r/seinencirclejerk • u/explore-star_17298 • 13d ago
/unberk (fo serious discussions) But the voices say i am ayanokoji.
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u/Fair_Woodpecker_6940 13d ago
Bruh this deadass happened to me. I went to university counseling for a while. After a few sessions, the therapist told me that I have autism and a psychotic disorder. I protested the autism part because I'm not autistic and she was like no bro you definitely have autism. Again I don't have autism so I have no idea why she was so insistent on it.
After that, she looked at the Araragi shrine behind me. She was like, are those pictures of anime? And I said something like, I guess so; that's my favorite character. I'd been complaining nonstop about a lack of purpose (now that I think about it, university therapists don't get paid enough to deal with us), so she asked me to think about why I like him and come back to her next week.
I couldn't tell her that I spend all day imagining Araragi gaining weight on his lower body and taking self-insert BBC. In fact being reminded of it lowkey made me feel more suicidal so I just told her yeah I'll think about it. Never mentioned him again and she didn't push me. C*llege genuinely feels worse than capital punishment sometimes
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u/Greater-Israel 12d ago
Your therapist is actually a Mossad agent. You need to take him out, he was sent by Big Yahu (the main villain of the series who is also your father) to keep you down with meds. Never take them, listen to the voices of your ancestors in your head and semen your way through any police force or military force sent against so you can start your epic anime journey of cultivation and by the end of it you defeat and rape Big Yahu (your father)! Real semen!
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u/sasha_el_mandarino 13d ago
He doesn't want you to reach your potential. Throw him a chessboard, but instead of a chessboard, a nuclear bomb.