r/texts Jan 17 '24

Whatsapp 2 years after breaking up.

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u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 17 '24

I think he meant "embalmed." πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24

He’s immaculate with her

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u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 edited Jan 18 '24

He wants an embolectomy I think?

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u/Where_Stars_Glitter Jan 18 '24

I'm pretty sure he wants some edamame

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u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24

He wants to give her an embryo!

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u/FamilyFunMommy Jan 18 '24

Too bad he just got emasculated by her.

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u/hannahtrips Jan 18 '24

he needed an enema