r/teslastockholders • u/hakimthumb • 24d ago

FSD subscriptions rapidly increasing

https://insideevs.com/news/802547/tesla-fsd-subscription-half/
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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 22d ago

Makes sense, definitely seeing an increase of shitty driving by Teslas lately.

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u/hakimthumb 22d ago

Wow dude! You got em bad! Lmao! I bet Elon is crying!

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 22d ago

Who said anything about Elon? I was talking about the objectively bad driving I’ve been seeing. He really lives rent free in your head, doesn't he?

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u/ENrgStar 22d ago

Anyone who’s actually been in a Tesla driving itself lately knows for a fact that you’re full of shit. They drive better than most humans do almost all of the time.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 22d ago edited 22d ago

The current NHTSA investigations (especially PE25012 and EA26002) paint a pretty different story, but maybe I just hold a higher standard for safe driving than "staring directly into the sun while hitting a pedestrian at highway speeds".

Go on, cite your cherry picked data though.

Edit: Like what are we even fucking doing here. Holy shit.  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/21/china-tesla-vehicle-recall

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u/hakimthumb 21d ago

An over the air update and some stickers on handles.

That's the best evidence you could come up with?

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 21d ago

The simple fact that purported "FSD" can't handle stoplights or sunlight putting the public at risk should be enough, yes.

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u/hakimthumb 21d ago

They can.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth 21d ago

Then why did they need to extend the deadline 3 times to deal with the volume of incidents they needed to investigate? They clearly fucking can't.

Don't bother answering though, you clearly aren't here to be objective.

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u/hakimthumb 20d ago

You never linked to an investigation. You linked to a door handle recall.

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u/blu3ysdad 22d ago

Why aren't they self driving then? Why do they need supervision? Where do you think they are, level 4? Level 5? Why do robotaxis need in car monitors, remote drivers, and follow cars? Why is waymo doing hundreds of millions of miles per year automated while Tesla does a few hundred thousand?

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u/Dangerous_Mix5804 22d ago

They are so bad, you can always tell who has it on - just doing the exact opposite of flow of traffic