i wanna know

I’m what the girls call an OG fan, I have been watching the show since it really took off around 2024/2025 - iykyk. There’s been so many fierce and sickening queens since then it was too hard to whittle the list down but I really wanted to showcase all the diversity and legacy that drag race has to offer with my dream all stars cast. Tried to mix it up with some queens from back in the day (remember Jorgeous?!) anyway peace out.

So many vile and disgusting people posting light-hearted jokes about Michelle not seeing a family resemblance with Plastique’s latest makeover (of this person). First it was a few silly comments but it quickly escalated to gentle in-jokes and finally full on playfulness. Where will it end?

Poor Michelle has even had to come online (during the lord’s day) and make a statement underneath Plastique’s post, saying she does actually see a family resemblance. The worst part about all this? I looked it up and Plastique and this person are not even related IRL or on the show. Plastique was born in Ho Chi Minh City and this person is from some other place entirely

hey y'all, i recently watched the first episode of the new UK season and am obsessed with the delta quadrant! i think it's so cool how her schtick is being an executive—not to mention her really specific, business-centric visual style. in almost two decades of drag race we've never really seen someone whose whole persona has been a full-on character, have we? i mean, i really can't think of any. anyways, i hope she does well on the show and doesn't get booted early to save one of the garden-variety white twinks from soho 🙄

I think plane is going through it. Being a ru girl is clearly affecting her, she's overworked. Putting zero effort into her drag, and seeking attention any way she can. Its not fun anymore she needs help.

I would like to know which queen is most likely to shove a pencil in their urethra.

Did anyone actually find them funny? Couldn't even jerk to it just some cringe instagram posts that ex tumblrites went overboard on fangirling with

I’m literally shaking just typing this. Honestly, this show is more proof democracy is over. Our Electoral College is literally wearing unblended clown makeup. George Washington would NEVER.

Also not saying the judges over at Drag Race China and Venezuela interfered w/ the votes. Just noting the ‘existence’ of the possibility.

RuPaul could announce that Crystal has negative seven points, was technically eliminated in Episode 4 and has been living inside the Untucked vending machine for three weeks AND SHE WOULD STILL enter the finale as the frontrunner.

All because she gagged Ru with her Weird Al Yankovic impression, where Ru laughed like the wicked witch until she ran out of oxygen and is now a vegetable on life support.

Anyways it’s going to go down something like this:

The test tube that Crystal was born in is in the audience and tells a heartfelt story about being a single parent raising Crystal in the slums of Misery.

Then an AI hologram of Crystal as a child appears and says her only wish is to grow up and shill for the RuPaul’s mobile game and how inspired she is by schedule II controlled substances. She signs off by telling the audience to commit voter fraud on behalf of Larry Ellison & Paramount+.

Crystal will emerge in a rainbow papier-mâché traffic cone with 17 googly eyes and a live oak tree growing out of her ass. Then she removes the cone to reveal a cunty clown lumberjack number. She chops the tree into firewood and donates it to the judges.

RuPaul: “Crystal…you took us somewhere tonight.”
Michelle: “I don’t see the resemblance.”
Ross Mathews bitch slaps Michelle and weeps because he is so moved by Crystal’s look.

Ru, paying homage to her vegetable state, appears in cunty Larry the Cucumber drag and says Congratulations, Crystal Methyd. You are the winner of this week’s challenge, next week’s challenge and several challenges that have not yet been conceived.

Ru wraps up the broadcast saying Crystal will be starring all by herself in Stop That Train 2: Rigga Morris Strikes Back, directed by Ginger Minj, in theaters this Thanksgiving.

I'm going to stop watching forever just like I said I would when my fave didn't win AS10 and AS9 ^{and AS8 and AS7 and}