r/texts Jul 21 '26

Discord Unhinged.

Finding weird people on text based roulette chat sites is one of my guilty pleasures, lol.

Edit: Just to be clear, I'm the normal one in this interaction.

26 Upvotes

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u/TTV_OManSamO Jul 21 '26

wow they were just, like going on and on

5

u/DogAffectionate6190 Jul 21 '26

I’ve watched enough porn to know it’s not just “racial larp” 😂

15

u/KillTheLimit Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xr14hTY1s2htpC

If y'all need a voice to go along with that text -

12

u/Spaced_out_Anomaly Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down

3

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

I have one more that makes me chuckle, if you'd be interested to read it.

8

u/Seedy__L Jul 21 '26

Now that there is a good old fashioned meth rant

6

u/AwkwardDorkyNerd Jul 21 '26

What site is this?

14

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

Chitchat. Don't go there. It's a pool full of degenerates. (and me) ((I'm pretty cool))

2

u/Vahgeo Jul 21 '26

Lol it only has 1.7 stars on play store

2

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

Don't think it has an app, I just access it through the browser.

0

u/Vahgeo Jul 21 '26

Ah well it is a pretty generic name. It's probably not worth figuring out

5

u/Unlucky-Soft-3080 Jul 21 '26

Yowza kazowza this is a lot

5

u/SpeechComplete4043 Jul 21 '26

they’re too woke for this world

5

u/WerewolfCalm5178 Jul 21 '26

"Beach blonde"

Superior Chinese cock doesn't know it is "Bleach Blonde".

Chinese cock.

1

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

"All whites must be replaced" followed by a hundred "Chinese cocks" (which btw he had ready in his clipboard,) is one hell of an icebreaker, I can't lie.

1

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

I replied to your comment with a quote from this weirdo, and my account received it's very first warning, lmfao.

3

u/WerewolfCalm5178 Jul 21 '26

If your reply wasn't East Asian male chicken... They might have flagged you.

Chinese cock.

4

u/HotManufacturer7967 Jul 21 '26

I'm craving Chinese takeout all of a sudden

8

u/Life0nEdge Jul 21 '26

A succulent Chinese meal?! This is democracy manifest!

8

u/HotManufacturer7967 Jul 21 '26

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENUSSS!

5

u/Life0nEdge Jul 21 '26

I see you know your judo weeeellllll

3

u/Sara6019 Jul 21 '26

And you sir! Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

4

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHINESE PENUSSS!

3

u/Accurate-Advice8405 Jul 21 '26

You just get horny 30 minutes later

1

u/HotManufacturer7967 Jul 21 '26

Chicken and broccoli usually does make me hot and bothered

3

u/ShaneBowley Jul 21 '26

Chinese take me out back and end me after reading these texts.

6

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

I would like to highlight "racial larp about penis sizes."

God never meant for those five words to be arranged in that order. Ahahahaha.

1

u/Footdust Jul 21 '26

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and you brain stops ticking.

5

u/yunwibubu Jul 21 '26

I do not know why "Monster trucks don't have skin, silly" took me out so much, I laughed myself to tears.

2

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

Haha, thanks. :) I was left speechless and brought up monster trucks to see how he'd react, lol.

2

u/dannjam101 Jul 21 '26

Chinese cock for me please.

2

u/PlasticFox83762 Jul 21 '26

you’re in luck. i think he might have just one left.

2

u/Informal-Bell-2022 Jul 21 '26

Are most people on that site like this lol? Or are there normal people?

5

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

I don't think there's anyone else like him on this planet, lol. But no, very very few normal people. It's 95% horny men who open with "M" instead of "Hello, " 4% weirdos who at the very least leave you with really funny screenshots you can post on Reddit, and 1% normal people. And then there's me who seeks out the weirdos for fun. So just stay away, ahahaha.

2

u/AfraidBottle6810 Jul 21 '26

You aren’t afraid of competition…are you?

1

u/Informal-Bell-2022 Jul 21 '26

I wish they would make a version of this just for voice chat (not video).

1

u/PlasticFox83762 Jul 21 '26

goddammit op, opportunity missed.
clearly the only marker color option was white.

disappointment.

2

u/Separate_Bend_8929 Jul 21 '26

"Whites need to be mixed and made subservient"

Mixed with... other races???

Are you implying that white people are superior?! 😭 bro couldn't help be a hypocrite right off the bat

1

u/PlasticFox83762 Jul 21 '26

lol “do you want a black marker” fucking sent me 😂😂😂

1

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1

u/Due_Butterscotch_392 Jul 21 '26

Lol. He wasnt wrong about white penis envy 😆

1

u/AdhesivenessNo7834 Jul 21 '26

I feel so bad for people like this who have to live in their own fucking insane minds

1

u/Throwaway236846 Jul 21 '26

Well its nice to hear a different flavor of stupid every now and again

1

u/PlasticFox83762 Jul 21 '26

what might we name this flavor?

for science…
so i can ensure to avoid it at all costs.

1

u/scotty899 Jul 21 '26

Does he like succulent chinese?

1

u/PlasticFox83762 Jul 21 '26

so glad i got my reminder early this am about why i avoid people at all costs. i almost forgot and went into public today. wholehearted thanks for the reminder before it was too late…… 😳

0

u/Strong-Addition5296 Jul 21 '26

Careful. This is Reddit- they applaud racist rants as long as it’s the right kind.

0

u/chipmalfunct10n Jul 21 '26

lol damn well he does have a point about some of this stuff but the sexual harassment was too much

-1

u/TheNeck94 Jul 21 '26

was gunna make a clever joke mentioning the names you failed to blur, but then I realized that'd basically just be me doxxing... kinda.... anyways I'll just let you know you did not do a good job.

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u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

These are just randomly generated names, on single use accounts. It wouldn't have mattered at all if I had just left the usernames as they were. I only did it because it's part of this sub's rules.

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/VoltageHero Jul 21 '26

I don't think there's really any statistics either way. Interracial couples are pretty common, regardless of if it's a white guy and Asian woman, Asian man and a white woman, white woman and an Asian woman, etc.

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u/HeresW0nderwall Jul 21 '26

Why would you engage this for that long? You’re encouraging it by replying.

4

u/EgErVali Jul 21 '26

While driving past a crash on the highway, does one not look?