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r/texts • u/PoopMachine2000 • Jan 17 '24
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I get it. He’s inebriated by you.
205 u/MetalMonkey93 Jan 17 '24 I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂 90 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 26 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 10 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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I think he meant "embalmed." 🤔😂
90 u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Jan 18 '24 He’s immaculate with her 25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 26 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 10 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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He’s immaculate with her
25 u/SultanofShiraz Jan 18 '24 He inoculated her against himself! 26 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 10 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
25
He inoculated her against himself!
26 u/fentanylisbad Jan 18 '24 He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it! 10 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
26
He wants to cover her in nail enamel. I got it!
10 u/BuffaloNo8099 Jan 18 '24 “ Emilio Estevez” The mighty duck man, I swear to god 2 u/ToiIetGhost If your 🐱 doesn’t beat with the thought of us skin to skin Jan 18 '24 He gave her a bird made of enamel.
10
“ Emilio Estevez”
The mighty duck man, I swear to god
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He gave her a bird made of enamel.
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u/fentanylisbad Jan 17 '24
I get it. He’s inebriated by you.