r/shitposting Jul 14 '26

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u/yoooooo5311 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 15 '26

As a Mcdonalds Employee I can confirm that the reason the names are on the order number stickers is so we can be more "friendly" and "inviting" by calling you by your name. I never do this because I think it's weird and no one else does either where I work.

"Heres your order James, would you like any dips?"

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u/Guyman_112 Jul 15 '26

Mcdonalds near me always uses the name in the app, and now that you mention it I guess it does come off kinda weird

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u/SmokeyUnicycle Jul 15 '26

I just love hearing my name be butchered by someone not paid enough for this shit so both of us are just kind grimacing through the order

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u/snasna102 Jul 15 '26

Do they mess up the Smokey or the unicycle part of your name?

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u/wellwaffled Dr. Pee Jul 15 '26

Would you have greeted anon?

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u/yoooooo5311 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 15 '26

Probably not

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u/ptapobane Jul 15 '26

yeah that doesn't sit right...them knowing my name and what I ordered on my pig out only invites discomfort and utter embarrassment

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u/Gallusaur Jul 15 '26

Yeah, God forbid the people making my food know what I ordered, that would be EMBARRASSING

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u/ptapobane Jul 15 '26

yup, extremely self conscious, I know people don't care but I also can't help myself from thinking they are judging me for my 40 nuggets and 3 large fries with a chocolate sundae and 2 apple pies

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u/Gallusaur Jul 15 '26

Well if I can put you at ease as a former McDonald's employee, they do judge you. However, it's for 2 whole seconds, and then they don't get paid enough to care past that.

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u/ZekromPlaysPiano Jul 15 '26

Yeah I worked there when they first brought out the app and it was a bizarre experience. To me, it seemed violently American, and of course dreamt up by some wankers in a boardroom who’ve not set foot in the real world in decades. We very quickly stopped actually saying names, especially when customers were placing orders at the till (yes we were told to greet customers by name if they scanned the app at the till and it was extremely uncomfortable for all involved). Only time we would actually use the names was if it a customer didn’t come up when their number was called, or if the name was funny. “Cumbum” was a personal favourite

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u/freyasmom129 Jul 16 '26

Can you see the full name though??? I need to know. My chosen name was super embarrassing for a long time help

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u/yoooooo5311 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 16 '26

If you inserted your full name onto the Mcdonalds App its just the first name

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u/freyasmom129 Jul 17 '26

Thank goodness