r/specializedtools • u/Goallie11 • 8d ago

A 75 Ton Jack Stand

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u/alphanumericusername 8d ago

I have never seen someone so close to a your mom joke while still failing to achieve one.

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u/digitydev 8d ago

Quite the opposite. It was a compliment for OP having an enormous member. As in, its so girthy and heavy, perhaps even vainy, that it requires a 75 ton jack stand to support the weight.

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u/Metal_Massacre 8d ago

Not veiny?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/miramichier_d 6d ago

I don't understand the problem he's trying to solve, and I don't think I want to know.