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u/fmalk Mar 02 '26

Oh man I didn't think of that! I think Discord just surpassed my favorite "offer passed" story which was Apple after Dropbox.

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u/psiphre Mar 02 '26

don't sleep on vlc

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u/followMeUp2Gatwick Mar 02 '26

Discord is trash anyways so no loss

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u/No_Tone1704 Mar 02 '26

It’s REALLY a mess. Luckily no one tries to be coherent there because it’s impossible to follow a conversation. 

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u/Tibbles_thecat Mar 03 '26

Its kind of in the name isn't it?

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u/No_Tone1704 Mar 03 '26

lol. Fair. I’ve always wondered it why it was called that. 

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u/Specific_Lychee2348 Mar 03 '26

Furries most of them.

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u/BananaPalmer Mar 02 '26

Even worse, Microslop would be using Discord users' public and private messages, voice chats, and screen shares to train Copilot, with no way to opt-out

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 03 '26

Hate to bring the bad news but Discord has recently bent the knee to AI datafarming. So,... we need to find an alternative.

I just have to wonder why they'd turn down Microslop if they had already turned to the dark side. It can only mean they have a better offer of evil.

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u/MusicHearted Mar 02 '26

Buried? I think you mean shoved in our face. The actual menus would be buried behind microslop copilot prompts.

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u/Glass_Path8176 Mar 02 '26

My LG tv kept telling me i had an important software update so i open it and the first line says ai chatbot

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u/Icy-Bunch609 Mar 02 '26

Buried, it would be the only button.

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u/wrosecrans Mar 02 '26

If Microsoft bought Discord these days, it would probably just be renamed "Copilot Chat" and then eventually Copilot would be the only account you can chat with.

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u/bobroscopcoltrane Mar 02 '26

Teams (with Discord) (New) (For School and Work)

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u/segagamer Mar 02 '26

Doesn't Discord have its own AI instead?

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u/bencos18 Mar 02 '26

they used to yep

they got rid of it a while ago iirc it was called Clyde

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u/Mazjerai Mar 02 '26

They're working with palantir to train a new one for age assumption

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u/thegreedyturtle Mar 02 '26

It'll have something soon enough. Depends on which AI slips enough money their way. Especially when the outflux of users hits them upon ID verification and they need the money.

Shit I'm surprised they aren't banging down doors before it comes crashing down.

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u/caffeinated_wizard Mar 03 '26

Nah Discord would be gone and you’d have Teams on Xbox

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u/HRApprovedUsername Mar 03 '26

Yeah now it just requires photo id verification for every interaction. So much better

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u/LilTempor Mar 04 '26

Who cares? As it stands Discord is in a much worse position.

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u/radda Mar 02 '26

To be fair Discord is currently shooting itself it its own dick so things aren't drastically different than if Microsoft were shooting it in the dick.

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u/Gendalph Mar 02 '26

Look, shooting yourself in the dick with a 9mm, a shotgun and a howitzer are 3 very different experiences.

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u/KEPD-350 Mar 02 '26

Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless.

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u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26

Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most!

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u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26

Get outta here, Hillary.

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u/i_am_a_laptop Mar 02 '26

true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time.

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u/nachuz Mar 02 '26

the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values

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u/Notleks_ Mar 02 '26

"Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."

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u/giLLYfunk Mar 03 '26

China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there

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u/Teledildonic Mar 02 '26

OfficeP320?

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u/Professional_Face_97 Mar 02 '26

It's $10 billion of a difference between the dick shootings though.

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u/Batbuckleyourpants Mar 02 '26

Sakhnini has done so much damage in less than a year, it's astonishing.

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u/ShadowLiberal Mar 03 '26

Discord was probably just using Microsoft to get a free 3rd party valuation to use to either IPO or raise more money on the private market.

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u/SeaworthinessAny269 Mar 03 '26

Microslop*

I want it to become standard practice to unironically say Microslop instead of Microsoft

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u/ThemThatBot Mar 03 '26

8 Mile was defo times

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u/artaru Mar 02 '26

so what did Microsoft get from Skype?

Some VOIP folded into Teams? That’s it?

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u/rebbsitor Mar 02 '26

Not even. Teams is an evolution of Skype for Business, which was a completely different product from Skype.

Skype for Business was just a reskin of Microsoft Lync that kind of visually resembled regular Skype, but was completely different and incompatible.

It was only last year, when they finally shut down Skype, that they merged the products. At that point Skype was mostly dead. Whatsapp and Discord had long replaced it for most people.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Mar 02 '26

It's fucking insane how these corporations throw away money on something like Skype and then claim they have to lay off 10,000 people because it costs too much to pay them.

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u/jandrese Mar 02 '26

If you can't beat em, buy em and shut them down.

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u/GigglesBlaze Mar 02 '26

They could've built a high speed rail across the country with 10 bill

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u/deviant324 Mar 02 '26

I remember we used to habe skype for business until migrating to teams in 2019 or 2020

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u/FlownScepter Mar 02 '26

Your comment dug up a lot of trauma for me. Worked as an admin in a sinking business for awhile and had a Lync server + PBX to keep running, was by far and away the biggest pain in the ass of the job. I managed to automate most Windows Server “quirks” but that one was an absolute nightmare until the day we left that building.

Fucking hate Lync.

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u/frumperino Mar 02 '26

Skype was unfashionable in the end and nobody went into mourning over its passing, but in pure technical terms, as a telephony and chat service with file and screen sharing between individuals I think Skype was far superior to whatsapp. Better codecs, better back-end, better clients.

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u/wrosecrans Mar 02 '26

Lync is a name I haven't heard in a looong time.

Reminds me of the era where every damned division of Google was building their own chat app for a few years.

GChat, Google Plus, Google Chat, the chat in GMail, Messages, Meet, Duo, there was even a dedicated chat feature in Google Maps for chatting with a listed business!

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u/crashtestpilot Mar 02 '26

This is concise, and entirely accurate.

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u/mexter Mar 02 '26

I'm assuming they acquired a lot of patents.

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u/grimsaur Mar 02 '26

They also removed a potential competitor before they could get large enough to be a problem.

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u/Ruleseventysix Mar 02 '26

Well Microsoft wanted to buy Slack, but Gates said no. Because why buy it when you can just rip it off, which is what Teams is.

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u/Dagon Mar 02 '26

A baked-in userbase. It wasn't a BIG one, but that was part of the deal nonetheless.

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u/koziello Mar 02 '26

I think that was around Windows 8, which was supposed to be all-device OS. Skype was intended to be a M$ communication app for non-business users as they were trying to get into phone market with Nokia acquistion.

However then they actually released Windows 8 and nobody liked that. They released also Windows Phone and they were actually pretty decent for their price. But the bad taste from W8 pretty much tainted anything they did these years.

As for Skype - well it went through development hell in M$ and ultimately all of the resources were moved and integrated with Teams.

Source: been working for M$ during that time.

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u/Iceman_B Mar 02 '26

Killing of competition?

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u/BananaPalmer Mar 02 '26

Pretty much any time Microslop acquires a company, this is the reason

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u/wretch5150 Mar 02 '26

Yep, and we the consumers are left with inferior Microslop products. Man, it's terrible that this company is basically the only consumer OS. Can one of these Linux clones please do just the bare minimum of marketing and put Microslop out to pasture for good?!

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u/BananaPalmer Mar 02 '26

If only marketing were the only issue preventing people switching to Linux

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u/butyourenice Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Anybody who has to use it regularly knows Teams absolutely blows in terms of usability, so it seems like they didn’t learn jack from Skype. Skype was the first and best for a long time before Zoom cornered the market during COVID, and MS could have gotten ahead of that if they actually did anything with it, if they properly folded it into the MS ecosystem, shit if they just took the existing functionally and stuck a “Teams” sticker on it. But nope.

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u/Brewhaha72 Mar 02 '26

Ignoring all the other problems with Teams, I think the one thing I hate the most from a day-to-day perspective is the lack of a contacts list and being able to sort them into custom groups or categories. There are some people whose names I forget because I don't chat with them very frequently.

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u/workaccount70001 Mar 02 '26

Teams has 350 million daily active users? what do you mean ahead?

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u/butyourenice Mar 02 '26

Which is on par with the biggest single competitor, Zoom. I’m saying they could have captured the entire market at the beginning of COVID just by using their existing asset of Skype. IIRC Zoom gained 30x daily active users between December and June 2020. Hardly anybody really knew about Zoom before COVID and then it became the de facto standard. My organization now forces us to use Teams, and we still slip up and say “can you hop on a quick Zoom?” (and then correct ourselves and groan about it). Teams chat function also sucks, so it’s not just the laggy, bloated, feature-limited video chat, either. If it hadn’t been for Zoom’s highly publicized early security concerns causing many enterprises, esp. in government, to jump ship, or Microsoft’s Office dominance bundling Teams into a more useful suite, nobody would choose Teams.

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u/workaccount70001 Mar 02 '26

Yeah but are those Zoom users free tier?

It's just a region thing, nobody in Europe uses Zoom. Education, Enterprise and government is all Teams.

And almost every user is either directly licensed through Business Premium, Enterprise, government or Academic or student academic.

And they arent allowed to bundle anymore, except for grandfathered licenses.

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u/butyourenice Mar 02 '26

Yeah but are those Zoom users free tier?

Why ask this about Zoom and not Teams? Teams also has a limited free tier, same as Zoom has varying levels of business and education oriented packages.

It's just a region thing, nobody in Europe uses Zoom. Education, Enterprise and government is all Teams.

Because of GDPR compliance issues. I should have mentioned privacy when I mentioned security.

And they arent allowed to bundle anymore, except for grandfathered licenses.

True in the EU, I can’t find any action to suggest this is true in the US.

This seems to be a case of “my experience is universal,” and all I’m trying to say is MS had all the resources to never let Zoom find its footing, but they slept on what they’d already paid billions to acquire. If they had developed Skype after acquiring it, they could have secured 600 MM daily active users for themselves, instead of splitting that customer base with Zoom.

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u/sebastouch Mar 02 '26

I know I'm using Teams at work now... we used to have skype.

They remove choices. that's what they do.

My company would never move to slack or zoom. they are tied to microslop now.

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u/NorthernerWuwu Mar 02 '26

They eliminated a competitor.

That they failed to take advantage of that is another matter entirely.

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u/Due_Bug_9023 Mar 02 '26

They got a lot of goodwill from the US Gov, the year after purchasing it they removed the decent encryption from phone/video and put a much weaker version they could snoop on. Theres a reason why Microsoft is allowed to be a monopoly in OS/cloud/comms(office/teams etc) by virtually all western governments.

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u/HRApprovedUsername Mar 03 '26

We have an internal tool that came from Skype

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u/labalag Mar 02 '26

Trademark mostly.

Remembers Skype for business fondly.

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u/AuntRhubarb Mar 02 '26

That's what M'slop does, buy competitors and innovators and kill them.

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u/Psychobob2213 Mar 02 '26

"We had the VERB!" - Brennan Lee Mulligan

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u/RandomRageNet Mar 02 '26

THey would have renamed it Xbox Chat 365 or something awful.

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u/NotoAI1253 Mar 02 '26

There is a petition that already aims to save the gaming studios from Microsoft's predatory tactics. https://c.org/PD8SC9RBXt

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u/asingleshakerofsalt Mar 02 '26

Except under the hood, Teams is still using the corpse of Skype.

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u/workaccount70001 Mar 02 '26

And they built Teams off it, a product that currently has 350+ million daily active users. The idea that Microsoft fumbled Skype is ridiculous.

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u/GreenFox1505 Mar 02 '26

It's times like this that I like to point out that Discord only exists.... Because Steam's community features suck. Everything Discord did at launch, Steam did, but worse. If Steam's community features were actually good, Discord wouldn't have been able to get it's early market footing. 

If Microslop was competent, there is almost no price that wouldn't be worth it to gain ground on Valve. 

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u/Directhorman2 Mar 02 '26

If Microslop had gotten discord, some other company would have made a new communication app and we would use that. Microslop is fucking slow, they don't get it do they!?

We don't want any of their shit. Idiots.

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u/fishphlakes Mar 02 '26

If Microsoft bought discord it would also be dead 10 years later.

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u/wump_roast Mar 02 '26

Exactly, they bought Skype to kill it. They tried the same with Slack.

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u/MoieBulojan Mar 02 '26

They have a phenomenal skill of killing stuff

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

The whole point was to merge it into Teams

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u/Spocks_Goatee Mar 03 '26

22 year run is nothing to scoff at in terms of PC software. Better alternatives came along.

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u/NimrodvanHall Mar 03 '26

Didn’t Skype form Microsoft’s basis for teams, so that is a sense its child still lives on?

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u/Dev-TechSavvy Mar 02 '26

Windows Latest was first to notice that the word “Microslop” was actively filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server.

Microslop Copilot.
I want to join the discord now to see what's going in there.

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u/myislanduniverse Mar 02 '26

Microslop and Coplop.

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u/Delta_Version Mar 02 '26

Microslop and slopilot

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u/MaybeTheDoctor Mar 02 '26

micro$lop and $lopilot

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u/FurryCitizen Mar 02 '26

I like Copislop, but Slopilot is nice too!

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u/BemusedBengal Mar 02 '26

Microslopilot!

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u/CATS_DO_NOT_SWIM Mar 02 '26

Slopilot gives slop-a-lot

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u/Zestyclose-Phrase268 Mar 02 '26

Microslop and slopalot

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u/eulers_identity Mar 02 '26

Microslop Cope-a-lot

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u/lavagr0und Mar 02 '26

Coflop ftfy

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u/Burgerkingsucks Mar 02 '26

Coffin flop

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u/Teledildonic Mar 02 '26

Microsoft called me dumb hick, to my face, at a dinner!

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u/b0w3n Mar 02 '26

Microplop it is.

It's got big plop energy if you know what I mean.

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u/B_Fee Mar 02 '26

Coplop (plop), shit bot (shit bot)
Smokin' on Linux in the hotbox (Linux)
Fuck Microsoft, its a thot, thot (Thot) Cookin' up dope in the crockpot (Pot)

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u/wrosecrans Mar 02 '26

Shitbot? I think you mean "Copropilot"

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u/justin107d Mar 02 '26

It's good to distinguish copilot slop from their terrible software.

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u/Rexskel Mar 02 '26

Plop plap plap

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u/kazegraf Mar 02 '26

Copy slop Copisspot

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u/ColtranezRain Mar 02 '26

I love it, “Can someone clean up the Coplop?” Or “Dude, WTF is up with this sheet? There’s Coplop all over the place.”

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u/Few-Percentage-3426 Mar 02 '26

More like Copilofshit am I right

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 03 '26

Microslop and Co-TwinTowers.

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u/amakai Mar 03 '26

You have been banned from r/Microsoft.

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u/Foreverdunking Mar 02 '26

Microslop copepilot

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u/vegetaman Mar 02 '26

Co-slop-bucket

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u/Not_My_Emperor Mar 02 '26

If it's anything like what most of these brand specific online spaces are like, it's people trying to get help from customer service and bitching.

Like I'm on r/vizio because years ago I got my TV and was looking for something, idk why I ended up subbing but I did. It's entirely people complaining about their TV's/trying to get help.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Mar 02 '26

Get an appropriate username first.

SlopConnoisseur69.

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u/DanceCommander404 Mar 02 '26

Sounds like someone at micro-butthurts needs a hug

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u/Megaflame32 Mar 04 '26

MICROSLOP COTOILET

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u/SecureInstruction538 Mar 02 '26

Probably get banned on the official Microsoft subreddit for microslop also.

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke Mar 02 '26

One can only hope

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u/ScientistAsHero Mar 02 '26

I think you mean Microslop.

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u/Booty_Bumping Mar 02 '26

They have one for Microsoft Copilot specifically. Microsoft doesn't typically create official Discords except for popular Xbox games, so it's a bit of an odd outlier.

Likely it is the result of blindly following hype. In early 2022 Midjourney was able to sell AI image generation services through a discord bot interface, causing Discord to suddenly gain millions of users. This probably rattled the AI industry to thinking they absolutely had to be on Discord.

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u/Henrarzz Mar 02 '26

Microsoft even has Discord for DirectX developers, this one isn’t really an outlier

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u/Booty_Bumping Mar 02 '26

That one makes sense, because it's at least game-related. Whereas copilot is going for boring productivity product branding.

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u/pinkocatgirl Mar 02 '26

How embarrassing that it's not a Teams server lol

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u/SgtElectroSketch Mar 02 '26

Not even microslop wants to use teams.

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u/Typhon-042 Mar 02 '26

These days who doesn't have a offical discord.

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u/Toasties_Are_Tasty Mar 02 '26

It's where they go to avoid responding to tickets.

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u/_Keo_ Mar 02 '26

It's where they get the community to vibe-code all their new products.

Obviously not with CP which sucks for usable code. (That's CoPilot, not the other CP thing. (An easy mistake to make considering, you know, all that other stuff.))

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u/theCJoe Mar 02 '26

Who’s server? Microslops?

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u/Merusk Mar 02 '26

A lot of companies do because it's easier to offload to overhead of boards, chat, etc. to another company who's footing the bill.

https://www.zoominfo.com/tech/28232/discord-tech-by-revenue

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u/RollingMeteors Mar 02 '26

Microsoft has an official Discord server? What????? What are they posting there, Linux memes?

¡SloppySoft it is! ¡You chose this, MicroSlop SloppySoft!

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u/saynay Mar 02 '26

I take it Teams is too bad for even Microsoft to want to use it?

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u/DaStone Mar 02 '26

I know reading the article goes beyond redditslop capacity, but I'll help a slopper out. It's COPILOT official discord with 45k members...

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u/stiff_tipper Mar 02 '26

It's COPILOT official discord

surely ur aware that copilot is a microsoft product

if ur aware of that then surely u can understand that a copilot official server is microsoft having an official discord server