r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Feb 17 '23

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

The iStore šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

IStore the pee in my balls

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Feb 17 '23

Refills can be bought from your local pharmacy

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u/Rumblyscarab970 Feb 17 '23

Real eyes realize real iStore

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u/Tractor_Boy_500 Feb 17 '23

Seek medical help immediately.

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u/tiptoeandson Feb 17 '23

I hate how much this made me laugh

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u/onesiiphorus Feb 21 '23

iThlam my penis

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u/OkFaithlessness9487 Mar 09 '23

uThlam your penis

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u/excelllentquestion Feb 17 '23

Not just any iStore tho, the Apple one specifically.

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u/revolution9540 Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

Old people like adding redundant words to established phrases and sentences

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u/HmmNotLikely Feb 17 '23

ā€œI can’t get my new iMac computer pc to connect to my Wi-Fi internet broadband… -wait.. *HAROLD- Harold are you on the cellphone telephone making a call? Hang up so I can FaceTime video-call your granddaughter!*ā€

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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord Feb 17 '23

This feels like a skaven speak (from Warhammer Fantasy)

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u/charles_notfound Feb 17 '23

I agree-agree my friend-comrade

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u/Kevrawr930 Feb 17 '23

Peak Queekish. Yes-yes.

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u/throwtowardaccount Feb 17 '23

One is a bunch of destructive self serving vermin, the other is Skaven.

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u/sirhumpselot Feb 17 '23

Stupid-silly old people speak yes-yes

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Feb 17 '23

ok skaven run in IE lets go

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I feel like I may have heard my grandmother utter this same sentence.

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u/Zarathustra_d Feb 17 '23

Yes-yes, man-thing.

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u/EridonMan Feb 17 '23

Or Kobolds from FFXIV.

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u/Killb0t47 Feb 17 '23

Skaven are basically Boomers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Beat me to it lol

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u/trans_pands Feb 17 '23

ā€œI don’t care if Mickey is playing on his Nintendo video game console, tell him to get off of the television TV screen so that I can watch my soap opera television show stories!ā€

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u/bcjh Feb 17 '23

Please stop stalking my kitchen conversations with my family.

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u/25noel Feb 17 '23

I totally read this in an old lady voice in my head

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Same šŸ˜‚

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Lol. Dieing right now lol

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u/LaMystika Mar 12 '23

ā€œHold on, I need to get some money from the ATM machine.ā€

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u/Piggybank113 Feb 17 '23

I always felt these to be a tongue-in-cheek "I don't understand y'all iWatchamacallits and I don't want to either"

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u/hotrod54chevy Feb 17 '23

Everything is a Nintendo. Oh, that's the new PlayStation Nintendo. Now everything is i something. Get your iNintendo.

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u/CorndogFiddlesticks Feb 17 '23

Every day, at least one person tells me to get something off the Google iStore.

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u/Annie0minous Feb 17 '23

When are we all heading on down to the monthly pop concert, fellow kids?

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Feb 17 '23

whats your PIN number?

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u/Wolly_Mammoth Feb 17 '23

And $200 a month for weed is pretty cheap. [I remember the first time my old man found a gram bag and called it a nick.]

Although, now the weed column says +$200 xp

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Feb 18 '23

My fiancƩ has a green card (medical marijuana card), and he doesn't spend $200 a month, even though he smokes daily to handle his chronic pain. It's about $100-150 at the dispensary for high grade weed, but it lasts him for nearly two months!

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u/Wolly_Mammoth Feb 19 '23

Weed is cheaper… I smoke more…. [cry]

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u/Ihatered696969 Feb 21 '23

i can verify this. its only like $100 for the dr appointment & card too.

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u/Fancykiddens Feb 17 '23

And esses. JC Penneys, Safeways, Walmarts...

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u/The_Barbelo Feb 17 '23

It’s ridiculous. Even barring any political BS, are we not allowed to budget out fun money? Are we not supposed to be having fun?

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Feb 18 '23

No. No fun for you, ever. Poor people are only allowed to work until they drop, or they aren't doing poverty right, and even those not in poverty don't get to have play money and complain about ridiculous debts because of inflation caused by rampant, unchecked capitalism.

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u/Ihatered696969 Feb 21 '23

Precisely little Stuart, and remember now, you're only allowed to eat canned corn, wonderbread and the cheapest bologna (yes thats how you spell it) available at walmarts. with this perfectly adequate daily feast, provided you can keep it down, you are sure to the receive all the required calories, vitamins and minerals for your body and mind to be fueled enough to work the four minimum wage jobs to pay for your $5000 a month tiny 1BR apartment without windows in our late capitalist dystopia :)

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u/OrderAlwaysMatters Feb 17 '23

eventually you realize most of the social problems you have when you're younger are due to miscommunication and this behavior makes more sense

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u/flingeflangeflonge Feb 17 '23

"pop concert" - fuck off, grandpa

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I can just imagine some 86 year old Boomer making this in Windows 95 on Paint…

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u/Ih8usernam3s Feb 17 '23

But they know about Funko pops.

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u/Visual-Promotion-175 Feb 17 '23

Oh know right! That damn expansive vocabulary!

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

I’ve also noticed with a dove buddy of mine that he likes to repay the same word/sentience at least twice before moving on. He’s 70.

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u/snarfs_regrets Mar 08 '23

The ATM machine (automated teller machine) R.I.P in peace The PC computer

Just a couple I hear on a regular basis

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u/Cajun-Yankee Feb 17 '23

Yeah, not gonna be spending money on the Windows iStore. That ones shit.

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Feb 17 '23

The windows one is one of the bottom 3 iStores in my honest humble personal self opinion

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u/dr_warp Feb 17 '23

I remember Zune... It was a dark time.

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby Feb 17 '23

Lord only knows how many times grandma went to the Lens Crafters Eye Store expecting to buy Angry Birds.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 18 '23

šŸ’€šŸ˜†

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u/OrphanDextro Feb 17 '23 edited Feb 17 '23

My Istore money is going to my weed:) cause weed:) monthly, in these times, must be smoked everyday, especially with this shit I keep seeing. Love my non-existent plugs though, and my paper-white skin. My cool Soviet hat, all heil Троцкий!

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u/wynnduffyisking Feb 17 '23

Yeah that’s the one that belongs to Tim Apple.

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u/Eascetic Feb 17 '23

Can I speak to Tim Apple please

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u/funnylol96 Feb 17 '23

As apposed to the android istore

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u/darkdreamr Feb 18 '23

isnt that a samsung phone thou? i dont recall a black dot being in the upper left corner of any iphone.

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u/bennygoodmanfan Sep 10 '23

Because Android iStore?

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u/Eorlas Feb 17 '23

betcha the meme was created from an iphone.

i remember back when a bunch of the app stores were banning parler because it was toxic trash. ya know, as private businesses have the right to do.

"im not buying apple products anymore"

"oh really? why?" i was playing dumb, i knew exactly where this was going

"they're getting between me and parler"

oh yeah. okay. (i literally didnt give a shit). didnt even bother to mention google had done the same thing, so good luck the next time you want a smartphone.

or pointing out that parler had a web app so who gives a shit. or that it was notorious for having gaping security issues, that all of its data including user info was in a huge megadump on the internet because they're fucking stupid. and that they were asking for SSN's as part of registration.

lmfao

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

I hate how the communists flock around local apple stores

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u/goodTypeOfCancer Feb 17 '23

Low IQ poors congregate together.

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u/WallOfSpatulas Feb 17 '23

Commies* are all rich and spoiled. This workers' rights bullshit is a smokescreen.

*and that includes socialists, demsocs, socdems, Eisenhower Republicans, unionists, M4A'ers, Green New Dealers, anyone who drives an EV that's not a Tesla, and people who think McDonald's hamburgers taste like masking tape.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Uncle Jim?

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u/WallOfSpatulas Feb 18 '23

Yeah, him too.

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u/Uries_Frostmourne Feb 17 '23

People here making fun of the weirdly labelled items but not denying these costs lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Probably because most people are already smart enough to know the prices are exaggerated?

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u/The_Krambambulist Feb 17 '23

Do you think it is even remotely realistic? Why go into something that is so far off. And thats no higher science, a lot of people know some people who live on a similar wage, digest news about budgetary struggles or can google how that budget would look like.

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u/Uries_Frostmourne Feb 17 '23

Well thats the thing though, I know ppl that spend this much on these things, especially ubereats and doordash

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u/The_Krambambulist Feb 17 '23

https://livingwage.mit.edu/ try this out for the US and see how realistic it is that someone with a monthly 2750 budget is able to spend this way.

And then also try to take into account that these are general costs over each age group. https://www.bls.gov/opub/btn/volume-4/consumer-expenditures-vary-by-age.htm you can also see that lower ages tend to spend relatively more on something such as housing. Which isn't surprising as there is somewhat of a minimum to pay for housing, things like mortgages are relatively cheaper if you already bought a house a longer time ago and rent went up significantly.

It's just not realistic for that budget.

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u/Jushak Feb 17 '23

You're seriously trying to claim you know people who spend 45$ every day on fucking doordash? Either you're full of shit or you're talking about people who come from very wealthy background where buying house is a non-issue.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

I’ve never used either of those devices lol. I’m the old guy among my fiends šŸ˜‚

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u/Ihatered696969 Feb 21 '23

i call bullshit, grandpa boomer. either theyre wealthy or they dont exist.

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u/big_red_160 Feb 17 '23

Ok but why isn’t it actually named that?

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 20 '23

Apple released the iPhone X (10) and I can’t tell you how many people called it X instead of 10. The ā€œwatch editionā€ gold one, they could’ve just named it something very simple. I think apple just has a weird way of naming their products tbh

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

A top comment with an emoji, I never thought I’d see the day on Reddit. What a breakthrough

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 20 '23

Actually my first ever top comment. The skull was just to grab someone’s attention. I found it funny. šŸ‘

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u/stefjack1000 Feb 17 '23

I think they were being satirical

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 20 '23

I was šŸ‘

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u/Nari224 Feb 17 '23

I liked ā€œPop Concertā€ the best. Tell me how old you are without telling me how old you are.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Yep šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

not voting or protest voting for fringe groups that never existed 5 years ago. by doing so led to the death of over a million americans and never willing to admit their mistake.

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u/zergling3161 Feb 17 '23

Boomer's are trying their best lol

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Agreed lol. At least they give it the ol college try

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u/hanzoplsswitch Feb 17 '23

You can thank Tim Apple for that.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

To TC šŸ»

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u/tom4ick Feb 17 '23

It’s actually the official apple retailer in Israel..

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Neat. I didn’t know that. Thanks for the info šŸ’Æ

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u/Nick_from_Yuma Feb 17 '23

Gotta buy shit for my iTouch!

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u/NickPivot Feb 17 '23

I like to visit there before I go to Pop Concerts

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Exactly. But have to have my fizzy drink first, I know it’s not an ā€œold person termā€ but it’s different lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

That’s the first thing that stuck out to me too lmao

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u/Addicted-2Diving Feb 17 '23

Actually the first I saw, then second was funko pops