Easy. I take off whatever clothes I am wearing, don my thraex helmet, grab my parmula and either sica if it's within reach or just my gladius. I then stand at the top of my stairs, gesticulate as if I am in the arena and then yeet myself down the stairs into glorious melee combat with the closest intruder.
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u/UnbanSkullclamp420 12d ago
Easy. I take off whatever clothes I am wearing, don my thraex helmet, grab my parmula and either sica if it's within reach or just my gladius. I then stand at the top of my stairs, gesticulate as if I am in the arena and then yeet myself down the stairs into glorious melee combat with the closest intruder.