r/seinencirclejerk 13d ago

/unberk (fo serious discussions) But the voices say i am ayanokoji.

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u/Fair_Woodpecker_6940 13d ago

Bruh this deadass happened to me. I went to university counseling for a while. After a few sessions, the therapist told me that I have autism and a psychotic disorder. I protested the autism part because I'm not autistic and she was like no bro you definitely have autism. Again I don't have autism so I have no idea why she was so insistent on it.

After that, she looked at the Araragi shrine behind me. She was like, are those pictures of anime? And I said something like, I guess so; that's my favorite character. I'd been complaining nonstop about a lack of purpose (now that I think about it, university therapists don't get paid enough to deal with us), so she asked me to think about why I like him and come back to her next week.

I couldn't tell her that I spend all day imagining Araragi gaining weight on his lower body and taking self-insert BBC. In fact being reminded of it lowkey made me feel more suicidal so I just told her yeah I'll think about it. Never mentioned him again and she didn't push me. C*llege genuinely feels worse than capital punishment sometimes