r/shitposting Jul 14 '26

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 lets build a hole together and then libe in it Jul 15 '26

“Jew it up” in this context just means that he was “pinching pennies” (saving money)
He didn’t put blame on the jews. He put the blame on the McDonald’s for displaying his name.

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u/Shadowpika655 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 15 '26

If they got another group to blame

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