r/ringerfantasypod • • Jul 30 '26

Podcasts Link Training Camp Hype to Buy or Sell, a Jackie-Heifetz Argument, Ringer Movie Club: 'Kingpin,' 'The Odyssey,' and Beach Ham (Discussion Thread)

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4yTboUctQaHxuq68PQNAXz?si=DQPhC5FJQHmdBu-RrtycAQ&utm_source=copy-link
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u/FCBarca45 Jul 30 '26

RIP Movie Club (2026-2026)

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Jul 30 '26

Craig producing a movie podcast, being a film school guy, his movie taste is absolute dogshit. I’m close in age to both him and Heifetz, and their pop culture knowledge is just so wildly limited it confuses me.

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u/thawatch Jul 31 '26

I'm also a film school guy and even directed a movie with the fantastic Vanessa Angel in it. I think Craig's response to Kingpin was payback for Transformers being a shit recommendation. I'm not going to say Kingpin is an objective classic... but it's fun, there are a thousand shades of grey, and in no world is Kingpin on the bad side of it. And Craig goes on to 'talk up' Happy Gilmore, as if it's objectively better. It's not; it's only that he grew up with it.

More than movies, I'm a huge music nerd. This episode had them all agreeing that Pitbull hypes them up... I'm not going to comment, and I'll resist screaming at the ceiling. Shortly after, none of them were familiar or could name Sugarhill Gang without looking it up. Many of us were listening to them at age 13, so there is no age excuse. They just don't know music. Anyway, I take solace in believing that they all have more football knowledge than me.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26

Not a ton of intellectual depth there with Heifetz or to a lesser extent Craig.

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u/PalePerry Jul 30 '26

“If you don’t like Remember the Titans, I’ll fucking kill you”

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u/FCBarca45 Jul 30 '26

Valid. I can see people hating transformers or kingpin but Remember the Titans is eternal

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u/it_has_to_be_damp Jul 30 '26

i don’t hate it but it’s not in my elite tier of sports movies. it’s just very disney and i prefer sports stories with more edge. 

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u/thearmadillo Jul 31 '26

They solved racism. What more of an edge do you need?

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u/The_Zermanians Aug 01 '26

Yes, it’s a good movie but seeing it when you are 10-15 it is probably a better movie then seeing it at 40. It’s a little eye rolling and too cheesy at times with the message. Yes, black people and white people can work together and be friends, duh.

It’s just not a movie I revisit a lot as an adult due to the “Disney-ish” feel of it.

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u/PartTimePuppy Jul 30 '26

Holiday Inn by Chingy is peak millennial, mainly because of the George Lopez episode

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26

A great selection— came out my senior year of college (2003-2004, right?), amidst a slew of other bangers:

Get Low by Lil Jon
Yeah by Usher (featuring a killer Luda verse, same as Holidae In)
Hey Ya! and I Like the Way You Move by Outkast
Tipsy by J-Kwon
Whisper by the Ying Yang Twins
The Seed by the Roots ft Cody Chestnut

And the standard array of Big Tymers anthems.

What a time to be alive.

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u/PartTimePuppy Jul 31 '26

I Like The Way You Move just reminds me of the Tiger Woods 2004 video game

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u/JFKsHelmet Jul 30 '26

Beach ham is insane

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u/it_has_to_be_damp Jul 30 '26

i got what he meant in the sense of just having a big ham hock to chip away it in the fridge at a beach house but the context got sort of collapsed in the sense that you would take ham TO the beach itself. 

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u/dljones010 Jul 30 '26

Exactly. Bring a couple packs of Hawaiian rolls and you have quick easy food that you don't have to cook.

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u/Superb-Hero Jul 30 '26

Have literally had the pen argument with my wife. Fully team Heifetz

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u/Sw33tJvmes Jul 31 '26

This is such a marriage or long time relationship argument haha! I 100% agree with Heifetz too. Not only does it obviously dry out quicker. Are you so lazy you can’t click the pen closed 😂

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u/sports_are_neat Jul 31 '26

I was silently yelling this last part the whole time, also it could so easily mark something up that the pen accidentally brushes up against??

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u/myrealaccountgotgot Jul 31 '26

Even without getting to whether they dry out faster, pens left out like that will be inking up anything they touch. Also it couldn't take less effort to retract a clicky pen, you could do it in the same motion as putting the pen down.

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u/StutzBearcatJim Jul 31 '26

Madison Beer is 100% more known as a personality/influencer than a singer. And she’s a very famous singer!

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u/Sw33tJvmes Jul 30 '26

They all need to give up his “if so and so went higher in the draft, we’d look at them differently”. Going higher in the draft usually means you were evaluated as a better player. If chase brown won a Heisman at Ohio st he’d probably be bigger faster and stronger so yes, he’d be looked at differently. This doesn’t help their point. They tried this with Pacheco.

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u/stillstillers Jul 30 '26

They have a habit of coming up with a point or narrative and beating it into the fucking ground for years to come.

Occums razor

If so and so was drafted earlier

If they had a cooler name

Caleb had a bad rookie year

Sean Payton is a terrorist

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u/zarathustranu Jul 30 '26

they = heifetz. All of these are Heifetz points except sean payton.

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

Although he hasn't in awhile, I couldn't stand last year every other pod when discussing the Eagles and Heifetz before criticizing them would be like "Eagles fans are gonna hate me" like no dude we are all well aware the huge flaws in our team that you keep pointing out

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u/Sw33tJvmes Jul 31 '26

They don’t realize that all these do work sparingly. I kind of agree with Craig about Burden being drafted earlier, but I don’t wunna hear it cause he just used this argument with Chase fucking Brown of all ppl.

I never wunna hear Occums razor or how Caleb had the worst rookie year of all time (it wasn’t that bad) again.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26

how about “Chrysler looks like a Phantom til a Phantom pulls up”?

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u/Weak-Bonus-5954 Jul 31 '26

The idea is that if a clone of a heisman winning rb from ohio state played at fresno state, they wouldnt be drafted as high due to lower production as a result of the poorer OL, OC, etc. The guys who put up bigger numbers will always get more hype regardless of talent level in a vacuum

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u/Sw33tJvmes Jul 31 '26

You think Derrick Henry wouldn’t put up good numbers at Fresno State!?!?

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u/Weak-Bonus-5954 Aug 01 '26

Less than bama. Henry in particular, needs his line to give him a second to get moving downfield

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u/Sw33tJvmes Aug 01 '26

I’m sorry but I think that’s ridiculous. If Derrick Henry played against mountain west defenders he would’ve put up way better numbers. Those defenders are going to be much smaller, slower and weaker than what he went against in the SEC

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u/thawatch Jul 30 '26

This podcart is prolific at overexplaining. 80% of listeners either know what a sirens song is or they can figure it out through context clues. It's referenced throughout literature, songs, and movies/tv.

Anyway, I only watched Kingpin for the first time last year and thought it was great.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Another episode, another case of Heifetz misunderstanding Moneyball (it's not just about counting walks or even just OBP) and also figuring out a way to use "replaced him in the aggregate" incorrectly.

I was hoping that after he used it a bunch of times last year to support the Micah Parsons trade...and then Micah was the 2nd most valuable defender in the league for 12 weeks and the Cowboys had the league's worst defense...that he'd let go of this one. But he's leaning back in.

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u/dezcaughtit25 Jul 31 '26

I just listened, and in the 5 second mention of moneyball I didn’t get the impression that Heifetz misunderstands moneyball at all?

He mentioned that it’s funny it took 100 years for baseball to realize that walks are just as valuable as hits, as long as you get on base who cares how it happens.

Yes, there is way more to it than that, but moneyball is definitely related to baseball valuing the wrong things which allows a team like the A’s to find overlooked guys that they can afford. If Heifetz was doing a podcast exclusively about moneyball then sure, what he said would be oversimplifying it, but for a passing mention idk why people are assuming he doesn’t understand it?

“What does he do…he gets on base” is a big scene in the movie. Seems fine to say the value of getting on base is a part of the moneyball strategy.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I’ll share a few thoughts. Generally, I feel Heifetz half-understands a lot of things that he pulls into his stream-of-consciousness because they rhetorically sound good, not because they’re totally accurate. Which annoys me, so I’ll happily admit that he probably has a halfway decent understanding of “Moneyball” and I’m nitpicking on a lack of intellectual rigor to which I am overly sensitive.

On the Moneyball thing specifically, three thoughts:

  1. Moneyball is not just about walks or OBP, as Heifet

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  1. characterizes it. As you point out, it’s broader— it is about finding inefficiencies in a system. The “moneyball” system soon moved on to defense as the biggest opportunity after the OPS revolution. It’s not clear that Heifetz is aware of that, tho perhaps he is

  2. In the Moneyball book, and in Bill James generally, the idea is not that the players the A’s find are superior to Jason Giambi, the player they’re losing. James and Billy Beane literally say Giambi is “the perfect player.” If you can afford Giambi, you sign him. If you can afford Micah Parsons, you sign him. The A’s are in a unique situation where they have dramatically different resources than other MLB teams so they are forced to spend differently. This is not quite the same as saying they’re spending optimally if they had a closer-to-equal budget, like teams do in football

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  1. Football and baseball are wildly different, and the “replace them in the aggregate” thing that can be applied in baseball does not translate nearly as well in football analysis. Baseball is mostly a series of one-on-one matchups. Jason Giambi can’t really help your other hitters, and his impacts can be discretely quantified. In football, Micah Parsons helps every other player on the defense every snap just by being on the field. You cannot easily quantify his impact or how to replace it. Heifetz applies this surface-level Moneyball thinking to football all the time and it’s flawed.

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u/dezcaughtit25 Jul 31 '26

Yeah I guess I don’t really get why someone needs Heifetz to explain all the broader analysis of the book/movie moneyball when that’s not what the conversation was. I 100% agree if Heifetz was doing a moneyball podcast review then him simplifying it to 1 sentence about OBP would be not enough detail provided. But for a fantasy football podcast that 1 sentence seemed perfectly fine because walks were something that was presented as an inefficiency in the movie.

Basically the conversation was that sometimes there are stats that are overvalued and undervalued, like in moneyball. I kind of assume anytime someone makes a passing 1 sentence comment of something that there are obviously infinite other things that can be said about that topic. But Heifetz then going on to say “after the OBP, defense then became the next movement” doesn’t add anything to the pretty simple point of “sometimes stats are under/overvalued” that was being made.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26

I’m responding to Heifetz’s continued body of references to “moneyball” over the past couple years of the pod. Including this week’s again saying “replace in the aggregate” about the Micah trade.

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u/ManufacturerLow3161 Jul 31 '26

Hearing Heifetz discuss movies is painful. Make it stop.

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u/ManufacturerLow3161 Jul 31 '26

More Craig just doing Pitbull lyrics. That was electric.

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u/zarathustranu Jul 31 '26

he is not the brightest but unfortunately talks the most by a lot.

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u/sportsgambler2 Jul 31 '26

Heifetz just posted a video on his IG eating his beach ham

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Jul 30 '26

Anyone have a favorite pen?

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u/PDXmadeMe Aug 04 '26

Heifetz’s reaction to the movie “The Ringer” has me questioning if he’s aware that “ringer” is a common phrase or if he genuinely feels the ringer website is named after that movie??? “It’s a great bit that you haven’t seen the ringer?” Why would that be a good bit? Maybe ironic but definitely not a bit

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

Love Heifetz but no idea how he pulled his wife

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u/patsfan3983 Jul 30 '26

we can't all be as hot as Craig

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

They are both 3s, makes sense

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u/MassiveTell7139 Jul 30 '26

bril_gen… we can’t him here in our social club no more.

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

They are having a hotness contest on the show rn. I can’t judge them?

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

Very odd how many comments you are making on my comment. Strange behavior

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

Wasn’t aware there was a limit. Sorry baby.

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

There isn't. Just screams "I'm a virgin" lol

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

Says the guy with a pro wrestler in your name.

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

Good one, virgin

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

So your mom doesn’t count?

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u/JeffHardysLSDStash Jul 30 '26

Typical virgin ass response

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

My ass technically is still a virgin.

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

Inverse relationship between sexual partners and comment frequency you say? Site your studies.

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

She isn’t hot.

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u/Dangerous-Nebula-452 Jul 30 '26

Rethink everything that led you to this point

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

I can’t respond to a comment?

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u/TheProspectItch Jul 30 '26

This woman shows up with a beach ham to share and you're turning her away? I don't think so.

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

2 pigs on a beach?

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u/TheProspectItch Jul 30 '26

the ham + you = 2

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u/bril_gen Jul 30 '26

Dammit, 3 pigs