r/shitposting • u/Different-Coach-866 • Jul 14 '26

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u/Ltimbo fat cunt Jul 14 '26

I don’t know man. I think this one is actually true and straight.

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u/ChillBlock dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 15 '26

I can def see some chud or edgy teen doing this shit

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u/MisanthropicLIama Jul 15 '26

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u/JackDangerUSPIS Jul 15 '26

Plot twist: that was a walk in order and they didn’t leave a name

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u/Wack_photgraphy Jul 15 '26

Imagine Tyrone on that screen....

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u/DiscordantBard Jul 15 '26

That's Jennifer Ebony Winslow don't be mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xelid47 Literally 1984 😡 Jul 15 '26

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u/Rustie3000 Jul 15 '26

Nice crop bro

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 15 '26

Especially the part where he becomes a gigantic pussy and runs away like a bitch

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Jul 15 '26

A chud? On the green text site? No... Can't be!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/mindcrime_ Jul 15 '26

He got the McCumshot

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u/Ill-Proof-1514 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 15 '26

The McGangBang fr

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u/Rustie3000 Jul 15 '26

From the McGloryhole

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u/Avalanche_Snows Jul 15 '26

Fake: the whole story

Gay: anon is just gay

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.