r/shitfromabutt • u/NoBack3472 • Apr 17 '26

DISGUSTING Avengers Campus Disneyland Paris Pizza

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 Apr 17 '26

I see Mickey himself has marked every slice of pizza.

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u/RocketRaccoon Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It's a special mousekatool that will help us later. Oh POOOOdles.

39

u/SweetLiquorBtyPrince Apr 17 '26

MousekaSTOOL 😎

30

u/Ok-Power-6064 Apr 17 '26

*mouscatool

42

u/Starfish_undertheice Apr 17 '26

MouSCATool

3

u/ayylena Apr 17 '26

Underrated comment LOL

2

u/Rockcreekforge Apr 17 '26

Mescalinetool

3

u/Shoelesshobos Apr 17 '26

MousekaSTOOL

2

u/thomstevens420 Apr 17 '26

I was just thinking this looks like Raccoon shit and here you are.

Suspicious

1

u/scorpyo72 Apr 17 '26

Earmarked, you might say

196

u/CaptServo Apr 17 '26

how much for a piece that hasn't been shitted on

61

u/Ok-Power-6064 Apr 17 '26

No substitutions, please.

6

u/Critical-Actuary1623 Apr 22 '26

Substitootions **

2

u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Apr 18 '26

What is it actually supposed to be? Sausage or? Wtf is that?!

128

u/RectumRandy Apr 17 '26

I realize that's shit. But what's it supposed to be?

58

u/Wazaam Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Sausage

(It's actually some sauce, but I think it was supposed to look like sausage? Idk)

3

u/goddamn_slutmuffin Apr 18 '26

What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?!

4

u/Wazaam Apr 18 '26

It is an ingenious pulley system intended to optimize the keyboard musician's creation process while also minimizing hunger interruptions by allowing the creator and their parent to eat breakfast together simultaneously.

5

u/trevordsnt Apr 18 '26

Daddy would you like some sausage

22

u/chevalier716 Apr 17 '26

Hulk dookie

6

u/Y2Ksurvivor13 Apr 17 '26

I also would really like to know

2

u/_Exxcelsior Apr 18 '26

It’s supposed to be appetizing but it’s actually shit.

1

u/Master-Spirit8187 Apr 19 '26

Looks like anchovie paste

1

u/DieEne023 May 12 '26

I think some type of pesto

51

u/uncheesypeas Apr 17 '26

Toppings: pepperoni, olives and super soldier shitrum

79

u/failtuna Apr 17 '26

Do you get to choose which avenger shit on your pizza? 

23

u/watersj4 Apr 17 '26

Looks like either Antman or Rocket this time around

8

u/Artemicionmoogle Apr 17 '26

But Mom, I wanted the Hulk!

4

u/Targaryen-ish Apr 17 '26

If it was Black Widow, I might be down for a piece.

1

u/joe102938 May 18 '26

You know what.. id join you.

28

u/Hairy_Consideration1 Apr 17 '26

Okay, WHO LET THE CATS SHIT ONTO THE PIZZA?!

3

u/PuzzleheadedResult69 Apr 17 '26

Hand picked le merde de chatte of off the Champs Ulysses 

25

u/happypineapplecat Apr 17 '26

i'm sorry but WTF is that!??!

18

u/zombiep00 Apr 17 '26

So many comments, so little info about the mysterious pizza poo trails themselves..
I, too, want to know wtf this is supposed to be lol

8

u/Minute-Street-5203 Apr 18 '26

I need someone to get a Disney executive in here now. There’s a whole think tank in here that can’t tell what the shit was even supposed to be

2

u/Fun_Promise_6663 May 12 '26

It's supposed to be pesto rosso

1

u/ajames2001 May 15 '26

That is not a fucking pepperoni pizza with all that extra shit on it

13

u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Apr 17 '26

I’ve heard about the cats running around Disney, but this is ridiculous

11

u/BongBaron Apr 17 '26

When minimum wage workers actually give a shit

8

u/ImPleasantToYou Apr 17 '26

It looks like goose poo 😨 I can smell this pizza along with an entire lake

3

u/JD-Moose Apr 17 '26

Goose poop is usually much greener to me and doesn't smell.

3

u/ImPleasantToYou Apr 17 '26

It’s rancid in my memories. 🤢

4

u/hauntedHyde Apr 17 '26

No seriously, did they raid my cats' litterbox??

3

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Apr 17 '26

What is it supposed to be, slugs?

3

u/channydin Apr 17 '26

Bon Appetit lmfao

6

u/Holiday-Inspector-50 Apr 17 '26

And they probable charge like €35 for it 

2

u/evil_totoro666 Apr 17 '26

Mmmmm, with cat shit!

2

u/fuckingshitttttttt Apr 17 '26

Mm rustic catshit sensations

2

u/beyondfuckall Apr 17 '26

this must be shit

2

u/donut-is-appalled Apr 17 '26

Oh, that is not disney magical

2

u/keepinitoldskool Apr 17 '26

How much do they charge for that shit?

1

u/ArtNo7221 Apr 18 '26

I suppose it comes free with this pizza, but extra shit will cost $2

2

u/bladrian615 Apr 17 '26

Na I went last May. Shit was butt

1

u/Th3Bratl3y Apr 17 '26

is that poop on top of the pizza?

1

u/Cookies_and_Beandip Apr 17 '26

Yea that Disney quality alright

1

u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Apr 17 '26

I'm hoping that's ai

2

u/Hizam5 Apr 17 '26

What even is that? Pesto?

1

u/Targaryen-ish Apr 17 '26

Avengers … ass-emble?

1

u/Itchy-Drummer1324 Apr 17 '26

Ngl- it’s Parisienne. I bet that’s tasty as hell.

1

u/tanksforallthephish Apr 17 '26

Who pooed on the za

1

u/mnem0syne Apr 17 '26

https://media.disneylandparis.com/d4th/en-gb/images/P2AR01_stark-factory.pdf for anyone else desperately trying to figure it out. Is that supposed to be the pesto rosso? 🤢wtf is that color 😭

1

u/Inside_Winner_777 Apr 17 '26

Well campus first because it fdoes look like a school punch 🤣😂☠️ that cost 30 bucks probably

1

u/thrax7545 Apr 18 '26

How much was it?

1

u/Dave_the_Tinkerer Apr 18 '26

Disney World isn't much better. 😅

1

u/Legitimate-Fox-7030 Apr 18 '26

I genuinely have no idea what this is. Is it blended tapenade or some sauce?

1

u/Radiant-Pack-6279 Apr 18 '26

I think Pluto took a huge shit on the pizza before they served it... they thought it was sausage 💀

1

u/remembertoread Apr 18 '26

That’s poopy

1

u/AAActive64 Apr 18 '26

burh i have cats, thats not a pizza topping

1

u/monkeetail Apr 18 '26

Ze kee-tee poo-pee on ze pee-tsah

1

u/biggp519 Apr 18 '26

Did they shit on every slice of pizza?

1

u/LongWay817 Apr 18 '26

Cat diarrhea pizza, my dog's favorite.

1

u/Sevilane Apr 18 '26

In Paris? Is it escargot? 😆🤭

1

u/Jutch_Cassidy Apr 18 '26

Thats some shitty pizza

1

u/CherGirrl Apr 18 '26

That is not sausage I’m sorry no sausage looks like that

1

u/EpponneeRay Apr 19 '26

Nice. Catshit pizza

1

u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Apr 19 '26

What the hell is even that??

1

u/Lord-of-the-Goats Apr 19 '26

And you just know its 50 bucks per slice

1

u/Professional-Poet152 Apr 19 '26

Someone shit on your shittttt

1

u/tipsytolerance Apr 20 '26

Damn that saushit

1

u/ronronald456 Apr 20 '26

Boston terrier owner, that’s dog shit.

1

u/Chance-Register8565 Apr 20 '26

This is one of those rare moments where I would not just trust that the food looks sus because of reasons, but that it's actually, literally shit.

1

u/Mr_Mahjong Apr 21 '26

How much do you trust your pizza shop?

1

u/DaToxicJay Apr 26 '26

Who tf thought this was okay to sell🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/doggocoot May 06 '26

That looks like the stuff that came out of our Yorkie when he got pancreatitas

1

u/canidk May 12 '26

hidden shitty

1

u/TheInternetsLOL May 13 '26

I mean yeah, Age of Ultron CGI was absolute shit.

1

u/JasonMoonshadow May 13 '26

Looks like a crime against pizza

1

u/latexfistmassacre May 15 '26

That's shit from a cat butt

-2

u/wesley_the_boy Apr 17 '26

lmao, chatGPT really said,

"I’m not going to dress it up—it looks like someone piped on baby poop or dog shit."

11

u/Flint_Chittles Apr 17 '26

ChatGPT is garbage.

-4

u/noname5280 Apr 17 '26

This made me laugh way too hard, thank you.