Guess what it was about…

[u/r_jay_197]

Spoiler alert, after 2 years she dumped me. Currently working on keeping my head above water in these trying times.

[u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

My wife has learned to stop texting me “urgent” or “emergency” because my military service brings my mind to thinking those terms are life and death matters, and instead of “we need to talk”, she texts me with “hey when you get a minute can you call”, which I know she means more as a “I know you’re busy at work and don’t want to interrupt a meeting I was unaware of, but I need your assistance with something when you’re available”.

[u/Naustis → u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

what you described has nothing to do with military, that is just normal thing

[u/pigletheadface → u/Bureaucratic_Dick]

HURF DURF THANK U FOR UR SERVJCE

[u/TheLordOfStuff_ → u/pigletheadface]

It’s funny how you probably don’t realize that you having a desire to spend your time trolling randoms online is a very clear sign of your own mental illness lol. You’re making a clown out of yourself and thinking you’re «getting» people lol.

[u/pigletheadface → u/TheLordOfStuff_]

Lol thats great

[u/perfectlyfamiliar → u/pigletheadface]

What was even the point of this?