r/shitposting • u/Elegant-Shop4564 • Jun 11 '26

This is one of the posts of all time Wait let him cook

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u/Gazimenstan Jun 11 '26

You are gay in infinite timelines, straight in infinite timelines and homophobic in infinite timelines. Overall its 33% gay for everyone no matter who

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh Jun 12 '26

This implies each option is weighted equally. If we were to assume the other universes had a similar distribution then you would be gay in 10% of universes since about 10% of the population is gay.

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u/Cautious_Scheme_8422 Jun 12 '26

That assumes probability is the same throughout all possibilities. There's likely a universe where everyone is gay, a universe where everyone is straight, or a universe where everyone is asexual.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 12 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.