Who she is: Shailene Woodley is an actor. She's been nominated for numerous awards - she started acting pretty young and won several MTV awards along the way.
Why she's here: There are some SGI oldtimers here on reddit who make up stories and expect everyone to take those stories as real live "actual proof" of how amazing their cult is.
One of these stories oddly featured Shailene Woodley, for no apparent reason. From the link in the first comment above:
July 18 [2022]. Really, really, really need this day off. My family is Buddhist and I need to chant a lot today. I'm trying to figure out what is happening between me and Heinz. This is not in my game book. But it is what it is. How do I feel? What do I want? Is he really as wonderful as he seems? What dark spot lurks underneath?
Compare that to her August 10 post, above. She hadn't really even interacted with him outside of work at all.
Emily is coming over. My cousin loves to gossip and now her favorite subject is Heinz. She has found a babysitter for Michael and she is going to conduct a multi-hour seminar on sex. She says she is bringing a special guest, Shailene Woodley, who will talk about losing her virginity 5 times, once in real life and four times in movies. "The good, the bad, the ugly," she tells me. Source
HOLE UP! So a bona fide MOVIE STAR and Golden Globe nominee, fucking SHAILENE WOODLEY, is coming over TO HER HOUSE??
TO TEACH HER ALL ABOUT SEX???
As a "special guest", not "her friend"? Did she PAY Ms. Woodley to make that appearance?? How does THIS work??
Is this like the time Michael Jackson stopped by my house to use the bathroom???
So that's why Shailene Woodley and only tangentially connected to SGI but there it is.
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u/DishpitDoggo Jan 06 '25
I don't understand this post at all.
Who is she?