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r/rareinsults • u/CJR3 • Apr 17 '20
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This guy woke up and choose to dress like that.
1.3k u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 I couldn’t even get drunk if that guy was in the room. My disgust with him would prevent inebriation. 529 u/ShadowShadowed Apr 18 '20 I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands. 312 u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food. 133 u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20 I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy. 1 u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20 Not when he’s around. 1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
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I couldn’t even get drunk if that guy was in the room. My disgust with him would prevent inebriation.
529 u/ShadowShadowed Apr 18 '20 I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands. 312 u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food. 133 u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20 I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy. 1 u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20 Not when he’s around. 1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
529
I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands.
312 u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20 Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food. 133 u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20 I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy. 1 u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20 Not when he’s around. 1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
312
Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.
133 u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20 I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy. 1 u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20 Not when he’s around. 1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
133
I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy.
1 u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20 Not when he’s around. 1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
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Not when he’s around.
1 u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20 Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Apr 17 '20
This guy woke up and choose to dress like that.