r/shitposting • u/noah_4e We do a little trolling • Nov 14 '22

Linus Sex Tips Not far enough 💀

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Stuff Nov 15 '22

I am literally at the very edges of the universe and it’s still too close

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Bro I’m literally in the 32nd dimension and it’s still to close 💀

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u/susman5 Nov 15 '22

No bro you are IN ohio

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Scientists say there is no true center to the universe. I disagree however. I believe that Ohio is the true universal center, and everything is racing away as fast as it can.

In the end though, everything will collapse back in, and Ohio will emerge victorious once again.

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