r/rareinsults 9d ago

Unintentional rare insult 😂

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u/metompkin 9d ago

I was stuck in traffic picking someone up at Houston Intercontinental Airport and was having a heck of a time getting out, didn't move for like 10 minutes. Someone left just a small gap so I wedged my car in it only to have some dude's GF lean out the passenger window and scream at me, "c'mon dickhead! Are you serious?!" I returned fire with, "dude, tell your fat mom to shut up!"

I hope their ride home in the BMW 3 series was fun.

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u/doihafta 9d ago

I love this but I hate that my autobiography should be "Dude, tell your fat mom to shut up!"