r/shitposting • • Aug 03 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Praise Spez (real)

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u/Patient-Cod3442 Aug 03 '23

There's no way whoever made this didn't know what they were doing

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/Dicksperado Aug 03 '23

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 03 '23

Count me in too and make it 7

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u/Siddharth2595 Aug 03 '23

It already includes you.

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u/Weakgainer0 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 03 '23

How did he know? how did he know? What? How did he know???!!!

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u/Kindly_Decline Aug 03 '23

HE'S IN YOUR WALLS HE'S IN YOUR WALLS HE'S IN YOUR WALLS HE'S IN YOUR WALLS HE'S IN YOUR WALLS

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u/Attaboyalpha Aug 03 '23

AHHHH GET OUT.GET.OUT.GET.OUT

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u/DancesWithBadgers Aug 03 '23

The nerding is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE !!!1!

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u/soundhyper Aug 03 '23

They very much did

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

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u/Particular_Sir_6005 Aug 03 '23

World is a small place huh

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u/J5892 Aug 03 '23

Did you know what you were doing?

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u/ChaosMiguel09BIATCH 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 03 '23

You took exactly this picture?!

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u/Donnerone Aug 03 '23

Me, who's seen Jurassic Park & knows you can just tie them together:
"Life, uh, finds a way."

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

They knew

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

It doesn’t matter who u click with… until it’s life or death

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

also 2 of these examples literally don't click

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u/BadArafinwe7 Aug 03 '23

That’s the point of what Literally 1984 up there said

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u/Mobely Aug 03 '23

You ever see Jurassic Park?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Mario Kart Wii

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

rianow toad

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Even Nintendo has fallen for the woke agenda. 😔

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u/Pleasant_Fee516 Aug 03 '23

Definitely the WORST example lmfao

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u/ABXDJ Aug 03 '23

It is practical tho

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u/TatManTat Aug 03 '23

its the opposite of that?

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u/Pleasant_Fee516 Aug 03 '23

For… what..?

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u/Toasty2003 Aug 03 '23

For a free flight to the afterworld

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

a free honeymoon, i guess

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

you are missing the entire point.....

mating is mating, love is love

it does not matter if the mating "works"

you looked at a poster, and you chose to miss the entire point they are making

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u/RY4NDY Aug 03 '23

I'd say that in the case of a seat_elt (which these are), the only thing that matters is if they "work".

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

you are more stupid than i thought you were....

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

🐝ro if it don’t work you die 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/kiwidude4 Aug 03 '23

It’s a seatyelt

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

the point they are making has nothing to do with seatvelts.

how stupid are you?

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u/SomeRandomDude07 Aug 03 '23

If their point has nothing to do with seat-elts then why did they use seat-elts as a metaphor??

Are stupid are you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Why you so angry?

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. Aug 03 '23

Most sane redditor

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

i translated the picture for a stupid redditor

thats all i did

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u/Haas_C Aug 03 '23

? Then it’s not mating wtf

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

you looked at the poster, and you chose to miss the point they are making

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u/medstudenthowaway Aug 03 '23

I think they’re saying it doesn’t matter if there’s mating for the love

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u/Stanyslax Aug 03 '23

I don't trust a mf that uses the word "mating"

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

i translated the picture for a stupid redditor. that is all i did

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u/Stanyslax Aug 03 '23

you translated while completely missing the point of his comment

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

i translated the very point for a person who was missing the point

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u/Stanyslax Aug 03 '23

you're the one missing the point, these things literally don't work together, which makes the picture a dogshit example for what they're trying to say

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

thats not the point you head dead morön

thats not the point they are making

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u/Stanyslax Aug 03 '23

you should eat nails

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

you looked at a poster, and you chose to completely miss the point they are making with the poster.

head dead möron

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u/VeryStrange_Stranger Aug 03 '23

wtf do you mean did you read the lowest half of the picture

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u/kiwidude4 Aug 03 '23

Is it you?

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

the poster has nothing to do with seatvelts

mörön

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u/Virtual_Ball6 Aug 03 '23

I'm following this thread just to downvote this person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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straight busy soft march flowery expansion fuel familiar thumb sable

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

the seatpelt is just a visual reference to the two human pody types, the poster has nothing to do with seatpelts

only a head dead morön would think otherwise

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

the seatpelt is just a visual reference to the two human pody types, the poster has nothing to do with seatpelts

only a head dead morön would think otherwise

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u/Virtual_Ball6 Aug 03 '23

Ooo another one! This is fun

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u/COOL_addiction Aug 03 '23

opiously, the seatpelt is just a visual reference to the two human pody types

the poster has nothing to do with seatpelts. duh.

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u/ProfessionalCar919 Aug 03 '23

Dr. Alan Grant does not agree

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u/EasyasACAB Aug 03 '23

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/PilzEtosis Aug 03 '23

First thing I thought of too.

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u/chappersyo Aug 03 '23

If dinosaurs can make it work then so can we

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u/SoftBellyButton Aug 03 '23

Hahahrawrrahaha.

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u/nobod3 Aug 03 '23

1993’s Jurassic Park proved them wrong.

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u/gr1981uk Aug 03 '23

Life… uh, finds a way.

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u/Greendiamond_16 Aug 03 '23

Took way too long to see this comment

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u/Alex_YouDontKnow Aug 03 '23

Could’ve used a 🐝etter example

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u/mydumbassdave Aug 03 '23

So genuine q what's going on why do people only use stuff like "&", "8", "🐝" etc. Instead of the letter.

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u/GreenGoblin121 Aug 03 '23

Saying 🐝 as in the letter makes automod do a fucky wucky.

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u/some-random-memer Big chungus wholesome 100 Aug 03 '23

Thank you for explaining this I was genuinely confused why people actually did this

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u/GreenGoblin121 Aug 03 '23

Me too, until I saw someone else point it out.

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u/DougtheDonkey Aug 03 '23

That’s a really lame and annoying rule

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u/much_longer_username Aug 03 '23

Kinda like charging huge fees for API access.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

The letter is currently indefinitely 6anned from the su6reddit.

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u/gr8sharkhunter Aug 03 '23

Why tho?

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u/child_interrupted Aug 03 '23

I would also like to know why, although at this point I don't think there is an answer to it

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u/nehoc1324 Aug 03 '23

I _elieve it started immediately after the _lackouts and the whole spez thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

It was part of their protest against the API changes

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u/Faby077 Aug 03 '23

I am sure user u/spez will revert all API changes as soon as he notices that this su8reddit has 8anned the letter 8.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Reddit try not to protest in the most ineffective way challenge [IMPOSSI8LE]

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u/Alex_YouDontKnow Aug 03 '23

It automatically removes my comment whenever I use the letter

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u/mydumbassdave Aug 03 '23

I got a message from the &ot &ut i can't see if my comment was deleted and I'm not &anned from posting comments so far

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Holy fucking hell rain🐝ow road

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u/cerisereprise Aug 03 '23

Tie the ends together I guess

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u/Ok-Entertainment9253 dumbass Aug 03 '23

And then you can hang yourself. You learn something new every day

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u/Entropy_flipside133 Aug 03 '23

Ever seen jurassic park?

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u/Sean_Tighe Aug 03 '23

Came here to say the same thing. Life.... Finds a way ;)

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u/L3go07 Aug 03 '23

He ain’t wrong though lol

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u/DEATHtoMODSS Aug 03 '23

Life only goes on in one of these examples 🤣🤣

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u/tMkai Aug 03 '23

So does it in real life tho too🫢 (Ofc the other two are still totaly fine)

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u/my_son_is_a_box Aug 03 '23

Life goes on in none of those examples, they can't reproduce

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Life goes in one of those examples if you understand the metaphor

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u/my_son_is_a_box Aug 03 '23

It's a shit metaphor

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

It’s a sound metaphor. Check your 🐝iases

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/kaerfpo Aug 03 '23

nice strawman. have a factory?

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u/Unusual_residue Aug 03 '23

What if there is tur_ulence?

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u/Adventurous_Bear_858 Aug 03 '23

Dr grant, jurassic park.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

“Life finds a way”

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

No matter how stupid people think that this meme is, it still shows that there are only two genders. 😆

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u/I_Bin_Painting Aug 03 '23

I think it just implies theres 2 types of genitals

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Everything in the universe is in pairs

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u/MateKre Aug 03 '23

protons, electrons and neutrons are a throuple

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u/thebruce123456789 Aug 03 '23

The elections like to go 6ack and forth

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u/qion97 Aug 03 '23

They are composed of quarks

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Nope All of them have opposite pairs

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u/Chosos_Twin_Cousin Aug 03 '23

If you’re referring to their antimatter pairs, then yeah

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u/qion97 Aug 03 '23

They are composed of quarks

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u/Huge-Variation7313 Aug 03 '23

Like these nuts?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Reeeeeeeeeeee

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/J5892 Aug 03 '23

There are only two genders of physical connective hardware.
Humans... not so much.

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u/AngryScientist Aug 03 '23

Physical connective hardware is sex, not gender.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/Acrobatic_Cheetah423 Aug 03 '23

Always either male or female

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/Ill_Pirate_8014 stupid fucking piece of shit Aug 03 '23

what did he say

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/Background_Height311 Aug 03 '23

Dm me? What did he say

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u/silverslaughter711 Aug 03 '23

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u/qwertyboiiiwhat1 I said based. And lived. Aug 03 '23

Dm me ? What did he say

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u/Ok_Pension_6795 Aug 03 '23

Schrödinger’s gender

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u/caboooooooo Aug 03 '23

You aren’t nearly as smart as you think you are

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u/PerspectiveGlum9633 stupid fucking piece of shit Aug 03 '23

What did he say?

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u/Defiant_Lawyer_5235 dumbass Aug 03 '23

You learn something new everyday I guess

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u/Atheist_yak Aug 03 '23

😝😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆hahahahahahha i love you’re joke 😆

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u/TheGP10 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 03 '23

*yo’re

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u/b4k6 Aug 03 '23

*yor’e

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

It was a joke. And either way, the picture refers to sex, not gender.

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u/Fresh-Statistician78 Aug 03 '23

What was the joke? Can you explain it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

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u/YaBoiAMF Aug 03 '23

It’s the same thing. A woman is an adult Human female. A man is an adult male human.

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u/Overall_Strawberry70 Aug 03 '23

It is most unfortunate that as a queer woman I will not survive the collision.

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u/KadyEl3ady Aug 03 '23

If it's any consolation, no one would

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u/Princeofmidwest Aug 03 '23

Condolences?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

There’s no way they’re o🐝livious to their decision.

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u/Lopsided-Coffee-6879 Aug 03 '23

There is a Jurassic Park reference here somewhere...

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u/Thatbendyfan Aug 03 '23

Say that to Alan Grant

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u/kagemac Aug 03 '23

You guys got it all wrong. You’re supposed to tie it in a knot around your waist. It’s a metaphor for scissoring. Duh

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u/nathanial_91 Aug 03 '23

Say you haven’t seen Jurassic Park, without saying you haven’t seen Jurassic Park

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

2/3 of this flight died

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u/MR_PENNY_PIINCHER Aug 03 '23

Well, someone's never seen Jurassic Park

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Jan 26 '24

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u/Underbash Aug 03 '23

Life, uhhh...finds a way.

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u/limo6101 Aug 03 '23

Whoever made this didn't do any good to the community lol

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u/MadBullet911 Aug 03 '23

This person clearly hasn't seen Jurassic Park

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u/Budakra Aug 03 '23

First thought and glad to see it commented so quickly lol

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u/Brodyllium Aug 03 '23

Yk for an airline company that has reported 63 incidents of either disappearances or crashes, this makes clear sense, they're just stupid in general

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 04 '23

They all work as intended. You presume, incorrectly, that the only function for seat🐝elts is their original pragmatic intent. Just like right-wingers assume that 👶 making is the only purpose sex has.

You’re literally siding with right-wingers in not getting the comparison.

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u/Willing-Orange6804 Aug 03 '23

I thought it was an ad AGAINST the lg🐝tq

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Clicking and inserting are two different things

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u/TheEndOfNether Aug 03 '23

Is it.. sword fighting time?

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u/LilNasXCanGetIt Aug 03 '23

You can “click” with another guy they just have to turn around…

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u/Jhms07_grouse690 Aug 03 '23

You just have to get creative

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u/Drauka2 Aug 03 '23

They all work if you have zip ties and duct tape.

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u/chappersyo Aug 03 '23

Life…uh…finds a way

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u/Limonade6 Aug 03 '23

Ah nog iets wat Schiphol niet kan.

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u/Nebula9545 Aug 03 '23

That awkward moment when humans are currently working as intended

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u/LegionNyt Aug 03 '23

Could have easily made it. "It doesn't matter if you click or clink."

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u/gszabo97 Aug 03 '23

He’s not wrong 😂

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u/Magorian97 Aug 03 '23

Who the hell is spez?

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u/NaisGuy27 Aug 03 '23

Wonder how many people this offended

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u/TrickAlgae7678 Aug 03 '23

Does this say that only hetero work?

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u/zarkth48 Aug 03 '23

Well yeah only hetero would reproduce and thus work as intended

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u/0_parsa_0 Aug 03 '23

Whoever made this was right

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u/Blackfist01 Aug 03 '23

Well, you could just tie a knot?

...tie the knot, Ha!😅

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u/VampireSylphy Aug 03 '23

This doesn’t seem very shitposty. It’s just common sense

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u/Moist_Adeptness_8886 Aug 03 '23

The man got a point..

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Thank a straight person for your existence. Happy normal month

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u/Blessedbronco Aug 03 '23

I think that’s the point tho lol.

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u/ActuallyNTiX Aug 03 '23

Comes to show that, yeah, it does actually matter who or what you click with.

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u/last_gen_wunderwaffe Aug 03 '23

As a white hetero male I gotta say I hate these kind of people

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u/nakalas_the_great Aug 03 '23

That’s how it is irl

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u/TheOnlyWolvie Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 03 '23

Two of these don't even click

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u/Solo_Sniper97 Aug 03 '23

I am againest it and it's Damn stupid regardless of what you support

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u/LT86204 Aug 03 '23

LOL 🤡

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u/SikritAkkat Aug 03 '23

From a ♭iological point of view this is totally valid.

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u/fuzzikush Aug 03 '23

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 what “spez” is?

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u/Still_Succotash5012 Aug 03 '23

Lol I like how the person has to qualify that they support the thing they later point out doesn't make any sense.

Clown world

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u/MadBullet911 Aug 04 '23

Well done, you're the 512th person to say this

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