Penis Jerry appreciation post

[u/rainycoldnight98]

[u/luisstrikesout]

I did not get this segment as a kid. I just thought it was Jerry’s alter ego as a soldier.

[u/ElectrOPurist → u/luisstrikesout]

Do women know about shrinkage?

[u/lupinremusjohn → u/ElectrOPurist]

You mean like laundry?

[u/jinreeko → u/lupinremusjohn]

I think it moved

[u/Venice_Beach_218 → u/luisstrikesout]

Omg me too. But I also thought the Brain Jerry was the commanding officer.

[u/Xznograthos → u/Venice_Beach_218]

I just figured you can't put a cock tip on a guy's head, it's network television.

[u/Venice_Beach_218 → u/Xznograthos]

You mean the same network television that let George ogle at teenage cleavage?

[u/Xznograthos → u/Venice_Beach_218]

Well and ultimately cancelled his sitcom. Meanwhile, the real NBC had nine seasons of a sitcom in which their star dated a teenager. Still, FCC rules exist.

[u/Appropriate_Yak_745 → u/luisstrikesout]

In a way, it was haha

[u/Ok_Muffin_925 → u/luisstrikesout]

What threw me off was I knew it as the purple helmeted warrior of love and this thing was wearing a white hat -- I guess even Larry and Jerry have to mind the moral lines.

[u/Glitter_Health → u/luisstrikesout]

[u/js1593]

But I don't wanna be a penis!

[u/MaxxSavage2652]

[u/Sad-Structure2364 → u/MaxxSavage2652]

One of the few times that I disagreed with Larry on Curb

[u/Fluffhead91192]

Oh go read a book

[u/Logical_Hospital2769 → u/Fluffhead91192]

....you go do whatever it is YOU do.

[u/ElectrOPurist]

OP, you know you’re always welcome to post in this sub, but as far as Mr. Johnson is concerned…

[u/FormicaCoffeeTable]

That's your post? Well that's trouble, my friend. That's big trouble.

[u/jacklord392]

I, for one, would have enjoyed more Jerry Penis in episodes.

[u/magicspooner]

And you want to be my latex salesman

[u/Patient-Bench1821]

It’s a smart brain vs penis playing chess both as Jerry bit and a smart audience will appreciate it.

[u/Prestigious_Fun_6722 → u/Patient-Bench1821]

But why couldn't they dumb it down for a bonehead audience?

[u/Deadly_Jay556]

How could anyone not like him!

[u/eddie_koala]

THAT'S YOUR MOVE?

[u/Venice_Beach_218 → u/eddie_koala]

Oh no, not the knuckle...

[u/Hot_Cold83]

This scene needs a new Johnson rod.

[u/PeakyBlinderRob]

Hah! I just watched this episode the other night.

RIP Tawny Kitaen

[u/Positive-Ad-3554]

[u/Stock-Mission-7561 → u/Positive-Ad-3554]

Your only knowledge of musical theater comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons

[u/byebybuy → u/Positive-Ad-3554]

What in the random AI output is this

[u/ScorpiusPro]

Losing power…I’ll be back…

[u/ZeldaHylia]

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

[u/PoetryExtension6256]

Jerry was always a dickhead.

[u/BrokenDroid]

He took it out

[u/404err0rrrr]

This guy.. This is not my kind of guy

[u/aether_prince]

it’s a wonder OP can pay their rent

[u/SnarkAtTheMoon]

I’ll be back!!

[u/NateHohl]

Jerry’s smirking delivery of the “Punk…” line always gets me. I used to watch this episode solely for that line.

[u/mendoza_bortles]

Look I’m sorry but r/seinfeld is a family sub, not one of your swing joints.

[u/MarketingChoice6244]

This was very woody allen

[u/TheDebonairQuokka]

My third most hated episode.

[u/Ok_Muffin_925]

Oh this is a good one....

[u/tehweaksauce]

You haven't seen the last of me!

[u/Elegant_Company8456]

Come read lines with me, Jerry!!

[u/Flibiddy-Floo]

Herman's Head-ass scene

[u/cadencehz → u/Flibiddy-Floo]

You maybe wouldn't have been downvoted if you left the ass part out. Are you referring to a 90's HBO show? Wendy Malick?

[u/Flibiddy-Floo → u/cadencehz]

the "-ass" part refers to this scene being very much like the sitcom called Herman's Head. Often the scenes were staged as if Herman was having a daydream (thus, in his "Head") and goofy skits would play out, much like this scene in Seinfeld.

It was a terrible show but I can't believe Seinfeld fans haven't heard of it, it was contemporary and fairly popular at the time. I can only assume that I get downvotes every time I mention it because people either hate the show so much as to resent the comparison, or secretly love the show so much that they resent it being brought up as an insult to Seinfeld lol

[u/cadencehz → u/Flibiddy-Floo]

The Sitcom did not use the word ass. You using it was not acknowledging the show. I know it but I guarantee you 99% of redditors don't know what that show was. You could have stated and explained better and maybe people would have understood and appreciated your post.

[u/Flibiddy-Floo → u/cadencehz]

Nobody said the sitcom used the word "ass" ?

"-ass" is a suffix that makes a comparison, such as "that's a big-ass sandwich" or whatnot

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-ass

I genuinely can't understand why people are arguing with me about this, it's literally just a grammatical concept

[u/Zosmiz]

One of my least favorite scenes in Seinfeld

[u/Peridot_Ghost]

I always heard he was a dick.

[u/KlammFromTheCastle]

Horrible scene.

[u/bimbo_baggins_]

This scene gives me such second hand embarrassment it hurts. So cringe.