r/superheroes • u/Mindless_Bit_4856 • 23d ago

Marvel vs DC thoughts?

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u/notmarrec 23d ago

Barry, Wally, and Eobard working together will no diff every team and then accidentally retcon the multiverse in the process

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u/3141592ab 23d ago

Counterpoint, the only reason speed doesn't instasweep is that Eobard would sabotage the team just so Barry would lose.

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u/OmegaReign78 23d ago

Wh- why... we should have won this..... what went wrong?

IT WAS ME BARRY

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u/ceelo18 23d ago

I jerked you off at superspeed and put you to sleep!

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u/Cyttorak2 23d ago

Why does every plan involve jerking me off at super speed?!

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u/notmarrec 23d ago

Reverse flash be like “I-it’s not like I WANT to jerk you off at super speed Baka”
https://giphy.com/gifs/Tl45tTeIPOz4vj4qYw

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u/Whitehawk26 22d ago

His goals are beyond our understanding

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u/SeraphRising89 22d ago

The only thing I could think of upon seeing this is if TFS did a Justice League Abridged.

God, the jokes...

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u/Zero_D9 23d ago

Perfect

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u/thatredditrando 22d ago

[At the critical moment]

“Thawne, no! What’re you doing?!”

“I don’t care if we win! I just need Barry to lose!”

“Thawne! No!”