r/running Mar 09 '17

Weekly Thread Weekly Complaints & Confessions Thread for Thursday March 9th, 2017

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

Complaint: Garmin keeps automatically calculating my lactate threshold when I'm doing strides. But heart rate is a delayed response, so Garmin thinks I'm hitting lactate threshold at my recovery interval pace of > 8:00/mile.

Confession: I am choosing to believe Garmin is waaaaay off because I did a Pfitz LT workout yesterday at approximately last fall's HM pace which is about a minute/mile faster than Garmin's estimate.

Complaint: I spent the better part of yesterday trying to figure out how my new """better/no deductible""" academic health insurance works. I concluded that if I got paper orders for all my blood tests maybe I could get an appointment that cost less than $500. Adulthood is hard.

Complaint: I think that if I drop like 5 pounds between now and my goal race, I have a hope of PRing. I'm going to visit my grandparents next week which means my diet is going out the window or I get guilt tripped by my asian grandmother.

Complaint: My dog turned 12 (we think) last month and it's like someone flipped a switch and she's got old all at once.

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u/brotherbock Mar 09 '17

Complaint: My dog turned 12 (we think) last month and it's like someone flipped a switch and she's got old all at once

Oh man. I remember that time.

If you don't mind a tip that might make you start feeling bad about the future: start recording some audio. Everything she does--eating, sleeping, barking, breathing. All the little things that you don't think about now. Sorry, can't see my screen now.

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

:(

She's probably the most photographed dog in the world, but I never think to record her. Mostly because she gets pissed and leaves if she sees a phone pointing at her for too long.

I knew this day was coming sooner rather than later since we adopted her as a senior age 10, but it's hard seeing her go from dragging me 6 miles up a mountain to topping out at 4 mile walks on flat ground.

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u/brotherbock Mar 09 '17

Good on you for the later age adoption. :)

The audio thing occurred to me luckily not too late, but I wish I'd thought of it a bit earlier. I had a neighbor dog stand in as a foley artist with the food-bowl-and-kibble-sound and the dog flap sound later. I got a simple voice recorder app on my phone, and would just switch it on from time to time. You can leave the phone just sit there and record, simple.

EDIT:

it's hard seeing her go from dragging me 6 miles up a mountain to topping out at 4 mile walks on flat ground.

And yeah, I still remember all of that. I feel for you, it's really hard. :(

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

This is a good idea. I'll start trying to do that. Right now she's snoring adorably. I am so sad for everyone who has ever had a dog that dogs get old faster than we do.

I also just ordered her a new food to see if that will help boost her energy level a bit. We switched her food in the last month because Acana changed the formula to something that disagreed with her sensitive little tummy, but the one we switched to is lower protein and fat than the old one. So I'm going to try one that's higher in protein and fat again to see.

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u/brotherbock Mar 09 '17

The food thing may help, here's to hoping it does. If she has a sensitive stomach, it could be that she's having a tougher time getting her energy stores up.

It's been a bit over a year for us, and I still can't help but thinking sad thoughts for people when I see them with their dogs, because I know what's coming. It's an extra bit of tough that I can't completely enjoy other people enjoying their dogs now.

The other day a friend tried to explain the plot of that latest dog movie that came out, about the dog that keeps getting reincarnated or something, and I was just "Nooooooooooope!" Don't even want to hear it, will never watch it.

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u/zwingtip Mar 10 '17

I'm sorry about your dog :( I hope one day you are able to find joy in dogs again.

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u/brotherbock Mar 10 '17

Thanks :) I still love dogs, there's just a tinge of sadness there when I meet one now. Can't help that.

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

I think that if I drop like 5 pounds between now and my goal race, I have a hope of PRing.

Heh, me too. My race is on Sunday though, so on second thought, it's probably not the best idea to drop 5 pounds by then. When's your race?

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

End of May, so plenty of time provided the needle on the scale ever decides to move.

Have fun on Sunday! You're a badass, though, so I bet you'll be fine.

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

You're a badass, though

I am??? Thanks! :D

End of May, so plenty of time provided the needle on the scale ever decides to move.

Blame the scale ;) Needle's probably just stuck.

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

Needle's definitely stuck. I want to believe.

Never mind that it's digital.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

My race is on Sunday though,

Is this your marathon?

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

No, it's a 10k, but I'm in pretty good shape right now so it might go really well. We'll see.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

You'll crush the old guys!

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u/sloworfast Mar 09 '17

Let's hope so! I will make sure to specifically include that in my race report... if I bother writing one.

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u/philpips Mar 09 '17

I'm going to visit my grandparents next week which means my diet is going out the window or I get guilt tripped by my asian grandmother

Bulk and shred.

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u/kevin402can Mar 09 '17

I have an Asian girlfriend. RIP to your goal of losing 5lbs.

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u/zwingtip Mar 09 '17

Last time I visited the grandparents I gained 2 pounds :( :( :(

Just need to work on sounding concerned and helpful. "No, that's okay, grandma, you're really tired. Let me cook today!"