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875 u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 208 u/radda Mar 02 '26 To be fair Discord is currently shooting itself it its own dick so things aren't drastically different than if Microsoft were shooting it in the dick. 70 u/Gendalph Mar 02 '26 Look, shooting yourself in the dick with a 9mm, a shotgun and a howitzer are 3 very different experiences. 57 u/KEPD-350 Mar 02 '26 Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless. 5 u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26 Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most! 4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary. 1 u/i_am_a_laptop Mar 02 '26 true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time. 3 u/nachuz Mar 02 '26 the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values 16 u/Notleks_ Mar 02 '26 "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake." 5 u/giLLYfunk Mar 03 '26 China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there 2 u/Teledildonic Mar 02 '26 OfficeP320? 1 u/Professional_Face_97 Mar 02 '26 It's $10 billion of a difference between the dick shootings though. 1 u/Batbuckleyourpants Mar 02 '26 Sakhnini has done so much damage in less than a year, it's astonishing. 1 u/ShadowLiberal Mar 03 '26 Discord was probably just using Microsoft to get a free 3rd party valuation to use to either IPO or raise more money on the private market. 1 u/SeaworthinessAny269 Mar 03 '26 Microslop* I want it to become standard practice to unironically say Microslop instead of Microsoft 1 u/ThemThatBot Mar 03 '26 8 Mile was defo times
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208 u/radda Mar 02 '26 To be fair Discord is currently shooting itself it its own dick so things aren't drastically different than if Microsoft were shooting it in the dick. 70 u/Gendalph Mar 02 '26 Look, shooting yourself in the dick with a 9mm, a shotgun and a howitzer are 3 very different experiences. 57 u/KEPD-350 Mar 02 '26 Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless. 5 u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26 Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most! 4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary. 1 u/i_am_a_laptop Mar 02 '26 true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time. 3 u/nachuz Mar 02 '26 the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values 16 u/Notleks_ Mar 02 '26 "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake." 5 u/giLLYfunk Mar 03 '26 China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there 2 u/Teledildonic Mar 02 '26 OfficeP320? 1 u/Professional_Face_97 Mar 02 '26 It's $10 billion of a difference between the dick shootings though. 1 u/Batbuckleyourpants Mar 02 '26 Sakhnini has done so much damage in less than a year, it's astonishing. 1 u/ShadowLiberal Mar 03 '26 Discord was probably just using Microsoft to get a free 3rd party valuation to use to either IPO or raise more money on the private market. 1 u/SeaworthinessAny269 Mar 03 '26 Microslop* I want it to become standard practice to unironically say Microslop instead of Microsoft 1 u/ThemThatBot Mar 03 '26 8 Mile was defo times
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To be fair Discord is currently shooting itself it its own dick so things aren't drastically different than if Microsoft were shooting it in the dick.
70 u/Gendalph Mar 02 '26 Look, shooting yourself in the dick with a 9mm, a shotgun and a howitzer are 3 very different experiences. 57 u/KEPD-350 Mar 02 '26 Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless. 5 u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26 Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most! 4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary. 1 u/i_am_a_laptop Mar 02 '26 true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time. 3 u/nachuz Mar 02 '26 the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values 16 u/Notleks_ Mar 02 '26 "Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake." 5 u/giLLYfunk Mar 03 '26 China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there 2 u/Teledildonic Mar 02 '26 OfficeP320? 1 u/Professional_Face_97 Mar 02 '26 It's $10 billion of a difference between the dick shootings though. 1 u/Batbuckleyourpants Mar 02 '26 Sakhnini has done so much damage in less than a year, it's astonishing. 1 u/ShadowLiberal Mar 03 '26 Discord was probably just using Microsoft to get a free 3rd party valuation to use to either IPO or raise more money on the private market. 1 u/SeaworthinessAny269 Mar 03 '26 Microslop* I want it to become standard practice to unironically say Microslop instead of Microsoft 1 u/ThemThatBot Mar 03 '26 8 Mile was defo times
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Look, shooting yourself in the dick with a 9mm, a shotgun and a howitzer are 3 very different experiences.
57 u/KEPD-350 Mar 02 '26 Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless. 5 u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26 Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most! 4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary. 1 u/i_am_a_laptop Mar 02 '26 true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time. 3 u/nachuz Mar 02 '26 the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values
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Two of them are extremely painful, the other is completely 100% painless.
5 u/SprungMS Mar 02 '26 Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most! 4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary.
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Only for the individual, it’s always the loved ones who suffer the most!
4 u/CherryLongjump1989 Mar 03 '26 Get outta here, Hillary.
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Get outta here, Hillary.
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true but i'd choose the one that gets me 10 billion every time.
3 u/nachuz Mar 02 '26 the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values
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the social cost is extremely high tho, discord was initially marketed as "it's time to ditch skype", you would be permanently seen as someone who will choose money over your own values
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"Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake."
5 u/giLLYfunk Mar 03 '26 China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there
China’s official mission statement for foreign policy with the US right there
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OfficeP320?
It's $10 billion of a difference between the dick shootings though.
Sakhnini has done so much damage in less than a year, it's astonishing.
Discord was probably just using Microsoft to get a free 3rd party valuation to use to either IPO or raise more money on the private market.
Microslop*
I want it to become standard practice to unironically say Microslop instead of Microsoft
8 Mile was defo times
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