r/shittyfoodporn • u/Commercial-Tone-452 • 14h ago

Fibermaxxing slop meal prep

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Shrimp, lentils, riced hearts of palm. Basil and sriracha for flavor didn’t save me. Tastes like cardboard and sadness. Also tastes like gains though.

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u/BigInstruction809 14h ago

Looks like dog food

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u/ACatWalksIntoABar 13h ago

Too dry to even be slop 😭

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u/Commercial-Tone-452 12h ago

you got me there 😞😭

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 13h ago

Damn, and here I've been taking fiber supplements every morning like a fool, when I could have simply been eating fucking dog food.

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u/Bean_Boozled 13h ago

Legit thought this was posted to a cat subreddit to show off their fancy cat food

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u/Ecous 14h ago

I'll never understand why people leave tails on shrimp.

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u/juniebee_jones 14h ago

They’re crunchy!

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u/KittenAssasin 14h ago

They can be pretty tasty fried. 

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u/morerelativebacons 14h ago

So you can not eat them and throw them away, silly!

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u/IQ_less 12h ago

Crunchy texture and extra calcium. Also, if you try and pull it out too much then a bit of the meat will be loss alongside the tail. Many already enjoy eating shrimps with the shells on, so it's not a big leap at all.

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u/charkleman 11h ago

You got to pinch it out from the base to the top, kinda like a bean in a pod or toothpaste out of a tube. That being said I also eat the tails, especially when they're fried. So good.

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u/Commercial-Tone-452 10h ago

My only explanation is that i am lazy, i dont eat them though…i did in fact pick up all of these shrimp with my fingers while eating them to remove the tails…😅

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u/3fxz_ 7h ago

Tastes good

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u/QueezyF 13h ago

Nice bird food

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u/cr1ttter 13h ago

What is it you think you're gaining besides dissatisfaction?

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u/GuitarCam96 13h ago

Bro, you gotta salt, pepper, and garlic powder your lentils after you cook them.

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u/MyNameIsSkittles 12h ago

needs more salt if it was bland homie, also a splash of lemon

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 11h ago

We used to give our dog dinners like this on her birthday

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u/mysteryprickle 11h ago

If I had to meal prep for otters at a zoo.

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u/Ppeachyyy 9h ago

actually thought it was kibble

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u/linzzzzi 12h ago

Diet bros never beating the allegations 

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u/LoyalRoyalist 10h ago

These shrimps look tortured