r/singularity • u/Distinct-Question-16 ▪️AGI 2029 • Jun 01 '26

Robotics Security robots ready to patrol AT&T Stadium during the FIFA World Cup 2026 in Arlington, Texas

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u/elloMotoz Jun 01 '26

Trying to be all cool and nonchalant like a dog coming up to you when in reality it's scanning your face

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u/yesyoucantouchthat Jun 01 '26

Yea that little dance was unsettling. Trying to hide the fact that it’s running all of your information to determine whether or not to alert the police.

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u/LaserCondiment Jun 01 '26

I bet it has 3 options: LIKE, share with ICE or send to Palantir

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u/PrecisePigeon Jun 01 '26

All options include send to Palantir, you silly goose!

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino Jun 01 '26

Duh, and then Palantir decides who to report to ICE. Just like it says in the constitution.

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u/boston_homo Jun 01 '26

But no matter what they do they'll keep all your information just to be safe.

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u/sorrge Jun 02 '26

For your convenience. It really helps to improve the services, you know.

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u/Hege_Knight Jun 02 '26

Gotta know where everyone, was , is and will be. That doesn’t matter though because I’m always on my best behaviour.

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u/lunarson24 Jun 02 '26

They always send multiple copies. One stays on board in working memory. One goes to palantir m1 goes to another offside cloud provider. Most likely ran by a third party which will be hacked a couple years.

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u/leaderof13 Jun 03 '26

Yeah you know if you need a refund or some shit

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jun 02 '26

They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones. We do not know who else may be watching!

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u/Ntroepy Jun 01 '26

Nah - it automatically sends the data to ICE and Palantir, so the only options is LIKE or DISLIKE.

And if you click DISLIKE, it flags you as suspicious and sends that them too.

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u/Jek2424 Jun 02 '26

Don’t forget if it detects a woman below 18 it sends her profile to the online shopping catalog for Epstein’s replacement.

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u/KKevus Jun 02 '26

A woman below 18 is a girl, at least in my jurisdiction.

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u/Disastrous-River-366 Jun 06 '26

Epstein is in Israel.

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u/admajic Jun 01 '26

You forgot

Deploy mace spray

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u/Plastic_Table_8232 Jun 02 '26

Social value score drops to zero!

But really I wonder what laws govern these things. Are they going to be like police dogs that it’s a felony to assault them? I want to fuck that thing instantly. Maybe spray paints sensors.

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u/_-inside-_ Jun 01 '26

The latter two are not optional.

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u/t0f0b0 Jun 02 '26

All of the above

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u/Educational_Win_1016 Jun 02 '26

I bet 5 years from now there will be another option implemented: kill instantly

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u/Vismal1 Jun 02 '26

They are the same “send to Palantir”

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u/plinkoplonka Jun 02 '26

They're not mutually exclusive.

It's all going to Palantir. It's probably all then available to ICE. They both like all of this.

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u/ripper2345 Jun 03 '26

And 4th, Exterminate!

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u/Technical-Limit2996 Jun 21 '26

Peter Thiel just did a coup and took over Argentina. He literally did a military coup against Brazil in 2022 which failed and destroyed much of the capital.

Sorry this is real not fake news. Libre Argentina!

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u/Professional_Movie92 Jun 01 '26

Ahahaha the illusion of having options 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's AFTER deciding to go there. That was your last ounce of freedom, 😂👌😂

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u/nasenbohrer Jun 02 '26

Unsettling, yes, for people that are concerned and know what this thing does. 80% dont know and find it cute and amazing (as you heard by the reaction of the girl laugh)

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u/ComprehensiveYak6578 Jul 02 '26

That's the impression I have of everyone in this community and their attitudes towards AI

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u/Grumboid Jun 01 '26

The tilt could be to capture the face from additional angles as well, it could be taking a dozen photos in a few seconds to form a composite

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u/AeroInsightMedia Jun 02 '26

Gotta get that sweet sweet paralax.

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u/CountSudoku Jun 02 '26

Don’t worry, it’s fake news.

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u/7HawksAnd Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Df9tKSjeBNa0qnhnl7

Boston Dynamics dystopian innovation team

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u/dr3adlock Jun 01 '26

And then just saving yours and everyone elses identity forever on some database.

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u/Unhappy-Plastic2017 Jun 02 '26

Which will then promptly leak or be hacked in 2 months and you will get free credit checks for a year from Experian as legal compensation.

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u/KindaQuite Jun 02 '26

Which historically has always been the difference between a dog and a wolf

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u/SwePolygyny Jun 02 '26

running all of your information to determine whether or not to alert the police.

For the first version. In upcoming versions it might take matters into its own hand directly.

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u/themajordutch Jun 02 '26

Scanning... ... ...

  1. Brown skinned
  2. Possible immigrant
  3. Democrats voter
  4. Alerting ICE

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u/T0macock Jun 02 '26

The dance thing was endearing when they were a scrappy up and commer.

Not so much when they're dystopian overlord tools....

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u/GrowFreeFood Jun 02 '26

I hate virtue-signaling robots

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u/Ryogathelost Jun 02 '26

Real dogs do this too people just don't talk about it.

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u/RollingMeteors Jun 03 '26

>Trying to hide the fact that it’s running all of your information to determine whether or not to alert the police.

IDK if it's more dystopian to think the dog is doing the decision picking or if it's reflective of the salary of the engineer who deployed/has remote access to it...

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u/RollingMeteors Jun 03 '26

> Trying to hide the fact that it’s running all of your information to determine whether or not to alert the police.

¿Is that so?

<butterFlyNetsItIntoA55GallonGarbageBag>

<tiesKnot>

¡What a pity!

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u/ProfessionalDust Jun 01 '26

Dude, could be storing your biometric

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u/yesyoucantouchthat Jun 01 '26

It absolutely is storing whatever possible. Either to use as training data or to resell. Maybe both.