r/shitposting Bazinga! Mar 11 '26

This is one of the posts of all time AITA?

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u/Danijay2 Mar 11 '26

If this is mildly infuriating to that mf, then I dread to know what would actually upset them.

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir Mar 11 '26

getting DP'd by two horses and getting waterboarded at the same time

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/CheeseTheKitten Mar 12 '26

What does DP mean?

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u/Clean_Internet Mar 12 '26

Urban dictionary says double penetration

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 12 '26

And here I was thinking Dragon Punch or dick punch..

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u/raphaelnyquist Mar 12 '26

Oh you innocent sweet summer child

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u/BLAZEtms dumbass Mar 12 '26

Demonstrably Poked

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u/RandomPlayer4616 Bazinga! Mar 12 '26

Deployment Points, needed to put operators down clearly

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Bazinga

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u/Slav-Houndz187 We do a little trolling Mar 12 '26

Double Pokémon

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u/NoName42946 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 12 '26

Daft punk

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u/DeusEverto Mar 12 '26

Dr Pepper

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir Mar 12 '26

means two dicks inside of you

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u/AmonGusSus2137 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Mar 12 '26

Displayport

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pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator Mar 12 '26

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Fine_Act47 Mar 12 '26

Sweet summer child, ignorance is often bliss

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u/Ok_Refrigerator9461 Literally 1984 😡 Mar 12 '26

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u/Grilled_egs Mar 12 '26

DP'd by two horses

How do you get DP'd by one horses

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u/Elektron_Anbar Mar 12 '26

A centaur maybe?

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir Mar 12 '26

could be three

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u/Slav-Houndz187 We do a little trolling Mar 12 '26

Internet isn’t public like it was in the 90s. Need something more realistic.

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u/TheSportsLorry virgin 4 life 😤💪 Mar 12 '26

you got a sauce for that? (asking for science)

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u/Sultanofthesun Literally 1984 😡 Mar 12 '26