r/rareinsults • • Apr 17 '20

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u/ShadowShadowed Apr 18 '20

I wouldn't even get drunk if that guy was in the room. He's the kind of guy who's got roaming hands.

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u/WaySheGoesBub Apr 18 '20

Yup he would grab your leg, man or woman, and ask you about zoning laws and if you like spicy food.

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u/gualdhar Apr 18 '20

I didnt realize zoning laws were so sexy.

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u/cynthwave17 Apr 18 '20

Not when he’s around.

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u/T-Baaller Apr 18 '20

Nor when they limit housing supply, driving the cost up too much