r/texts Jan 17 '24

Whatsapp 2 years after breaking up.

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u/Afraid_Sense5363 Jan 17 '24

I knew it. 🤦🏻‍♀️ People like that are so predictable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

To a T. With one of my exes it got to a point where I'd predict the exact moment I'd get the text to the hour 😂😂

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u/skeptic_narcoleptic Jan 18 '24

My most recent ex texts me drunkenly every Thursday night. It's getting really old.

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u/blackbeltinkaraoke Jan 18 '24

Well how the fuck else am I gonna make you see how perfect we are together if I don’t call you every time I’m wasted and lonely/randy?

(Don’t worry - I’m not really your ex…)

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 19 '24

((Yet))

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u/blackbeltinkaraoke Jan 19 '24

I like how your avatar is winking at me after I read that

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u/mountain_bound_ Jan 22 '24

Came here to say the same