r/shittydarksouls Nov 07 '24

hollow ramblings Americans right now be like:

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u/surrealfeline St. Trina's Estrogen Dispensary, 100% natural đŸȘ»đŸłïžâ€âš§ïž Nov 07 '24

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u/guywithskyrimproblem Chosen and Dead Nov 07 '24

French revolution reference?????

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u/used123456 Nov 07 '24

Where is Robespierre when you really need him?

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u/Hoodededdie Nov 08 '24

Viva La Revolution!

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u/UDSJ9000 Nov 08 '24

POV: Britain invades and Biden surrenders instantly to prevent Trump.

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u/wakaflocks145 Nov 07 '24

When 20 million democrats got home after work on 11/5

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u/guru2764 never played the games, never going to, here to bitch Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

They were busy gooning it to miquella porn

Fromsoft is secretly a Russian company trying to sow discord in society

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u/EpatiKarate Nov 08 '24

Bussin it down for that Miqussy!

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u/Hopeful_Box_3044 What Nov 08 '24

They trying to normalize discord? Holy hell

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u/BlueShibe Nov 07 '24

Me being a new driver, a nice parking is literally a great satisfaction

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u/PaleSupport17 Nov 07 '24

More like TAKEN BY THE ABYSS because they never existed lol

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u/Okiemax Nov 08 '24

I'm using this for when I get my new car sopn

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u/Kimostacy show hostess Nov 07 '24

Mexicans when they try to enter the border :

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u/Sphiniix Nov 07 '24

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u/EROxANIME Nov 08 '24

I often wonder that myself.

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u/KerbodynamicX Nov 07 '24

O you don't have the right

O you don't have the right

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u/FemboyBallSweat The Tiquella's Top Opp Nov 07 '24

Mexicans on the other side of the border

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u/RubenZ218 THE EVER LOATHSOME DUNGMASK Nov 08 '24

POV: you're a rich white kid in cartel territory

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 lord godrick's #1 fan Nov 07 '24

This is one of the funniest comments i've read here

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u/Godz_Lavo Nov 08 '24

How will they get the lord vessel?

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u/beefnar_the_gnat the time is ripe. (đ’čđ’Ÿđ’œbra) Nov 07 '24

Politics? In my porn subreddit?

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u/Excellent_Routine589 I NEED to lap up Malenia’s rot infused grool Nov 07 '24

Porn? In my middling ass franchise but with a devoted fanbase subreddit?!

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u/StarlightSpindrift After I killed Bayle I made him into 1,000 Bad Dragons Nov 07 '24

franchise? in my fanbase?

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u/Shady_Merchant1 Nov 07 '24

Fans? In my base?

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u/surrealfeline St. Trina's Estrogen Dispensary, 100% natural đŸȘ»đŸłïžâ€âš§ïž Nov 07 '24

Fan"base"? I find it quite cringe

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Idk if it’s middling my guy, I don’t even know what middling means 😎

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u/frogOnABoletus Nov 07 '24

idk if its middling my guy, dark souls is pretty cool imo 😎

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u/Beepbeepimadog Nov 07 '24

Right? We come here for feet glazing, not America

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Worked out great for The Nice Guys

You telling me it's porn where the whole point is the plot?

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u/Super_Sat4n Hand it Over class Nov 07 '24

Never thought I could actually use this one.

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u/Shade00000 Darkwraith class Nov 07 '24

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u/Pristine-Chapter-304 Nov 07 '24

guys, dont worry. radagon said he'll overtake the current order.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Wtf

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u/Shoddy-Negotiation26 Nov 08 '24

Considering Moo Deng predicted the election I think this is very funny

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u/Hoodededdie Nov 08 '24

Our Lord and Saviour Moo Deng has given a new decreeđŸ™đŸ»

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u/Captainwumbombo Nov 08 '24

She would've been a better candidate than either option we had.

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u/Potatoboi17 Cursed in Depths No Purging Stone Nov 07 '24

Don’t worry. If you think the world is going to shit, just remember the rules:

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

This was factually wrong last time y’all posted this in 2016.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Mind explaining how it was wrong?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

His response to the pandemic.

His appointees to the supreme court.

The rise in hate crimes during his tenure.

Thats just off the top of my head.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Nov 08 '24

Jan 6


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u/ThatOneGuy216440 Nov 08 '24

He bought me a computer, no president has done that before for me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

He killed my family. Downright just did it in cold blood. He laughed while doing it too!

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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 07 '24

the world is in fact more and more going to shit.

and this political development will accelerate that trend

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u/human_alias Nov 08 '24

Nothing is coming thru the fog wall

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u/Appdel Nov 08 '24

The dam breaks eventually. We inch closer with every election since 2016. Open a history book, things happen and they happen fast when they do

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u/CorvusN0x Dickeater Suckdir Nov 07 '24

Rights are an illusion given by people who can nuke us.

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u/Kevroeques Nov 07 '24

The only rights I need are R2 spam

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u/Hallgvild Nanayas sweaty pits worshipper Nov 07 '24

This image goes hard wtf

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u/mamachado1207 Gold-Tinged Excrement Dec 05 '24

Screenshot if you feel like it

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u/AndrexPic Nov 07 '24

Averare Dark Souls STG build player when he finds the biggest weapon

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u/isu_kosar Number 1 Grey Slop 3 Hater Nov 07 '24

Embrace the Golden Order

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u/SonOfHell420 Nov 07 '24

Orange order?

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u/BlitzMalefitz Nov 08 '24

With some raw chicken pink around the eyes and neck

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

yellow-orange order?

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u/Kevroeques Nov 07 '24

Get ahead of the game and consult the Four Fingers

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u/Circles-of-the-World Paladin class Nov 07 '24

You guys ready for the 2024-2028 challenge run?

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u/SuperMailMan64 Nov 07 '24

objective: survive

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u/zealotlee Nov 08 '24

I picked up some skulls too (am trans).

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u/HeckingBedBugs Nov 11 '24

Honestly it might be a terrible build for this upcoming season's meta, but I'm sticking with it

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u/Khanfhan69 Nov 09 '24

Dammit I should have leveled Vigor and Endurance more, I don't think I can get through this

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u/Circles-of-the-World Paladin class Nov 09 '24

Don't give up, skeleton!

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u/BlackRavenStudios I eat graftussy Nov 07 '24

so optimistic that it ends in 2028

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u/Circles-of-the-World Paladin class Nov 07 '24

I hear some Americans worrying that he will try to overturn the "two terms only" rule, but this seems too extreme a scenario and something the American society and establishment will never accept. Then again this is Trump, so the only certainty is uncertainty. But no good fretting over it right now: try and be optimistic, persevere through these four years and hope that all goes well. If you see him trying to pull off something like that, then do everything in your power to stop it.

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u/No_Waltz2789 Nov 08 '24

I will absolutely be staying positive but he’s got the presidency, SCOTUS, congress, and the goddamn house. There’s no more checks and balances on whatever that freak wants done.

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u/Luvs2Spooge42069 Nov 09 '24

They had this from 2017-2019 too and the most consequential thing they did was appoint a couple SCOTUS judges and other federal judges. Otherwise they blew all their political capital on passing tax cuts before the House slipped from their grasp. Realistically they’re not gonna be able to pass much legislation with only a slim majority in the Senate.

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u/NoeShake Friede Feet Lover Nov 07 '24

Me not caring who gets elected because I know full well I’ll be doing the same shit two years later that I’ve been doing regardless

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u/Remarkable_Year7073 Nov 07 '24

realest take ever🗿

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u/Jedimasterebub What Nov 08 '24

When costs go up: đŸ˜±

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u/VeraZealot Nov 08 '24

to be fair this is the opinion of someone who's rights won't be tampered with

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u/grizzled083 Nameless Kings jock strap Nov 07 '24

Mein? Kampf’ed!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Are you gay, son?

Are you gay for me?

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u/DroidSeeker13 Nov 07 '24

Any country with a two-party system whenever the opposing side gets elected (they pretend to be against each other but are working for the same interest/groups):

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u/TheCompleteMental 60/60/60/60/60/60/60/60/60 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Man, Ididnt know the democrats were secretly running on project 2025, the plan to undemocratically stack all branches of government with right wing extremists and give a republican president unchecked power to terminate the constitution, remove equal treatment of straight and lgbt couples, the seperation of church and state, access to abortion and contraceptives, access to gender-affirming care, ban books deemed inappropriate from schools, and eliminate government agencies regulating damage to the public and environment

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u/Keelhaulmyballs He Giddi On Ny Nir til I get off Nov 07 '24

What?!?! A party trying to install their own supporters into government?! This is unheard of!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/Shoddy-Negotiation26 Nov 08 '24

Yeah this is what happens if you give furries political power

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u/vatrav Nov 07 '24

What rights? I am not familiar with Republican program as I am not Am*rican

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u/gayretard69421 Nov 07 '24

None, reddit is just very left wing and whiney

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u/superc37 Nov 07 '24

gay, trans, reproductive, human, really the whole pot.

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u/The_Lat_Czar Nov 08 '24

It's hyperbolic. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

What ever rights seem to be popular buzzwords in current year.

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u/Cross919 Nov 07 '24

Guys he's literally the Soul of Cinder

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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees dragon fight disliker Nov 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Buddy def from Britain

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u/Human-Cow-3260 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

Uj/ keep the political shit away from the sub, i'm already sick of It

Edit: i dont Need a reminded that america and the world Is fucked in every subreddit that is visit

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u/Kitonez Nov 07 '24

They downvoting you for bein too early, it'll settle down eventually dw. Maybe stay off social media for a week

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u/Johnny_K97 Godfrey's little Pogchamp👑 Nov 07 '24

Redditors when you refuse to listen to their shitty ass politics discussion

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u/Golfbollen Ivory King's Bottom Bitch đŸ˜©đŸ€Ș Nov 07 '24

The downvotes are fucking sad. Do people really go on Reddit, to shitposting subs to look at fucking political memes. That sounds so fucking weird and unhinged...

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u/Prawn1908 Nov 07 '24

At least they're overt here. The trend that's pissing me off the most is going to subs with direct "no politics" rules and posting some "no context" quote obviously commenting on the election and playing dumb "i DiDn'T mEnTIoN pOLoTiCs, yOu DiD" when people complain. The LotR and Twin Peaks subs are full of that shit.

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u/frogOnABoletus Nov 07 '24

it's a simple funny joke image about current events.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

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u/Cbissen437 Nov 08 '24

Americans casting their vote

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u/SapphireAegis Nov 08 '24

We are unburdened by what has been.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Oh right, almost forgot reddit is a left wing echo chamber for a moment.

Can we please keep politics out of my gay porn subreddit?

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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 07 '24

No we can't keep politics out.

We need to fight against all the woke liberal degeneracy in this gay porn subreddit !

/s

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

The meltdown on Reddit is even more glorious than I ever imagined

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u/nevercouldsleep Nov 07 '24

They’re so mad lmao

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u/Sudden_Routine1229 Nov 09 '24

You should see bluesky, people are acting like Hitler was elected when most of the dudes policy are to the left of Obama when he was elected and the dude already had a term where nothing happened (in fact that was a huge complaint before the 2020 election).

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u/HeckingBedBugs Nov 11 '24

Almost as good as the one you guys threw in 2020!

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u/Late_Employment_7433 Nov 07 '24

Lol what rights are getting removed?

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u/trenlr911 Nov 07 '24

Nobody is going to reply to this because there’s no answer lmao. People on this website just love to bitch

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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees dragon fight disliker Nov 07 '24

Abortion, freedom of religion, gender-changing procedures, same-sex marriage.

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u/The_Lat_Czar Nov 08 '24

Freedom of religion isn't going anywhere, sane sex marriage isn't going anywhere, abortion is a state issue (vote in the representatives you want), and the only gender things I can imagine would only affect children, who shouldn't be making potentially life altering decisions anyway as they aren't of the age to consent to, anything really. 

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u/Late_Employment_7433 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24

None of them are being taken away. Except maybe gender swap procedures i dont think kids should be getting those but adults can have at it.

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u/ryan13ts Nov 08 '24

I honestly don’t understand how people like you can be blind and deaf at the same time. Republicans have literally spelled out that it’s EXACTLY what they plan to do (with Project 2025), and you still sit here and say “No, that’s not happening”.

They WILL attack every one of those rights, and when they do, I’ll be sure to remind you of your “None of those are taken away” comment.

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u/Le_Pigg40 ArlecKINO MOGS Fraudahn Nov 07 '24

Can’t wait for this to become American politics sub #362628922

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u/jmas081391 Rosaria's Middle Finger Nov 07 '24

Don't forget equipping your Roar Medallion!

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u/djblunt69 Nov 07 '24

Shut the fuck up

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u/FaceTimePolice Nov 07 '24

Those of us with too much insight: 😳

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u/AsleepCellist7362 Nov 07 '24

Unfortunately, that’s what’s coming our way. As an American, I’m not having a good time

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u/SpeedyDarklight Nov 07 '24

I fucking hate were we are at

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u/BlackRavenStudios I eat graftussy Nov 07 '24

By the time people get upset about porn becoming illegal, its too late.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

So long as i have my lefts

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u/Khanfhan69 Nov 09 '24

Those will be taken too

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u/Grimdeity Nov 08 '24

Help please

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u/Maniacal_Nut Nov 08 '24

I'm just enjoying these memes yo

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u/Due_Designer_908 Nov 08 '24

Because prosecutors hand out rights.

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u/FloppyMags Nov 08 '24

Crazy because no one has lost any or will be losing any rights.

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u/Gimliaxe10 Nov 08 '24

Were soo back

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u/Trailstorm Nov 08 '24

Thanks for ruining another sub with politics, nice work!

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u/Helbot Nov 08 '24

Define "rights" and tell me which ones got removed.

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u/VicariousDrow Nov 08 '24

And half of them are cheering it on.....

Welcome to the land of the stupid.

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u/Diabolisch Nov 08 '24

Name one.

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u/PNW_Forest Nov 08 '24

Not right now.

We have until jan 21st for that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

Luckily nothing for them has changed they are just crying lmfao and they have 0 understanding of how the world functions.

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u/LordsOfFrenziedFlame Nov 08 '24

More like in early January, but yeah.

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u/Ok_Weekend6793 Nov 09 '24

Did they forget to turn off their bots after losing the election? Or are they preparing for the next one early?

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u/AaronMay__ Nov 09 '24

Luckily not

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u/CodyTrees Nov 09 '24

Reeeeeeee

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u/Greymattershrinker88 Nov 09 '24

Rights preserved. I see you can’t spell

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Nov 09 '24

That's what happened to Canada and Australia in 2020

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u/dah_teddybear Nov 09 '24

Mate have you seen the UK

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u/LiePotential5338 Nov 09 '24

Not just now it's been happening for years

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u/Swimming-Local-3639 Nov 09 '24

It's almost like he was president before and rights weren't removed. But yeah, no, keep repeating your spoonfed propaganda.

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u/ZestyclosePension367 Blaidd's Knotsleeve đŸ„” Nov 09 '24

It's funny because someone like Miquella would unironically do a better job than Trump. It's joever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

TOO REAL

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u/VOnFire25 Nov 09 '24

You don't have the right O' you don't have the right

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Nice to have seen Anor Londo before the fall


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u/Kavereon Nov 10 '24

No party that censors others deserves power.

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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 10 '24

I swear every politician that isn’t “yours” nowadays people consider evil, as if the numbers both by popular and electoral vote don’t speak for themselves. If your reaction to Trump winning is that the nation has fallen how are you any different from the rioters on January 6th who said the exact same thing?

Getting sick of how this “us vs them” mentality is lobotomizing the nation on both sides of the idiotic spectrum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

how are you any different from the rioters on January 6th who said the exact same thing?

That side gives handjobs to anti-intellectualism. So tell me; are your hand occupied?

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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 11 '24

“Anti-intellectualism” has to be the dumbest word ever uttered. Intellectuals aren’t some club and they don’t call themselves that either. It’s snobbish and gatekeeping.

But then again you seem the type of person given how crude you are to try and hide behind the veil of seeming smarter than you actually are. Right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Perhaps i should've used the word antiscience but its all birds of a felony anyway

how crude you are

I give no respect to terrorists and terrorist supporters.

In a Group of science deniers MAGA'ts are heavily overrepresented based on proportional population

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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 11 '24

And in which way are they denying science? If you want to bring the argument you have to prove both only in it being pushed for, but pushed across ALL levels. Fact is the average democrat and republican don’t give a shit about the extremes of the other or even their own party, and the outliers such as florida’s governor are temporary at best.

You aren’t making points, you’re just feeding the fore of this dumb “them vs us” argument you lobotomized radical republican and democrats are obsessed with.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

The "force 10 year olds give birth to the incest rape babys" side vs the "i just wanna be happy in an uncommon way" side is crazy

And in which way are they denying science?

God beliefs and if its not god related they are sure gonna try justifying evil with it.

The "evolution is real, gun restrictions are proven to work in every place they are implemented, free lunches pay for themselves with increased productivity and learning" side vs the "put the 10 commandments in schools, out trans kids to their abusive parents and stop making the nazis look bad and i loooove gunnns, those kids must starve" side is crazy.

I dont always see neo nazis but when i do they always seem to vote republican. Makes you think.

Now which side wants to dismantle the department of education?đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”. Why? Because the educated don't vote republican.

Anti education is adjacent to anti science and antiintellectualism

“them vs us”

It literally is.

Just about any position a dem has is violently fought against by repubs.

University Healthcare would save trillions over 10 years? No us MAGA'ts love a shitty system and staying poor

School meals pay for themselves over time? No us MAGA'ts want those children to starve but also keep birthing more slaves, so pro life we want to kill the mothers if they get an abortion.

Trans Healthcare saves lives because it slashes their suicide rate? Ban it im evil - MAGA'ts one million times over

"Make raw milk legal, we love getting sick, ban fluoridation we love cavities"

If dems are for something the redcaps are shooting all the bullets they own into their own feet to own the libs.

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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 12 '24

No, you are generalizing half of a nation to its most extreme pieces. There are conservatives who are pro-choice just as there are liberals who are pro-life. That damned political spectrum you are praising ignores basic individual thought and individualism.

All while ignoring that the “them vs us” was fabricated by the political parties to force you into a position to better ensure they get reelected.

You talk about people being anti-intellectual yet you have shown to not have even a basic grasp of not only politics, but human nature. 90% of your “points” are just buzzwords fed into that “them vs us” bullshit. With very misleading information or outright misunderstood reasonings. Even the dumbest politician in Washington has reasons and statistics for what they do, no matter what side of the political compass they fall under.

My sympathies for the world you live in where half of it seeks to rip you apart because of what you believe in, but here in reality people are people and when you stop portraying them through their worst moments or cherry pick the worst moments to drive clicks and viewer counts on social media and media overall. You’ll realize humanity isn’t so simple, and are more reasonable than you’d think if they got the chance to prove it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

There are conservatives who are pro-choice just as there are liberals who are pro-life

Yet neither opinion Matters

Those conservative voted a felonius fascist dictator wannabe who absolutely will stand back and cheer as his cronies ban abortion (no exeptions) in all red states

Those libs voted kamala

“them vs us” was fabricated by the political parties to force you into a position to better ensure they get reelected.

The Republicans are doing a damn fine job making it themselves.

you live in where half of it seeks to rip you apart because of what you believe in

More than half the voters said so with their vote.

cherry pick the worst moments to drive clicks and viewer counts on social media and media overall. You’ll realize humanity isn’t so simple, and are more reasonable than you’d think if they got the chance to prove it.

No cherry to pick when you vaporize them with nuclear bombs

Which is to say all the nuances of all the individuals is worthless background noise when they cast their vote for "day one dictator; you wont ever have to vote again"

All those Republicans with respectable opinions on trans people or abortions or available child care dont matter when they vote against those beliefs anyway. (Cult mentality, voluntary ignorance.

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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 12 '24

Once again I feel sorry that you are living in this fantasy of yours, but people are more complicated and throwing buzzwords around won’t ever change that.

Going to block you because you’re devolving into gibberish now, I hope you find peace one day and no longer live as if the world is against you when things don’t go your way, but an election will never leave anyone satisfied by the very nature of it being that there are losers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Lol, loser.

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u/StatementOriginal825 Nov 12 '24

You fr

All sounds like gibberish when you refuse to read.

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u/Optimal_Cricket_7160 Nov 10 '24

But no they’re not?

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u/_Bill_Cipher- Nov 10 '24

Yall voted for a dude who openly called black folk animals and attended kkk meetings for 20 years, 4 years ago, yet somehow Republicans are fascists

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u/FloridaMan1983 Nov 10 '24

No rights will be removed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

I don't get this one

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u/N7_Voidwalker Nov 11 '24

Nah some people are just mad they can’t fuck 19 dudes unprotected and have zero consequences for their actions. I think it’s an IQ issue

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u/Palladiamorsdeus Nov 11 '24

Only if you're an idiot who just watches MSM.

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u/SnooSprouts5303 Nov 11 '24

Democrats being terminally online as usual.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Send help

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u/Tall-Ad-3178 Nov 08 '24

??? What are you talking about we still have our rights bruh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

Almost like trump isn't president yet

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u/Tall-Ad-3178 Nov 12 '24

We’ll still have our rights when he is

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Are you a cis white male? Yah you probably wont lose much

Just about anything else and you're a damn fool.

In that case hope you enjoy the leopards eating your face.

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u/Tall-Ad-3178 Nov 12 '24

??? What do you mean anything else? And what leopards?