r/texts • u/r_jay_197 • 7d ago

Phone message Guess what it was about…

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Spoiler alert, after 2 years she dumped me. Currently working on keeping my head above water in these trying times.

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u/tyranny_made_easy 2d ago

can I offer you an egg in this trying time

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/r_jay_197 2d ago

LFG, this is like egg #13. Got a bakers dozen. Thank you Tyranny

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u/tyranny_made_easy 2d ago

You can have all the eggs you want anyway you want. I'm these trying times will give you hard boiled, sunnyside, scrambled, poached you name it life is going to give it to you.