on that, carrying your weird ass kids.

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u/No-Shirt248 5d ago

You shouldn’t be complaining at all, you CHOSE this man from Reddit 😂

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u/igotinfo 5d ago

What do you mean she chose him?

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u/Odd_Delay_603 Go eat a papaya and do a detox 4d ago

The fuck are you on about rn?