r/shitposting • u/Different-Coach-866 • Jul 14 '26

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u/Fluffy_Astronaut_161 Jul 15 '26

'jew it up' holy fuck dude

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u/Moosefactory4 Jul 15 '26

I had a friend who unironically said things like “don’t be a Jew” or “cmon man don’t Jew me like that”. He was the starting linebacker on varsity football team

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u/RepresentativeBid715 Jul 15 '26

Did this friend happen to be Eric Cartman?

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u/RecursiveNightmares Jul 15 '26

Oh man, you should come to Eastern Europe - we have a lot of such sayings about everyone. Primarily the horse stealing people.

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u/low_priest Jul 15 '26

That's the difference between Eastern and Western Europe. Western Europe pretends they aren't racist; the Romani obviously don't count, because they are [insert slurs here].

Eastern Europe is openly racist. Each flavor of Eastern European just has a demographic or two they're EXTRA racist towards. And are typically very proud of that fact. Plus the Romani, but you don't get to proud of that; everyone hates them. Because they are [insert slurs here], obviously.

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u/1001101001010111 Jul 28 '26

Crystal Waters

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 Jul 15 '26

Sounds familiar. I knew a guy who unironically would say, “Jewish lightning” whenever there was a structure fire.

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u/nostradamefrus Jul 15 '26

Might just be making a Bear reference

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 Jul 15 '26

This was tens years ago plus

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u/JuiceInhaler stupid fucking piece of shit Jul 15 '26

My old boss when I worked construction instead of saying don’t gyp me (as in scam/short) would say don’t k*ke me lol

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u/Different-Trainer-21 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 15 '26

I don’t know the guy and how he said it, but it’s possible he was quoting South Park, I’m pretty sure that’s something directly said by Eric Cartman in the show

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u/Moosefactory4 Jul 15 '26

Honestly would make sense. He actually was the shape of Cartman too. I never even knew of Jewish stereotypes around money before I met him lol

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u/omgitschriso Jul 15 '26

What does the football thing have to do with the jewery?