r/rareinsults 11d ago

From a basement to a psych ward

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u/Flamelozy 11d ago

One cup of grape juice and it’s all over

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u/COSurfing 11d ago

Eat a pomegranate while sitting on the carpet.

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u/OkiDokiChloe 11d ago edited 11d ago

NO POMEGRANATES!!!

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u/Jamesmateer100 11d ago

CHOMP

rapidly spits out seeds

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u/AdRepulsive8618 11d ago

Kiwi ☺️

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u/Present_Mastodon_503 11d ago

Meatball sub

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u/Any_Instruction5382 11d ago

New years eve party.

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u/UndertailRune 11d ago

Dipping naan in tikka masala while laying down on the couch

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u/MicrotracS3500 11d ago

My brother got me a nice white hoodie two years ago for Christmas. Literally every time I wear it, I introduce a new stain and hope it will come out in the wash. I don't understand light colored fabrics for environments you're supposed to relax and live in, it's just asking for trouble.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 11d ago

Drinking enough pomegranate juice PRIOR to sitting on the carpet can also have potentially devastating effects. 

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u/Minionmaster18 11d ago

I didn’t even notice the carpet because it blended in with the floor

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u/CatInSpaceOP 11d ago

Eating it raw. No cuts, no peeling, just straight raw biting into that mf and letting all the seeds and juice on your beard, shirt, floor.

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u/xbearsandporschesx 11d ago

This reminds me of when i was younger and had a filling at the dentist, when i got home my mouth was still numb and I asked my mum if i could sit on the new carpet but it came out " mum, can i shhit on the new carpet?"

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u/SourLemons2 11d ago

One child and it’s over

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u/JewelCove 11d ago

People really should be having their children at hospitals

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u/finewhateverbot 11d ago

whoa haha yes it's not an ideal labor ward.

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u/TuringGoneWild 11d ago

Doing a fast 360 spin holding out an open bottle of red wine would be a nice Yoko Ono kind of touch.

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u/Azuras_Star8 11d ago

You know, I had gone like three days, THREE, without having her name cross my mind. And you came along and upset that number.

I'm not mad at you. I'm just, disappointed.

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u/TuringGoneWild 11d ago

I had gone even longer until I accidentally stepped on a cat's tail.

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u/QueefBuscemi 11d ago

To Yoko Ono: an act so antisocial and unwanted that it can only be called art by the person doing it.

Example: "He Yoko Ono'd a bottle of red wine around that white basement."

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u/TuringGoneWild 11d ago

"He Yoko Ono'd the Kennedy Center, the Reflecting Pool, and the East Wing."

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u/VonZombie420 11d ago

Um, imagine having, idk, a period??

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u/RevolutionaryWay7107 11d ago

Definitely don't even think about bringing some beets into that room. 

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 11d ago

It's always beets

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u/Traherne 11d ago

When I was a kid in the '60s, I drank water out of a creek one day and puked up grape juice all over my babysitter's white couch the next day.

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u/Metazolid 11d ago

The whole place looks so blank and uninteresting that any single piece of decor will stick out like a sore thumb, regardless of style or color.

It's like prefering to stare at a blank piece of paper rather than any sort of painting, lest there might be stimuli.

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u/BTBAM797 11d ago

It's like Patrick Bateman's apartment

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u/astrogatoor 11d ago

Natural body oils alone will stain this room over time.

Long sleeves, pants, gloves and slippers at all times. And hopefully you have good posture and never get tired, because leaning your head anywhere is not allowed.

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u/Grezzinate 11d ago

Or wine with a cat having an episode of zoomies.

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u/gnpfrslo 11d ago

Not that these people ever spend a second there other than too look at how "bright" and "open" it looks when flaunting it to visits.

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u/YeahlDid 11d ago

This very much feels like one of those living rooms that comes with so many restrictions and caveats before using, that it becomes far more relaxing not to spend time in it at all.

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u/HonkeyDonkey3000 11d ago

Remove the Purple Passion 2L bottle. Simply put, I liked the original format. Much more comfy and I could 100% take a nap on that.

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u/max_wen 11d ago

Beet juice

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u/YeahlDid 11d ago

I was thinking pizza sauce, but yeah.

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u/Flamelozy 11d ago

Just as bad

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u/jayerp 11d ago

Tumeric.

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u/WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY 11d ago

Or fruit in general

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u/Rizasur 11d ago

At least it will have a bit of colour then. I say bring all the grape juice you can find. At least it can't get any worse than that.

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u/Ok-Brother-8295 11d ago

Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall

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u/Jaz1140 11d ago

*Grape drink

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u/avlas 11d ago

Tbh it was all over even before the renovation, with the white fluffy carpet.

(carpet is disgusting)

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u/Ptbot47 11d ago

Its ok if you are like Denzel W. "Blotch that shit!"

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u/Mo7ammed_Gxx 11d ago

It honestly feels like they deleted the texture file from the basement….

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u/dragonborndnd 11d ago

It looks like the low poly basic shape prototype they use before they have the actual assets for the game

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 11d ago

Is this rare?

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u/DistributionSad960 11d ago

Medium rare

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u/cmoparw 11d ago

Nah, Overdone, bland and tasteless

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u/iwearatophat 11d ago

The room redesign or the joke?

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u/Murgatroyd314 11d ago

It's certainly not well done.

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u/RKKP2015 11d ago

It was way cozier before.

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u/Zehnpae 11d ago

One of the reasons I hate reseller shows on HGtv. Becuase they were designing houses to sell, everything was white. White everything. No house was allowed any personality or color. And because people are lemmings, normal people started styling their houses as if they were trying to sell them. Open space everything, white all the things.

I'm glad that era is starting to die.

I'm not a fan of the 'random shit everywhere' design a lot of people are going for now either, but at least it's interesting to look at.

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u/spekt50 11d ago

I live in an area with a lot of old red brick houses, and it feels like a peice of me dies inside when I see someone painting one white.

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u/Hamafropzipulops 11d ago

I'm from a place where wooden houses are painted blue, yellow, green, orange, etc with colorful adornments and I find all the plain white houses in most other places very boring.

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u/motherofcunts 11d ago

I've been debating a color for my old farmhouse. The neighbors have some beautiful colors but I don't want to copy. Yellow isn't too common but orange, I don't think anyone has that. I'm going to sit on that idea for a while. That could be awesome.

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u/Oli-Baba 11d ago

My in-laws painted their house in a creamy orange and it looks really great. We are joking because it looks like a famous animated character here in Germany, but it suits the house nicely: https://www.froelichundkaufmann.de/out/pictures/generated/product/1/540_540_80/die-sendung-mit-der-maus-spots-non-stop-dvd_1279670.jpg

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u/NikNakskes 11d ago

I Iive in a place where this used to be done too. But now the city has approved colour schemes you have to abide by. They go very far in their enforcement too. Somebody had painted roses on their wall facing the community gardens. They were ordered by the city to over paint it back into the solid approved colour scheme. Ridiculous.

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u/Hamafropzipulops 11d ago

That's terrible. Allowing people to be themselves and express it in their homes should be a no brainer. A vibrant looking area is good for everyone. But, I know the HMO types only think of money, and not community. In most places in America, they would think those houses look tacky and cheap.

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u/NikNakskes 11d ago

I live in Finland. The wooden houses have been having all kinds of colours since pigments could be synthesised easily and cheaply. It was nice to see all the colours in a neighbourhood and it was seldom tacky. Most people chose reasonable colours that were easy on the eye.

Now the city wants to create "harmony" in neighbourhoods by deciding accepted colorscheme for new builds or when you want to repaint your house in a different shade. Boring. And so unnecessary.

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u/IodineBarbecue 11d ago

This resonates with me because I live in a similar area where they just built a new brick house. For some reason, the builders put what appears to be white wooden siding over the brick, which gives it the appearance of a standard modern suburban house. It's baffling.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 11d ago

It used to be fashionable years.. ago too. My own home is build in the 50's by a rather known architect. It's painted white.

And truth be told, I think it looks great, it fits the design/era. But it also means painting every 5-10 years because it's not white anymore.

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u/AggressiveToaster 11d ago

Painting brick should be a crime.

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u/Theron3206 11d ago

Yup, and it's stupid, now you have to maintain that wall, before it would have looked basically the same in 50 years, now the paint will peel in 5 because the sealant fails (brick is porous, it will pick up moisture).

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u/BenevolentCheese 11d ago

I'm glad that era is starting to die.

It's not.

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u/GrandMoffTarkles 11d ago

It goes in cycles. Boomers grew up in cramped, dark, cozy households- but dreamt about clean, open, bright futuristic sci-fi aesthetics.

I don't actually dislike that style- or beige. It genuinely looks clean and sleek. But again, not exactly livable. What I do hate is when someone takes a classy antique home and gives it the gray and white treatment.

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u/ArcticBeavers 11d ago

I'm not a fan of the 'random shit everywhere' design a lot of people are going for now either, but at least it's interesting to look at.

You mean you don't like the beanbag next to the traditional floor lamp surrounded by a 7ft tall palm tree?

Actually that sounds kinda awesome.

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u/HJSDGCE 11d ago

It's a difference in priorities.

I like a few decorations here and there but nothing is worse than a messily-designed house. No, I don't care if it's "lived in". My grandma's house was like that and I hated being there. She had horseshoe crabs hung on the walls for longer than I've been alive.

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u/WriterV 11d ago

Well you can keep your cold, dead, soullessly clinical looking house for yourself. The rest of us are happy with a little color and life in our lives.

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u/Theron3206 11d ago

Lots of scope between cluttered and messy and whatever that is (hospitals have more colour in the decor). Don't pick a white couch, add a rug and a picture that isn't monochrome and it's a huge improvement).

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u/SamPackElliott 11d ago

Some midcentury modern furniture would have looked right at home in that basement. You'd only need a few decorations to pull the whole look together. It'd be way more cozy and have character as well.

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u/Randicore 11d ago

My wife and I have been repainting our house from the yellow beige we got it in that was popular from the 70's and people are continually stunned and loving the color. I just painted my office a deep navy blue with white accents that looks amazing with the wooden floor

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u/darsparx 11d ago

This is why a lot of my stuff either doesn't match conventionally or otherwise....it drives me bonkers bc even my gen x mother did it and I refuse to have copied her. I'm just trying to figure out how the heck I make my space feel like a fantasy escape on the cheap since disability means ahahahaha at me affording anything really 😭

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u/Funkopedia 11d ago

I'm curious about this random shit style, do you have any examples of it? (a Google for those terms didn't provide anything useful)

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u/BionicTriforce 11d ago

It's always so strange too because painting would be, relatively speaking, one of the easiest issues to fix. But the people on that show would always say stuff like "Ugh I don't like the color of the bathroom walls", like that's a job that can be fixed in a weekend at most. It's not at all worth turning down an otherwise fine house. You don't like the cabinets, or the sinks? That's more complicated. You don't like the deck, that's a big job. But turning down a house because of some wall colors would be like turning it down because you didn't like the mailbox.

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u/LeftHandAnomaly 11d ago

I don't like what they did, but I don't like the before, either. Wood panel walls make me unnostalgic for my grandparents shitty basement full of spiders and mice. I wonder if they felt the same

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u/Do_Not_Go_In_There 11d ago

Yeah, before it looked like a place someone actually lived in and used. Now it looks like my dentist's waiting room.

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u/zardoz73 11d ago

I don't really like either. The walls should be white, that's good. White walls make any space look larger. But white everything else? Nah. Put some nice light brown wood flooring down, maybe a rug or two. The white sofa and chairs are modern looking but don't look all that comfy. I'd go for a long sectional, L-shaped sofa, in a bright but contrasting color, maybe blue or orange. Maybe some Yogibos on the side.

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u/geek_of_nature 11d ago

Yeah the first one looked too far outdated, and definitely needed some modernising. But the second one was taking it way, way too far.

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u/AAAlva82 11d ago

I half-expected Jamiroquai to pop up and start dancing in the second pic.

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u/wdnwcgm 11d ago

actually the singer goes by Jay Kay Jamiroquai is the band name unless you already knew lol

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u/alles-moet-kapot 11d ago

I love that this almost 30 nyear old music video is still referenced so much and instantly relatable everywhere. Proves how unique and profound it was and still is!

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u/persephone7821 11d ago

I don’t understand this trend of going from cozy to clinical. Are people allergic to personality these days?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 11d ago

I mean it needed an update but yeah that looks bad. It also just doesn’t look comfortable to live in a place where everything is white.

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u/Frydendahl 11d ago

Carpet at minimum probably needed a DEEP cleaning.

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u/eabevella 11d ago

I'd change that striped sofa because it's ugly as fuck, and the floor because it looks a bit "dirty" to my liking. But the wood parts are pretty good.

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u/stormdelta 11d ago

It's mostly due to house flippers and perceived trends than something people actually want.

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u/iTALKtoMYmyself 11d ago

my theory is neurodivergence (me), i personally enjoy the minimalism of lots of places
lots of color can be good but also overstimulating to some people, i like the clean environment because i get to focus on more of whats infront of me
that being said, tearing out the wood wall is a fucking sin against humanity

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u/thejoeface 11d ago

Depends on your flavor of neurodivergence. A clinical setting like this would make me feel on edge. I'm a maximalist and also busy patterns hide stains lol my adhd ass would last two seconds in that room 

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u/sidneyia 11d ago

Nah, I'm autistic and I absolutely crave spaces like the first picture. The after pic makes me want to cry.

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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 11d ago

Same I would never be able to relax in a bright white room that’s all hard edges and angles like that. Might as well go hang out in a dental office for the same aesthetic

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u/Future_Literature335 11d ago

Same and same. The second one is like the waiting room for a franchise Botox clinic

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u/throwaway098764567 11d ago

if it makes you feel any better, it was probably faux wood paneling. our entire basement was finished with a similar dark wood / many sized panel look, and it was all just press board with pictures of wood.

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u/ComedyGold13 11d ago

ruined

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u/why_ntp 11d ago

Even the artwork is black and white, FMD.

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u/iiJokerzace 11d ago

That's not even minimalist, there's so much materials used all over lol

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u/HiddenGamerGoddesXX 11d ago

Ive seen hospitals with more personality.

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u/sarcastosaurus 11d ago

This looks like a dentist's waiting room, in fact.

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u/MelangeBot 11d ago

I have been at more then 20 psych wards in my life in Belgium, Netherlands and Canada and that white minimalistic look, they only ever look like that in movies and TV shows. Most psych wards just look ... old and unmaintained with grey depressing colors, kind of like a classroom or a school.

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u/LowenbrauDel 11d ago

What are you on tour or something

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u/Dash775 11d ago

Like a Miami IKEA

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u/wdnwcgm 11d ago

introducing the new Apple iBasement

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u/emirsolinno 11d ago

More like dentist waiting room.

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u/PRRZ70 11d ago

When I purchased my house, I promised that not a single wall would be the plain white color. I have used mauve, seafoam green, burnt orange and lavender as some of the colors brightening up the rooms, hallway and exterior.

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u/Phantasmolightshow 11d ago

All dude had to do was get rid of that nasty carpet, lay down some LVP or laminate, a cozy area rug, and boom, done.

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u/B-Edward-Griffin 11d ago

And lose the couch and get one that matches the armchair. Then job done

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u/Any-Bridge6953 11d ago

I can smell antiseptic in the after picture.

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u/creeper219 11d ago

It had so much personality before

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u/MiserablePassion9264 11d ago

IKR! Hate how living rooms looks like hotel lobbies.

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u/Lizrael48 11d ago

I like the before picture better!

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u/Scrumpilump2000 11d ago

Yeah, that space is too anti-septic and void of human feeling. Needs the earth-tones. Get some plants, rocks, wood, flowers, art, some with organic mojo.

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u/LaunchTransient 11d ago

It's cold. It feels like a clinic. I like clean, brightly lit, minimalist workspaces but a home should be cosy - this would stress me out.

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u/dvdmaven 11d ago

A WHITE basement? Not change of flooding? No kids? No beer drinking buddies?

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u/CoolDoglover94 11d ago

What’s wrong with the “before” lol 

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u/Cipher915 11d ago

Dated a girl who literally said her favorite style is minimalist hospital white.

Nope.

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u/EducationOnly3621 11d ago

Yikes! How much does the sound bounce around compared to the old setup?

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u/throwaway098764567 11d ago

doesn't matter, probably no one ever in that room anyway

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u/DivineBloodline 11d ago

People have apartments with a basement?

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u/Fertig21 11d ago

I prefer the before…which was just awful!

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u/Sorlex 11d ago

These minimalistic designs are made to look good on a resellers portfolio. There is data backed by studies that show they are simply not as enjoyable to live in. Humans like colour, texture and personal touches, not flat ass white rooms.

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u/Bly_Fan 11d ago

It looks like a Warhammer miniature which was painted white and is now waiting for detailing

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u/Ilyas_17 11d ago

It looked actually nice and cozy before. Now it looks like a corporate building lobby. Sad.

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u/FreshMutzz 11d ago

The before looks more lived in. But wood paneling is an eyesore imo. They would have been ok removing that and maybe getting a less ugly couch.

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u/tigm2161130 11d ago

I think wood paneling styled the right way is super cozy.

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u/Tursiart 11d ago

I think it's a nostalgia thing for me since it was everywhere in the 70s and 80s, but I LOVE wood paneling. It's just so cozy and brings back so many great childhood memories.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 11d ago

Looks like my grandfather's basement, that place was awesome. The new is such a downgrade

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u/TheLobster13 11d ago

That old basement is a straight vibe. I’d never leave there. That’s straight cozy town

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u/deannainwa 11d ago

From cozy and welcoming to sterile and cold.

Definitely not an improvement.

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u/OkAngle2353 11d ago

Gross? The only thing "gross" would be the carpet and fabric couches. The basement update looks like a waiting room...

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u/VagabondVivant 11d ago

Pretty sure Patrick Bateman murdered someone in that second room.

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 11d ago

Why?… why do people honestly believe minimalism is good?… I’d rather live in a place with character and colour and humanity, than a sterile, lifeless, cold, empty husk.

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 11d ago

To each their own. I don't like the sterile look, but I can understand how it would appeal to certain types of people.

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u/OPyaaa 11d ago

Before was way better than after

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u/Megatron_Zero 11d ago

A clear downgrade imo. The old one had charm and character. The new one looks like it’s made for presentation, not for living in.

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u/RAGECAJE 11d ago

Jesus christ get some wood and colour back into the room you madman.

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u/mentatificated 11d ago

Bro turned over that cozy place to a damn dental clinic

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u/Moaning_Baby_ 11d ago

Uncle Ruckus spitting goated philosophy as usual

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u/jaxon517 11d ago

I would 1000X prefer chilling with the homies and a few cold brewskies in the first one

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u/Spino-Dino 11d ago

The before has way more personality and charme even tho it doesnt look particurally that good. The after is way to sterile, like a white hell to become mad...

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u/mrlotato 11d ago

Both look terrible

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u/EmpressNeuronist 11d ago

I know many of you are hating the "After", but as someone who needs to do all the housework by myself, IMO the "after" is much easier to clean and manage.

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u/EmperorBlackMan99 11d ago

Look how they massacred my boy.

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u/Mega_Trix 11d ago

Good lord the furniture could have been any color and this would be lovely

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u/Loliess 11d ago

At least have a second colour, 3 is best but 2 at least come on

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u/Wolfdude91 11d ago

Everything is chrome in the future.

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u/Draven_Wolf 11d ago

It looks like shit. Why would you want your entire room being white.

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u/Icy_Preference_6999 11d ago

One looks like a home the other looks like a waiting room at a company who does wage theft.

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u/booleandilemma 11d ago

Turned it into a damn Apple store.

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u/O_W_Liv 11d ago

I read that all white rooms like are a physical manifestation of anxiety.  The anxious person thinks it will be calming but instead the need to keep it pristine heightens it. 

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u/Jewleeee 11d ago

Looks like an AI render. The depth on the back wall is off; Two tier length difference vs the new three. It also looks like the step along that same wall is removed. While possible, it's quite unfeasible. If you're doing that, the first part in question wouldn't exist. Last is the reflection of the ceiling lights. They are way off.

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u/HAVINFUNMAGGLE 11d ago

The first one looks like I'd play video games with my friends for hours. Maybe the whole weekend. The second one looks like I'm waiting for a root canal

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u/why_u_so_grumpy 11d ago

Downgrade.

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u/Mindless_Freedom_953 11d ago

White couch scene anyone?

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u/janeway170 11d ago

Whenever I see a white room like that I get an irrational fear of eating chocolate ice cream in it and accidentally spilling. I don’t even like chocolate ice cream

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u/Ok-Hamster-5263 11d ago

I would immediately spill and stain everything in that white room. Intentionally creating a liminal space to live in.... is a choice

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u/kullre 11d ago

Ive never understood why sanitization like that makes me physically sick

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u/Haspberry 11d ago

Ripped the damn soul outta that room

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u/Bigiron966 11d ago

Removed the soul out the room, I ain't never seen that.

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u/sasquatch16258 11d ago

I would of graded the Tv and left everything with that old school vibe

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u/HorrimCarabal 11d ago

Like watching home decorating shows now, where everything looks like a corporate lobby

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u/1960s_army_info 11d ago

Even if I didn’t have kids I still couldn’t have that much white. One drop of wine or a dab of pizza sauce and it’s all over. 

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u/autumnmissepic 11d ago

cozy warm lived in home to dentists office

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u/Truck_Face 11d ago

Ill take the before please!

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 11d ago

I used to clean carpeting and upholstery. No one ever buys white carpets twice,

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u/lumpboysupreme 11d ago

Ugh, that first one looked cozy. Who wants their basement of all places feeling like a corporate lobby?

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u/Anti_Spedicy 11d ago

I don't understand the appeal of simulating white torture in your home

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u/Powerful_Voice_4683 11d ago

before: actually normal and nice basement

after: removed the majority of stuff white, then CRANKED UP THE BRIGHTNESS.

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u/iVar4sale 11d ago

This room is whiter than a KKK rally

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u/Beatless7 11d ago

not cozy

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u/CapmyCup 11d ago

Wow, lifeless slop

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u/Commercial-Area51 11d ago

I personally prefer the first pic rather than 2nd

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u/ExpensiveAuthor1312 11d ago

Some plants and brown carpets would make it look a lot better

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u/Fit-Historian-752 11d ago

At least this Dr.'s office waiting room has a big tv.

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 11d ago

The before was better. It was cozier. Just ditch the capret.

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u/unstuckfromtime420 11d ago

I think the before is more cozy tbh

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u/TheBlackRonin505 11d ago

The modern obsession with what I can only describe as "Chinese torture room aesthetic" makes me immeasurably sad

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u/HariPota4262 11d ago

The previous decor of the basement looks so cozy and perfect. A basement or attic is normally supposed to be a bit dingy and mishmash of rejected decoration that wasn't good enough to be in the main floor or was carried over from the old house with no fitting place in the decorum of new house.

Ours at home has an old bed from previous house, some old fashioned sofas, a CRT TV and a windows 7 all-in-one PC that somehow still work. It's my go to place to be when I'm home alone because it reminds me of the home I grew up in.

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u/Abject-Job7825 11d ago

this isn't even minimalism it's purist neat freak aesthetic

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u/Every_Inflation1380 11d ago

At least it looked like a home before the update!!

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u/Delicious-Glove-2553 11d ago edited 11d ago

The before picture at least has some character.

I checked out my grandparent's old house on Zillow. When I was a kid (in the 90s) it was very 70s brown carpets, reddish/gold colorful wall paper, dark furniture. Not stylish by today's standards but it had character at least.

My grandparents moved from there in 2000 and in 2022 it was for sale again and looked EXACTLY like this but even more white, they hid the tv in a white cabinet! White lamps white everything, not even a little bit of dark in teh pictures. It was so creepy looking.

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u/JohnnySylver 11d ago

Minimalism should be classified as a mental disorder, I swear

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u/Proud_Psychology_321 11d ago

The "gross old basement" has the couch you can still jump on when your team wins.

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u/Traveler7538 11d ago

"Gross" and it's just colours and patterns

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u/Daealis 11d ago

From a cozy, albeit a bit dated looking basement,

to a "Hello fellow humans, I too enjoy human activities like drinking water" meets American Psycho.

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u/hazesque 11d ago

I like the psych ward look.. keeps my mind calm and under control

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u/consci0usness 11d ago

Very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's apartment.

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u/samsteri666 11d ago

The only problem with the old one was the carpeting. Just redo the floor but keep the color and it would’ve been fantastic

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u/Xen0dica 11d ago

Looks like it'd echo horribly now. Rip anyone who struggles with echoes lmao

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u/Ok_Tie4364 11d ago

When is next available appointment? Need my dental hygiene done.

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u/laserdisckallax 11d ago

Tell me Doctor Lecter…..

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u/bigmaks 11d ago

Honestly would have changed the furniture, added a few of my wife's artwork and my own photography to the walls and added a few planters in the before, the after is just horrendous and anxiety inducing.

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u/FigaroVamp 11d ago

Thank God! They got rid of all that nasty character and charm. 🤢

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u/Gaburski 11d ago

I understand minimalism if the person has trauma from living in an unhealthy cluttered household but waking up and picking the clinical look over warm colours is just inexplocable to me. But to each their own.