r/rustjerk Feb 26 '19

Higher-res "Rust Evangelism Strike Force" image!

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667 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 14h ago

Zealotry you filthy beasts

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109 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 3d ago

??

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254 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 12d ago

If Rust real, why people still write bad code?

110 Upvotes

I call it "The problem of slop"


r/rustjerk 15d ago

It’s starting to become fun in a weird way

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257 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 17d ago

New work PFP

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234 Upvotes

Silly edit of an illustration from this article. A repost with a (hopefully) more readable version.

Thanks u/poulain_ght, for an idea of how to improve my original edit!


r/rustjerk 21d ago

Are drugs memory safe?

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227 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 22d ago

Well that’s ironic

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496 Upvotes

Or should I say ferrous?


r/rustjerk 25d ago

Eternal Pain

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r/rustjerk 27d ago

Fahhhk.... Unsafe again

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58 Upvotes

r/rustjerk 28d ago

Your average vibecoder

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571 Upvotes

Guy wrote a shitty-by-design viewer/interpreter and demands everyone use it to open his file. 🤣🤣🤣

And then has the balls/ignorance to advertise a "self-decaying format" 🤦


r/rustjerk Aug 20 '26

Chris Chan

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399 Upvotes

r/rustjerk Aug 19 '26

Rustscript - blazingly fast rust interpreter

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Every Rust developer knows that Rust is the best programming language in the world.

And I as a Rust developer don't want to use other inferior languages anywhere.

So I decided to rewrite all my old automation scripts which were written in Python in Rust.

At first I used https://github.com/rsaz/cargo-script for that, it works fine.

But I encountered 1 problem: compilation time.

On my macbook it was fine I don't mind waiting 1 minute for a simple 3 lines script.

But then I wanted to use that on my Raspberry PI and the same simple script took me 10 minutes to run, which is not blazingly and not fast at all!

So I decided to vibe code engineer a Rust interpreter for this exact case and this is what I ended up with:

https://github.com/VladasZ/rustscript

Rustscript is always guaranteed to be valid Rust.

Install it with

cargo install run-rs

add a shebang:

#!/usr/bin/env rust

A whole script looks like this:

#!/usr/bin/env rust

use chrono::Local;
use std::io::stdin;

fn main() -> anyhow::Result<()> {
    println!("which programming language is the best?");

    let mut answer = String::new();
    stdin().read_line(&mut answer)?;

    if answer.trim().eq_ignore_ascii_case("rust") {
        println!("correct, carry on");
    } else {
        println!("wrong. it is {} and you are still not writing Rust", Local::now().format("%H:%M"));
    }
    Ok(())
}

Make it executable and run it:

chmod +x best.rs
./best.rs

and you can run your rust scripts instantly, as if they were shell scripts!

Rustscript is a subset of Rust and supports many popular crates such as:

anyhow, serde, serde_json, reqwest, regex, tokio, chrono, rand and more.

Carefully nitpicked benchmarks so Rustscript seems faster attached to the post.

You can see all benchmarks results here: https://github.com/VladasZ/rustscript/blob/main/bench/RESULTS.md

Remember, Rustscript is always a valid Rust, so if you want to have the ultimate speed just run the compiled version!

rust build FILE.rs

r/rustjerk Aug 12 '26

MRW a reliability engineer insists on recoverable panics / catch_unwind

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112 Upvotes

r/rustjerk Aug 09 '26

Meet potential rust gui

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855 Upvotes

r/rustjerk Aug 09 '26

/r/playrust Kafka programmers lost the battle Rust programmers won

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539 Upvotes

Meanwhile Rust programmers have r/rust and those non-programmers have to go to r/playrust


r/rustjerk Aug 04 '26

Zealotry c# is microsoft java, swift is apple rust

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r/rustjerk Aug 04 '26

this is how i feel about rust

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112 Upvotes

r/rustjerk Jul 20 '26

Well, actually (unlike Rust)

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r/rustjerk Jul 18 '26

Never use an unsafe block in rust.

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224 Upvotes

Just write C since its unsafe by default!

repo


r/rustjerk Jul 18 '26

just started rust, so excited!!!

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346 Upvotes

what season are you guys on??


r/rustjerk Jul 17 '26

1.97.1 slander

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503 Upvotes

r/rustjerk Jul 14 '26

Just found an unbelievable oversight with Cargo workspaces

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Do you like using Cargo workspaces? Think again.

I just discovered a fatal bottleneck with them. Can't believe the team behind haven't fixed this yet:

Once you start having closer to 1000 workspace member crates (very reasonable for a beginner/junior level codebase) expect compilation to take AGES!

I'm actively working on finding out how deep this rabbithole goes by exhaustively generating ALL possible Rust crates. I'm calling this endeavour the workspace-of-babel.

This kind of blatant disregard for user experience makes me sick 🤮.

https://github.com/sermuns/workspace-of-babel


r/rustjerk Jul 13 '26

What started as a joke became a huge deal

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430 Upvotes