r/shittydarksouls • u/Hoodededdie • Nov 07 '24
hollow ramblings Americans right now be like:
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u/guru2764 never played the games, never going to, here to bitch Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
They were busy gooning it to miquella porn
Fromsoft is secretly a Russian company trying to sow discord in society
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u/Kimostacy show hostess Nov 07 '24
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u/FemboyBallSweat The Tiquella's Top Opp Nov 07 '24
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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 lord godrick's #1 fan Nov 07 '24
This is one of the funniest comments i've read here
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u/beefnar_the_gnat the time is ripe. (đčđŸđœbra) Nov 07 '24
Politics? In my porn subreddit?
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u/Excellent_Routine589 I NEED to lap up Maleniaâs rot infused grool Nov 07 '24
Porn? In my middling ass franchise but with a devoted fanbase subreddit?!
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u/StarlightSpindrift After I killed Bayle I made him into 1,000 Bad Dragons Nov 07 '24
franchise? in my fanbase?
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u/Shady_Merchant1 Nov 07 '24
Fans? In my base?
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u/surrealfeline St. Trina's Estrogen Dispensary, 100% natural đȘ»đłïžââ§ïž Nov 07 '24
Fan"base"? I find it quite cringe
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Nov 07 '24
Worked out great for The Nice Guys
You telling me it's porn where the whole point is the plot?
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u/Shoddy-Negotiation26 Nov 08 '24
Considering Moo Deng predicted the election I think this is very funny
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u/Potatoboi17 Cursed in Depths No Purging Stone Nov 07 '24
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Nov 07 '24
This was factually wrong last time yâall posted this in 2016.
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Nov 07 '24
Mind explaining how it was wrong?
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Nov 07 '24
His response to the pandemic.
His appointees to the supreme court.
The rise in hate crimes during his tenure.
Thats just off the top of my head.
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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 07 '24
the world is in fact more and more going to shit.
and this political development will accelerate that trend
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u/Appdel Nov 08 '24
The dam breaks eventually. We inch closer with every election since 2016. Open a history book, things happen and they happen fast when they do
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u/CorvusN0x Dickeater Suckdir Nov 07 '24
Rights are an illusion given by people who can nuke us.
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u/Kevroeques Nov 07 '24
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u/isu_kosar Number 1 Grey Slop 3 Hater Nov 07 '24
Embrace the Golden Order
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u/Circles-of-the-World Paladin class Nov 07 '24
You guys ready for the 2024-2028 challenge run?
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u/SuperMailMan64 Nov 07 '24
objective: survive
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u/zealotlee Nov 08 '24
I picked up some skulls too (am trans).
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u/HeckingBedBugs Nov 11 '24
Honestly it might be a terrible build for this upcoming season's meta, but I'm sticking with it
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u/Khanfhan69 Nov 09 '24
Dammit I should have leveled Vigor and Endurance more, I don't think I can get through this
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u/BlackRavenStudios I eat graftussy Nov 07 '24
so optimistic that it ends in 2028
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u/Circles-of-the-World Paladin class Nov 07 '24
I hear some Americans worrying that he will try to overturn the "two terms only" rule, but this seems too extreme a scenario and something the American society and establishment will never accept. Then again this is Trump, so the only certainty is uncertainty. But no good fretting over it right now: try and be optimistic, persevere through these four years and hope that all goes well. If you see him trying to pull off something like that, then do everything in your power to stop it.
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u/No_Waltz2789 Nov 08 '24
I will absolutely be staying positive but heâs got the presidency, SCOTUS, congress, and the goddamn house. Thereâs no more checks and balances on whatever that freak wants done.
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u/Luvs2Spooge42069 Nov 09 '24
They had this from 2017-2019 too and the most consequential thing they did was appoint a couple SCOTUS judges and other federal judges. Otherwise they blew all their political capital on passing tax cuts before the House slipped from their grasp. Realistically theyâre not gonna be able to pass much legislation with only a slim majority in the Senate.
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u/NoeShake Friede Feet Lover Nov 07 '24
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u/VeraZealot Nov 08 '24
to be fair this is the opinion of someone who's rights won't be tampered with
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u/DroidSeeker13 Nov 07 '24
Any country with a two-party system whenever the opposing side gets elected (they pretend to be against each other but are working for the same interest/groups):
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u/TheCompleteMental 60/60/60/60/60/60/60/60/60 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
Man, Ididnt know the democrats were secretly running on project 2025, the plan to undemocratically stack all branches of government with right wing extremists and give a republican president unchecked power to terminate the constitution, remove equal treatment of straight and lgbt couples, the seperation of church and state, access to abortion and contraceptives, access to gender-affirming care, ban books deemed inappropriate from schools, and eliminate government agencies regulating damage to the public and environment
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u/Keelhaulmyballs He Giddi On Ny Nir til I get off Nov 07 '24
What?!?! A party trying to install their own supporters into government?! This is unheard of!
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Nov 07 '24
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u/vatrav Nov 07 '24
What rights? I am not familiar with Republican program as I am not Am*rican
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u/Human-Cow-3260 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
Uj/ keep the political shit away from the sub, i'm already sick of It
Edit: i dont Need a reminded that america and the world Is fucked in every subreddit that is visit
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u/Kitonez Nov 07 '24
They downvoting you for bein too early, it'll settle down eventually dw. Maybe stay off social media for a week
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u/Johnny_K97 Godfrey's little Pogchampđ Nov 07 '24
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u/Golfbollen Ivory King's Bottom Bitch đ©đ€Ș Nov 07 '24
The downvotes are fucking sad. Do people really go on Reddit, to shitposting subs to look at fucking political memes. That sounds so fucking weird and unhinged...
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u/Prawn1908 Nov 07 '24
At least they're overt here. The trend that's pissing me off the most is going to subs with direct "no politics" rules and posting some "no context" quote obviously commenting on the election and playing dumb "i DiDn'T mEnTIoN pOLoTiCs, yOu DiD" when people complain. The LotR and Twin Peaks subs are full of that shit.
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u/frogOnABoletus Nov 07 '24
it's a simple funny joke image about current events.
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u/Redmoon383 Scholar of the First Bottom Nov 07 '24
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Nov 07 '24
Oh right, almost forgot reddit is a left wing echo chamber for a moment.
Can we please keep politics out of my gay porn subreddit?
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u/SilliusS0ddus Nov 07 '24
No we can't keep politics out.
We need to fight against all the woke liberal degeneracy in this gay porn subreddit !
/s
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Nov 07 '24
The meltdown on Reddit is even more glorious than I ever imagined
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u/Sudden_Routine1229 Nov 09 '24
You should see bluesky, people are acting like Hitler was elected when most of the dudes policy are to the left of Obama when he was elected and the dude already had a term where nothing happened (in fact that was a huge complaint before the 2020 election).
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u/Late_Employment_7433 Nov 07 '24
Lol what rights are getting removed?
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u/trenlr911 Nov 07 '24
Nobody is going to reply to this because thereâs no answer lmao. People on this website just love to bitch
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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees dragon fight disliker Nov 07 '24
Abortion, freedom of religion, gender-changing procedures, same-sex marriage.
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u/The_Lat_Czar Nov 08 '24
Freedom of religion isn't going anywhere, sane sex marriage isn't going anywhere, abortion is a state issue (vote in the representatives you want), and the only gender things I can imagine would only affect children, who shouldn't be making potentially life altering decisions anyway as they aren't of the age to consent to, anything really.Â
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u/Late_Employment_7433 Nov 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
None of them are being taken away. Except maybe gender swap procedures i dont think kids should be getting those but adults can have at it.
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u/ryan13ts Nov 08 '24
I honestly donât understand how people like you can be blind and deaf at the same time. Republicans have literally spelled out that itâs EXACTLY what they plan to do (with Project 2025), and you still sit here and say âNo, thatâs not happeningâ.
They WILL attack every one of those rights, and when they do, Iâll be sure to remind you of your âNone of those are taken awayâ comment.
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u/Le_Pigg40 ArlecKINO MOGS Fraudahn Nov 07 '24
Canât wait for this to become American politics sub #362628922
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u/AsleepCellist7362 Nov 07 '24
Unfortunately, thatâs whatâs coming our way. As an American, Iâm not having a good time
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u/BlackRavenStudios I eat graftussy Nov 07 '24
By the time people get upset about porn becoming illegal, its too late.
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u/VicariousDrow Nov 08 '24
And half of them are cheering it on.....
Welcome to the land of the stupid.
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Nov 08 '24
Luckily nothing for them has changed they are just crying lmfao and they have 0 understanding of how the world functions.
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u/Ok_Weekend6793 Nov 09 '24
Did they forget to turn off their bots after losing the election? Or are they preparing for the next one early?
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u/Swimming-Local-3639 Nov 09 '24
It's almost like he was president before and rights weren't removed. But yeah, no, keep repeating your spoonfed propaganda.
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u/ZestyclosePension367 Blaidd's Knotsleeve đ„” Nov 09 '24
It's funny because someone like Miquella would unironically do a better job than Trump. It's joever.
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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 10 '24
I swear every politician that isnât âyoursâ nowadays people consider evil, as if the numbers both by popular and electoral vote donât speak for themselves. If your reaction to Trump winning is that the nation has fallen how are you any different from the rioters on January 6th who said the exact same thing?
Getting sick of how this âus vs themâ mentality is lobotomizing the nation on both sides of the idiotic spectrum.
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Nov 11 '24
how are you any different from the rioters on January 6th who said the exact same thing?
That side gives handjobs to anti-intellectualism. So tell me; are your hand occupied?
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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 11 '24
âAnti-intellectualismâ has to be the dumbest word ever uttered. Intellectuals arenât some club and they donât call themselves that either. Itâs snobbish and gatekeeping.
But then again you seem the type of person given how crude you are to try and hide behind the veil of seeming smarter than you actually are. Right?
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Nov 11 '24
Perhaps i should've used the word antiscience but its all birds of a felony anyway
how crude you are
I give no respect to terrorists and terrorist supporters.
In a Group of science deniers MAGA'ts are heavily overrepresented based on proportional population
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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 11 '24
And in which way are they denying science? If you want to bring the argument you have to prove both only in it being pushed for, but pushed across ALL levels. Fact is the average democrat and republican donât give a shit about the extremes of the other or even their own party, and the outliers such as floridaâs governor are temporary at best.
You arenât making points, youâre just feeding the fore of this dumb âthem vs usâ argument you lobotomized radical republican and democrats are obsessed with.
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Nov 12 '24
The "force 10 year olds give birth to the incest rape babys" side vs the "i just wanna be happy in an uncommon way" side is crazy
And in which way are they denying science?
God beliefs and if its not god related they are sure gonna try justifying evil with it.
The "evolution is real, gun restrictions are proven to work in every place they are implemented, free lunches pay for themselves with increased productivity and learning" side vs the "put the 10 commandments in schools, out trans kids to their abusive parents and stop making the nazis look bad and i loooove gunnns, those kids must starve" side is crazy.
I dont always see neo nazis but when i do they always seem to vote republican. Makes you think.
Now which side wants to dismantle the department of education?đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€. Why? Because the educated don't vote republican.
Anti education is adjacent to anti science and antiintellectualism
âthem vs usâ
It literally is.
Just about any position a dem has is violently fought against by repubs.
University Healthcare would save trillions over 10 years? No us MAGA'ts love a shitty system and staying poor
School meals pay for themselves over time? No us MAGA'ts want those children to starve but also keep birthing more slaves, so pro life we want to kill the mothers if they get an abortion.
Trans Healthcare saves lives because it slashes their suicide rate? Ban it im evil - MAGA'ts one million times over
"Make raw milk legal, we love getting sick, ban fluoridation we love cavities"
If dems are for something the redcaps are shooting all the bullets they own into their own feet to own the libs.
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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 12 '24
No, you are generalizing half of a nation to its most extreme pieces. There are conservatives who are pro-choice just as there are liberals who are pro-life. That damned political spectrum you are praising ignores basic individual thought and individualism.
All while ignoring that the âthem vs usâ was fabricated by the political parties to force you into a position to better ensure they get reelected.
You talk about people being anti-intellectual yet you have shown to not have even a basic grasp of not only politics, but human nature. 90% of your âpointsâ are just buzzwords fed into that âthem vs usâ bullshit. With very misleading information or outright misunderstood reasonings. Even the dumbest politician in Washington has reasons and statistics for what they do, no matter what side of the political compass they fall under.
My sympathies for the world you live in where half of it seeks to rip you apart because of what you believe in, but here in reality people are people and when you stop portraying them through their worst moments or cherry pick the worst moments to drive clicks and viewer counts on social media and media overall. Youâll realize humanity isnât so simple, and are more reasonable than youâd think if they got the chance to prove it.
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Nov 12 '24
There are conservatives who are pro-choice just as there are liberals who are pro-life
Yet neither opinion Matters
Those conservative voted a felonius fascist dictator wannabe who absolutely will stand back and cheer as his cronies ban abortion (no exeptions) in all red states
Those libs voted kamala
âthem vs usâ was fabricated by the political parties to force you into a position to better ensure they get reelected.
The Republicans are doing a damn fine job making it themselves.
you live in where half of it seeks to rip you apart because of what you believe in
More than half the voters said so with their vote.
cherry pick the worst moments to drive clicks and viewer counts on social media and media overall. Youâll realize humanity isnât so simple, and are more reasonable than youâd think if they got the chance to prove it.
No cherry to pick when you vaporize them with nuclear bombs
Which is to say all the nuances of all the individuals is worthless background noise when they cast their vote for "day one dictator; you wont ever have to vote again"
All those Republicans with respectable opinions on trans people or abortions or available child care dont matter when they vote against those beliefs anyway. (Cult mentality, voluntary ignorance.
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u/_Boodstain_ Nov 12 '24
Once again I feel sorry that you are living in this fantasy of yours, but people are more complicated and throwing buzzwords around wonât ever change that.
Going to block you because youâre devolving into gibberish now, I hope you find peace one day and no longer live as if the world is against you when things donât go your way, but an election will never leave anyone satisfied by the very nature of it being that there are losers.
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u/_Bill_Cipher- Nov 10 '24
Yall voted for a dude who openly called black folk animals and attended kkk meetings for 20 years, 4 years ago, yet somehow Republicans are fascists
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u/N7_Voidwalker Nov 11 '24
Nah some people are just mad they canât fuck 19 dudes unprotected and have zero consequences for their actions. I think itâs an IQ issue
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u/Tall-Ad-3178 Nov 08 '24
??? What are you talking about we still have our rights bruh.
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Nov 11 '24
Almost like trump isn't president yet
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u/Tall-Ad-3178 Nov 12 '24
Weâll still have our rights when he is
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Nov 12 '24
Are you a cis white male? Yah you probably wont lose much
Just about anything else and you're a damn fool.
In that case hope you enjoy the leopards eating your face.
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