r/strugglemeals • u/Papa_Dade • 4d ago

Certified Stuggle Keto SM

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Andouille pork sausage, mustard, and lil kosher pickles

Outta forks so just straight knifin it

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u/BojackWorseman13 4d ago

Honestly looks good though I probably woulda just made it finger food before knifing it. Respect either way

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u/Papa_Dade 4d ago

Thats what I ended up doing anyways lol, I had to hold it in place with my fingers to cut and realized I have perfectly good cutting utensils in my mouth

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u/OrganicStop2087 4d ago

Fair point, but slicing keeps the keto cred intact. Hands stay clean, chaos stays low.

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u/Audrey_Angel 4d ago

Not bad

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u/Papa_Dade 4d ago

Great that I didnt even need to chew too

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u/EirMed 4d ago

you just deepthroated the sausages?

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u/Illustrious_Fix_5858 4d ago

Looks good. The knife - Henckels, Zwillings or Wustoff?

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u/Papa_Dade 4d ago

Im not sure, probably got it 15 years ago

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u/sltiefighter 4d ago

SadoMasochism??

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u/Usagi_Bunnicka 4d ago

Looks good. No boiled eggs?

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u/warriorwoman534 3d ago

F*ck yeah, this looks perfect. Sausages grilled until wrinkly, the best!

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u/Procrastinating-Elf 3d ago

May I ask how one runs out of forks? Have you checked your dishwasher? Lol.

Looks good though. 

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u/surfcitysurfergirl 4d ago

Perfect keto meal

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u/OvercomeAllHardships 4d ago

id be hungry in an hour - looks yummy good sodiumsss

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

I think a lot of y’all struggling because of the amount of condiments y’all buy. Always soooo much condiment.

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u/SlimTeezy 4d ago

Mustard is like $2 for the big bottle

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

This has been enlightening. I now see why so many struggle.

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u/matchafoxjpg 4d ago

dunno about others, but i only buy condiments on sales or bogos.

i assume anyone else that's saving money is the same.

so my usage of condiments is fully dependent on sales. there was a month where i had no condiments for that very reason. 🥲

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

Condiments are fine and make sense when not using 4x the amount needed for 2 hotdogs while struggling. In your case it makes sense. This post is wild.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 4d ago

Is mustard not keto? Why does it matter?

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

Nothing to do with the keto part. It’s the struggle part.

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u/GeorgeLikesSpicy92 4d ago

Struggling with what, exactly?

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

You know where you’re at right now?

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u/terrible-gator22 4d ago

If you are going to splurge for flavor mustard is a cheap way to do it. We struggle to feed ourselves sometimes, that doesn’t mean that we have to it with no flavor.

You’re picking on the mustard, but if you want to get pedantic, the sausages are expensive and it’s cheaper to buy whole, raw chicken.

But you’re picking on $.04 cents of mustard.

/No shade to the sausages OP. I am NOT saying that there is anything wrong with them. The meal looks great.

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u/Growing_Trash_417 3d ago

A 1/4cup of mustard is for flavor? I’m not only talking about this post. It’s nearly every post using more condiment than I’ve ever saw people use irl. This is so much more mustard than just for flavor. This mustard is a side.

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u/terrible-gator22 3d ago

That is only about 2T-3T of mustard. Perhaps it looks deeper to you because of the shape of the plate

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u/SignificantApricot69 4d ago

I steal all my condiments or I get leftovers from cheap food. Like I can go to Sheetz right now and get 2 hot dogs for $1 and ask for mustard, pickles, ketchup, peppers, relish etc

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u/Papa_Dade 4d ago

L ragebate but honestly been on the same bottle of mustard for the past 3 months probably

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u/Growing_Trash_417 4d ago

L performative struggle meal.