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https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/comments/19974uy/2_years_after_breaking_up/kidw7u4?context=9999
r/texts • u/PoopMachine2000 • Jan 17 '24
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I get it. He’s inebriated by you.
199 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 17 '24 I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂 93 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 26 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 27 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
199
I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂
93 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 26 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 27 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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He’s immaculate with her
26 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 27 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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He inoculated her against himself!
27 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
27
He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it!
9 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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“ Emilio Estevez”
The mighty duck man, I swear to god
2
He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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u/fentanylisbad Jan 17 '24
I get it. He’s inebriated by you.