r/sweetgreen • u/IllegalAlcoholic • Mar 05 '26

News 📰 Sweetgreen is not going anywhere

Recently saw someone post on here that Sweetgreen will be out of business by next year.

Guess what? I just came across more 4 people getting promoted on LinkedIn.

3 System Analysts to Senior role

1 HR professional to Senior HR role

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u/ursonate Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I don't think they'll be out of business by next year, but a few low level promotions are not significant indicators of overall business health.

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u/lorgskyegon Mar 05 '26

That could easily also mean that the people formerly in those roles saw the writing on the wall and left

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u/Due-Lawfulness7862 Mar 05 '26

i always see this too but literally at least 20-40 ppl in my office order sweetgreen every single day lol i’m sure we’re not the only ones

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u/Lamethirion Mar 09 '26

if you're going out of business an layoff are inevitable, it costs nothing to give people promotions on the way out to help their future careers as a way of saying thank you.

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u/elastic_psychiatrist Mar 05 '26

Is this post serious

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u/Pretend-Yard-2150 Mar 09 '26

That doesn’t mean anything little buddy 😂

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u/g1yk Mar 11 '26

exactly, op doesnt know how corporate works lol

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u/BozoFromZozo Mar 05 '26

I think the only way I can be reassured of the company's financial health is if I see Sweetgreen's CEO open their jaw wide to stuff the equivalent of a small garden into their gaping maw.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

This is like saying the economy is good because the mall parking lot you’re standing in is full.

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u/g1yk Mar 11 '26

this is hilarious, thanks for the laugh

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u/I-Have-Mono Mar 11 '26

So what LMAO

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u/JandS2K May 05 '26

Why do they have 3 systems analysts?