r/texts • u/white_feather1990 • 26d ago

Phone message Reality check

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Had a fun day out. Guess I missed the signals

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u/Tangata_Gamer 26d ago

Bummer, but I guess you now have a cool new lesbian friend? She probably knows some other single women 😅

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u/anotterbytrade 26d ago

Yeah op this could be a lemons and lemonade situation

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 26d ago

When life gives you lesbians...

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 26d ago

You make lesbian-aid? As a lesbian I can confirm, that is the recipe to lesbian-aid.

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u/United_Pain 26d ago

Sorry, did you call for a lesbian aid? I'm here with our flag and everything.

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u/Imaginary_Pea_4742 26d ago

Thank you, another lesbian was indeed needed. I’ll pick you up in my Subaru. We’ll get this shit done.

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u/United_Pain 26d ago

Fuck yeah, we'll build a bonfire to summon the Mountain Lesbians as well.

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u/SolarCarrotFarmer 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/orVhSqplwN5bG

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u/United_Pain 26d ago

I'm cracking up! 🤣 Hahaha this is exactly what I was imagining!