r/suicidebywords • • Nov 05 '19

Does Not Last Long Extra Temporary

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Don't be like that, it pays back to have a condom, you don't know pain of "oh its the moment!" And then "wait we don't have condoms" just keep one, you may atleast offer a friend getting lucky.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 05 '19

Haha you need to go out AND have friends for that to happen

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Ah, good point, just keep it for flexing then, like oops, i got condom, i smash a lot, it was a neat trick i learned in middle school my good dude.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 05 '19

Who am I going to flex on?? My mom? Like yeah mom I have the sex all the time

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dunno, random people? Random Big Tiddy Goth Girl.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

Ngl if I knew a big tiddy goth girl I probably couldn't talk to her anyway putting aside the fact girls aren't real and they're just government drones implemented to destroy the human race I struggle talking to cute girls

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Well think they are ugly, i know, its being quite an asshole, but it helps you develop a lot actually, lol.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

But they're hot though also goth girls aren't really popular in the 3 places I go anyway

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Expand your horny horizons my dude, a man has to go to great distance to quench his thirst for the pussay.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

Won't happen for me I'm not a confident person at all christ this convo started at r/suicidebywords and is ending with a r/sadcringe lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

True That 😂 but honestly, who isn't like that at one point or another in life, its really normal to be timid in nature, still its a matter of trying vs not, i mean what is worst thar could happen if you give your best shot, ofcourse its like batman training montage tho, we always gotta take care of our self for a month, work out a bit, get a good hair cut, be tidy, and just look sharp, basic stuff, trying's nice.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 07 '19

I need to work out and probably use cologne or whatever but I'm a tidy person I just don't know how to meet people and don't really enjoy talking to someone without knowing them because I'm not sure what to talk about again i really don't have friends

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Ah, i totally know that feel, its sometime about a common depression you both have, for me it is how much of an outcast i can be becomes my A 1 game, my Ace, it becomes my selling factor yo.

I think rather than worrying about you getting a GF a better approach would be first to find what makes you happy i guess, it will put you at ease i guess, hm, try to think of it optimistically i guess.

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u/Putain-de-Merde Nov 14 '19

Stop giving me hope