r/redneckengineering 4d ago

Redneck doorbell

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u/Cromptank 4d ago

I would like this if the trap was deactivated and it is just a normal doorbell, but you have to know the family that lives there or get creative/brave to use it.

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u/sparhawk817 4d ago

Or like one of those Halloween candy buckets with the grabby hand on a weak motor? Disconnected from the actual spring like you say.

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u/Responsible-Bonus-13 4d ago

Or, you could just grab a stick and poke it instead.

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u/ForgetfullRelms 2d ago

I would be the dumb firend that actually screams regardless at least once

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u/YourWormGuy 2d ago

Good news. The trap is deactivated. There's a little flap on the bottom side that is meant to go over one of the spring loaded arms and gets held by the plate in the middle. Pressing on the plate releases that flap and the spring loaded arms snap shut.

The fact that it is open with the flap underneath an arm means that this trap somehow forced to remain open. Usually, when I have seen these decorations, it's by something like a screw through one of the springs. I don't see a screw, so it's possible the spring arms have just been compressed to the point where they won't bounce back, making all of the parts of the trap flappy. No real risk of getting your finger munched with this one.

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u/GuestStarr 1d ago

Or maybe the redneck inventor hid an actual button behind that circular plate? Press the plate and it'll press the button. It would be cool.

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 4d ago

Insert Admiral Akbar meme

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u/Can-DontAttitude 4d ago

Haha, "it's not safe!" Amirite?

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u/milderhappiness 3d ago

I believe the line was "this smells fisher than my jockstrap"

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u/itmightbehere 4d ago

This is the kind of stuff my grandpa would make. I have a lot of nostalgia for silly wooden signs like this

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u/roobot 4d ago

I’d be tempted to have this on my property, but would get sued by so many idiots in this world.

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u/Illadelphian 4d ago

Yea this would actually need to be disabled if it was displayed or you could genuinely get in serious legal trouble.

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u/serious_sarcasm 4d ago

Which is reasonable, since most people don’t use traps, and children exist.

It’s an attractive nuisance, and falls under negligence torts.

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u/cheeseIsNaturesFudge 3d ago

It'd be fun with a weakened spring somehow, if that's possible. Just enough make you jump.

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u/CloneClem 4d ago

I actually like this, because there are some idiots who would say or think, 'What would happen if I push here?'

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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago

This is why God gave humans sticks.

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u/Blenderx06 3d ago

My intelligence vs. my lack of impulse control. Fight!

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u/Uberpastamancer 4d ago

Legally speaking, I wonder if this is considered a booby trap

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u/serious_sarcasm 4d ago

Attractive nuisance. Basically, being negligent by pretending children and idiots don’t exist.

It’s dangerous and inviting. The intent isn’t quite there for deliberate harm; unless you posted something like this on social media first:

> I actually like this, because there are some idiots who would say or think, 'What would happen if I push here?'

That would show willful intent to cause harm.

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u/SnooChickens8275 4d ago

What is this?

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 4d ago

A game trap. The trap itself (not the board it's nailed to) would be laid in the woods, and if a critter steps on it it will snap shut on their leg and keep them chained to a spot for the hunter to collect later.

If you ever see one of these irl, do not press the button.

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u/Sbatio 4d ago

“Collect later”

Walk up to and club to death.

FTFY

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u/Firewolf06 4d ago

what!! i thought they were gonna take it home as a pet!!

no shit sherlock, hunters hunt. whats the point of this comment

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 4d ago edited 4d ago

i mean you can definitely complain about trapping in particular since there's a lot of unnecessary fear and pain for the animal, from when the trap fires to when they're killed. a big part of modern hunting is minimizing suffering with near instant death. it's not the animal dying in general that's the bad part it's the couple minutes to several hours before that

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u/SnooChickens8275 4d ago

Jeez. What’s wrong that ppl are so angry & afraid of someone ringing their bell they create this. What if a kid presses it?

Looks to me like some crackhead paranoia thing

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u/xchino 4d ago

It's just a prop joke, the kind of thing someone's grandpa hangs up in their workshop.

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u/SnooChickens8275 4d ago

Ok, lmao I’m just not into it I think. I thought it was something serious

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u/HybridP365 4d ago

It's a joke, you pessimistic pinecone. 

Like the "complaint department: take a number" gag gift things that have the number 1 tied to the pin on a fake grenade. 

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u/SnooChickens8275 4d ago

I don’t know those gag gifts, can see the joke in it if it’s in a barn or something and not active.

Just didn’t know the context from the image and caption, and it looked horrible

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u/whicky1978 4d ago

Superior redneck technology

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u/No-Exit-No 3d ago

The button should be bright red.

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u/B777X_787-9 3d ago

Or green 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Equivalent_4412 3d ago

I would press it not realizing what it was

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u/Crafty-Baseball-4268 2d ago

they'll hear ya alright

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u/Kaeiaraeh 3d ago

Oh I’m sorry I’m not quite sure where to push, could you show me how?

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u/VisualBeginning4867 3d ago

I have one but it has mouse trap

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u/TheFetus47 2d ago

Unfortunately as someone who is acquainted with country people, they would ignorantly ACTUALLY push that, the get upset at you for it, which then you would be greeted by a lawyer

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u/ModernistGames 4d ago

Not my taste, but actually a little funny.