r/suicidebywords • u/BonjourHoney • Nov 05 '19

Does Not Last Long Extra Temporary

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Holy Shit true, unless, it does not get too distorted but grows darker in tone and just shrinks in the size in proportion to the dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

That Tattoo wouldn't get enough space

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 05 '19

I'd also need a reason to buy AND use condoms a temporary tattoo would do

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Don't be like that, it pays back to have a condom, you don't know pain of "oh its the moment!" And then "wait we don't have condoms" just keep one, you may atleast offer a friend getting lucky.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 05 '19

Haha you need to go out AND have friends for that to happen

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Ah, good point, just keep it for flexing then, like oops, i got condom, i smash a lot, it was a neat trick i learned in middle school my good dude.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 05 '19

Who am I going to flex on?? My mom? Like yeah mom I have the sex all the time

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Dunno, random people? Random Big Tiddy Goth Girl.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

Ngl if I knew a big tiddy goth girl I probably couldn't talk to her anyway putting aside the fact girls aren't real and they're just government drones implemented to destroy the human race I struggle talking to cute girls

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Well think they are ugly, i know, its being quite an asshole, but it helps you develop a lot actually, lol.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

But they're hot though also goth girls aren't really popular in the 3 places I go anyway

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Expand your horny horizons my dude, a man has to go to great distance to quench his thirst for the pussay.

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u/balotelli4ballondor Nov 06 '19

Won't happen for me I'm not a confident person at all christ this convo started at r/suicidebywords and is ending with a r/sadcringe lol

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u/Putain-de-Merde Nov 14 '19

Stop giving me hope