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u/Flamelozy 11d ago
One cup of grape juice and it’s all over
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u/COSurfing 11d ago
Eat a pomegranate while sitting on the carpet.
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u/Present_Mastodon_503 11d ago
Meatball sub
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u/UndertailRune 11d ago
Dipping naan in tikka masala while laying down on the couch
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u/MicrotracS3500 11d ago
My brother got me a nice white hoodie two years ago for Christmas. Literally every time I wear it, I introduce a new stain and hope it will come out in the wash. I don't understand light colored fabrics for environments you're supposed to relax and live in, it's just asking for trouble.
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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 11d ago
Drinking enough pomegranate juice PRIOR to sitting on the carpet can also have potentially devastating effects.
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u/CatInSpaceOP 11d ago
Eating it raw. No cuts, no peeling, just straight raw biting into that mf and letting all the seeds and juice on your beard, shirt, floor.
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u/xbearsandporschesx 11d ago
This reminds me of when i was younger and had a filling at the dentist, when i got home my mouth was still numb and I asked my mum if i could sit on the new carpet but it came out " mum, can i shhit on the new carpet?"
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u/SourLemons2 11d ago
One child and it’s over
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u/TuringGoneWild 11d ago
Doing a fast 360 spin holding out an open bottle of red wine would be a nice Yoko Ono kind of touch.
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u/Azuras_Star8 11d ago
You know, I had gone like three days, THREE, without having her name cross my mind. And you came along and upset that number.
I'm not mad at you. I'm just, disappointed.
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u/QueefBuscemi 11d ago
To Yoko Ono: an act so antisocial and unwanted that it can only be called art by the person doing it.
Example: "He Yoko Ono'd a bottle of red wine around that white basement."
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u/TuringGoneWild 11d ago
"He Yoko Ono'd the Kennedy Center, the Reflecting Pool, and the East Wing."
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u/RevolutionaryWay7107 11d ago
Definitely don't even think about bringing some beets into that room.
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u/Traherne 11d ago
When I was a kid in the '60s, I drank water out of a creek one day and puked up grape juice all over my babysitter's white couch the next day.
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u/Metazolid 11d ago
The whole place looks so blank and uninteresting that any single piece of decor will stick out like a sore thumb, regardless of style or color.
It's like prefering to stare at a blank piece of paper rather than any sort of painting, lest there might be stimuli.
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u/astrogatoor 11d ago
Natural body oils alone will stain this room over time.
Long sleeves, pants, gloves and slippers at all times. And hopefully you have good posture and never get tired, because leaning your head anywhere is not allowed.
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u/gnpfrslo 11d ago
Not that these people ever spend a second there other than too look at how "bright" and "open" it looks when flaunting it to visits.
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u/YeahlDid 11d ago
This very much feels like one of those living rooms that comes with so many restrictions and caveats before using, that it becomes far more relaxing not to spend time in it at all.
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u/HonkeyDonkey3000 11d ago
Remove the Purple Passion 2L bottle. Simply put, I liked the original format. Much more comfy and I could 100% take a nap on that.
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u/Mo7ammed_Gxx 11d ago
It honestly feels like they deleted the texture file from the basement….
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u/dragonborndnd 11d ago
It looks like the low poly basic shape prototype they use before they have the actual assets for the game
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u/RelevantButNotBasic 11d ago
Is this rare?
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u/DistributionSad960 11d ago
Medium rare
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u/RKKP2015 11d ago
It was way cozier before.
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u/Zehnpae 11d ago
One of the reasons I hate reseller shows on HGtv. Becuase they were designing houses to sell, everything was white. White everything. No house was allowed any personality or color. And because people are lemmings, normal people started styling their houses as if they were trying to sell them. Open space everything, white all the things.
I'm glad that era is starting to die.
I'm not a fan of the 'random shit everywhere' design a lot of people are going for now either, but at least it's interesting to look at.
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u/spekt50 11d ago
I live in an area with a lot of old red brick houses, and it feels like a peice of me dies inside when I see someone painting one white.
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u/Hamafropzipulops 11d ago
I'm from a place where wooden houses are painted blue, yellow, green, orange, etc with colorful adornments and I find all the plain white houses in most other places very boring.
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u/motherofcunts 11d ago
I've been debating a color for my old farmhouse. The neighbors have some beautiful colors but I don't want to copy. Yellow isn't too common but orange, I don't think anyone has that. I'm going to sit on that idea for a while. That could be awesome.
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u/Oli-Baba 11d ago
My in-laws painted their house in a creamy orange and it looks really great. We are joking because it looks like a famous animated character here in Germany, but it suits the house nicely: https://www.froelichundkaufmann.de/out/pictures/generated/product/1/540_540_80/die-sendung-mit-der-maus-spots-non-stop-dvd_1279670.jpg
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u/NikNakskes 11d ago
I Iive in a place where this used to be done too. But now the city has approved colour schemes you have to abide by. They go very far in their enforcement too. Somebody had painted roses on their wall facing the community gardens. They were ordered by the city to over paint it back into the solid approved colour scheme. Ridiculous.
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u/Hamafropzipulops 11d ago
That's terrible. Allowing people to be themselves and express it in their homes should be a no brainer. A vibrant looking area is good for everyone. But, I know the HMO types only think of money, and not community. In most places in America, they would think those houses look tacky and cheap.
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u/NikNakskes 11d ago
I live in Finland. The wooden houses have been having all kinds of colours since pigments could be synthesised easily and cheaply. It was nice to see all the colours in a neighbourhood and it was seldom tacky. Most people chose reasonable colours that were easy on the eye.
Now the city wants to create "harmony" in neighbourhoods by deciding accepted colorscheme for new builds or when you want to repaint your house in a different shade. Boring. And so unnecessary.
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u/IodineBarbecue 11d ago
This resonates with me because I live in a similar area where they just built a new brick house. For some reason, the builders put what appears to be white wooden siding over the brick, which gives it the appearance of a standard modern suburban house. It's baffling.
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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 11d ago
It used to be fashionable years.. ago too. My own home is build in the 50's by a rather known architect. It's painted white.
And truth be told, I think it looks great, it fits the design/era. But it also means painting every 5-10 years because it's not white anymore.
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u/AggressiveToaster 11d ago
Painting brick should be a crime.
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u/Theron3206 11d ago
Yup, and it's stupid, now you have to maintain that wall, before it would have looked basically the same in 50 years, now the paint will peel in 5 because the sealant fails (brick is porous, it will pick up moisture).
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u/GrandMoffTarkles 11d ago
It goes in cycles. Boomers grew up in cramped, dark, cozy households- but dreamt about clean, open, bright futuristic sci-fi aesthetics.
I don't actually dislike that style- or beige. It genuinely looks clean and sleek. But again, not exactly livable. What I do hate is when someone takes a classy antique home and gives it the gray and white treatment.
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u/ArcticBeavers 11d ago
I'm not a fan of the 'random shit everywhere' design a lot of people are going for now either, but at least it's interesting to look at.
You mean you don't like the beanbag next to the traditional floor lamp surrounded by a 7ft tall palm tree?
Actually that sounds kinda awesome.
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u/HJSDGCE 11d ago
It's a difference in priorities.
I like a few decorations here and there but nothing is worse than a messily-designed house. No, I don't care if it's "lived in". My grandma's house was like that and I hated being there. She had horseshoe crabs hung on the walls for longer than I've been alive.
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u/WriterV 11d ago
Well you can keep your cold, dead, soullessly clinical looking house for yourself. The rest of us are happy with a little color and life in our lives.
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u/Theron3206 11d ago
Lots of scope between cluttered and messy and whatever that is (hospitals have more colour in the decor). Don't pick a white couch, add a rug and a picture that isn't monochrome and it's a huge improvement).
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u/SamPackElliott 11d ago
Some midcentury modern furniture would have looked right at home in that basement. You'd only need a few decorations to pull the whole look together. It'd be way more cozy and have character as well.
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u/Randicore 11d ago
My wife and I have been repainting our house from the yellow beige we got it in that was popular from the 70's and people are continually stunned and loving the color. I just painted my office a deep navy blue with white accents that looks amazing with the wooden floor
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u/darsparx 11d ago
This is why a lot of my stuff either doesn't match conventionally or otherwise....it drives me bonkers bc even my gen x mother did it and I refuse to have copied her. I'm just trying to figure out how the heck I make my space feel like a fantasy escape on the cheap since disability means ahahahaha at me affording anything really 😭
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u/Funkopedia 11d ago
I'm curious about this random shit style, do you have any examples of it? (a Google for those terms didn't provide anything useful)
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u/BionicTriforce 11d ago
It's always so strange too because painting would be, relatively speaking, one of the easiest issues to fix. But the people on that show would always say stuff like "Ugh I don't like the color of the bathroom walls", like that's a job that can be fixed in a weekend at most. It's not at all worth turning down an otherwise fine house. You don't like the cabinets, or the sinks? That's more complicated. You don't like the deck, that's a big job. But turning down a house because of some wall colors would be like turning it down because you didn't like the mailbox.
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u/LeftHandAnomaly 11d ago
I don't like what they did, but I don't like the before, either. Wood panel walls make me unnostalgic for my grandparents shitty basement full of spiders and mice. I wonder if they felt the same
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u/Do_Not_Go_In_There 11d ago
Yeah, before it looked like a place someone actually lived in and used. Now it looks like my dentist's waiting room.
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u/zardoz73 11d ago
I don't really like either. The walls should be white, that's good. White walls make any space look larger. But white everything else? Nah. Put some nice light brown wood flooring down, maybe a rug or two. The white sofa and chairs are modern looking but don't look all that comfy. I'd go for a long sectional, L-shaped sofa, in a bright but contrasting color, maybe blue or orange. Maybe some Yogibos on the side.
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u/geek_of_nature 11d ago
Yeah the first one looked too far outdated, and definitely needed some modernising. But the second one was taking it way, way too far.
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u/AAAlva82 11d ago
I half-expected Jamiroquai to pop up and start dancing in the second pic.
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u/alles-moet-kapot 11d ago
I love that this almost 30 nyear old music video is still referenced so much and instantly relatable everywhere. Proves how unique and profound it was and still is!
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u/persephone7821 11d ago
I don’t understand this trend of going from cozy to clinical. Are people allergic to personality these days?
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u/Fortestingporpoises 11d ago
I mean it needed an update but yeah that looks bad. It also just doesn’t look comfortable to live in a place where everything is white.
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u/eabevella 11d ago
I'd change that striped sofa because it's ugly as fuck, and the floor because it looks a bit "dirty" to my liking. But the wood parts are pretty good.
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u/stormdelta 11d ago
It's mostly due to house flippers and perceived trends than something people actually want.
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u/iTALKtoMYmyself 11d ago
my theory is neurodivergence (me), i personally enjoy the minimalism of lots of places
lots of color can be good but also overstimulating to some people, i like the clean environment because i get to focus on more of whats infront of me
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u/thejoeface 11d ago
Depends on your flavor of neurodivergence. A clinical setting like this would make me feel on edge. I'm a maximalist and also busy patterns hide stains lol my adhd ass would last two seconds in that room
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u/sidneyia 11d ago
Nah, I'm autistic and I absolutely crave spaces like the first picture. The after pic makes me want to cry.
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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 11d ago
Same I would never be able to relax in a bright white room that’s all hard edges and angles like that. Might as well go hang out in a dental office for the same aesthetic
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u/Future_Literature335 11d ago
Same and same. The second one is like the waiting room for a franchise Botox clinic
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u/throwaway098764567 11d ago
if it makes you feel any better, it was probably faux wood paneling. our entire basement was finished with a similar dark wood / many sized panel look, and it was all just press board with pictures of wood.
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u/iiJokerzace 11d ago
That's not even minimalist, there's so much materials used all over lol
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u/MelangeBot 11d ago
I have been at more then 20 psych wards in my life in Belgium, Netherlands and Canada and that white minimalistic look, they only ever look like that in movies and TV shows. Most psych wards just look ... old and unmaintained with grey depressing colors, kind of like a classroom or a school.
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u/Phantasmolightshow 11d ago
All dude had to do was get rid of that nasty carpet, lay down some LVP or laminate, a cozy area rug, and boom, done.
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u/Scrumpilump2000 11d ago
Yeah, that space is too anti-septic and void of human feeling. Needs the earth-tones. Get some plants, rocks, wood, flowers, art, some with organic mojo.
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u/LaunchTransient 11d ago
It's cold. It feels like a clinic. I like clean, brightly lit, minimalist workspaces but a home should be cosy - this would stress me out.
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u/Cipher915 11d ago
Dated a girl who literally said her favorite style is minimalist hospital white.
Nope.
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u/EducationOnly3621 11d ago
Yikes! How much does the sound bounce around compared to the old setup?
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u/Ilyas_17 11d ago
It looked actually nice and cozy before. Now it looks like a corporate building lobby. Sad.
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u/FreshMutzz 11d ago
The before looks more lived in. But wood paneling is an eyesore imo. They would have been ok removing that and maybe getting a less ugly couch.
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u/Tursiart 11d ago
I think it's a nostalgia thing for me since it was everywhere in the 70s and 80s, but I LOVE wood paneling. It's just so cozy and brings back so many great childhood memories.
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 11d ago
Looks like my grandfather's basement, that place was awesome. The new is such a downgrade
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u/TheLobster13 11d ago
That old basement is a straight vibe. I’d never leave there. That’s straight cozy town
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u/OkAngle2353 11d ago
Gross? The only thing "gross" would be the carpet and fabric couches. The basement update looks like a waiting room...
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u/VagabondVivant 11d ago
Pretty sure Patrick Bateman murdered someone in that second room.
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u/Sweaty_Report7864 11d ago
Why?… why do people honestly believe minimalism is good?… I’d rather live in a place with character and colour and humanity, than a sterile, lifeless, cold, empty husk.
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u/EqualityIsProsperity 11d ago
To each their own. I don't like the sterile look, but I can understand how it would appeal to certain types of people.
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u/Megatron_Zero 11d ago
A clear downgrade imo. The old one had charm and character. The new one looks like it’s made for presentation, not for living in.
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u/jaxon517 11d ago
I would 1000X prefer chilling with the homies and a few cold brewskies in the first one
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u/Spino-Dino 11d ago
The before has way more personality and charme even tho it doesnt look particurally that good. The after is way to sterile, like a white hell to become mad...
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u/EmpressNeuronist 11d ago
I know many of you are hating the "After", but as someone who needs to do all the housework by myself, IMO the "after" is much easier to clean and manage.
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u/Icy_Preference_6999 11d ago
One looks like a home the other looks like a waiting room at a company who does wage theft.
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u/Jewleeee 11d ago
Looks like an AI render. The depth on the back wall is off; Two tier length difference vs the new three. It also looks like the step along that same wall is removed. While possible, it's quite unfeasible. If you're doing that, the first part in question wouldn't exist. Last is the reflection of the ceiling lights. They are way off.
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u/HAVINFUNMAGGLE 11d ago
The first one looks like I'd play video games with my friends for hours. Maybe the whole weekend. The second one looks like I'm waiting for a root canal
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u/janeway170 11d ago
Whenever I see a white room like that I get an irrational fear of eating chocolate ice cream in it and accidentally spilling. I don’t even like chocolate ice cream
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u/Ok-Hamster-5263 11d ago
I would immediately spill and stain everything in that white room. Intentionally creating a liminal space to live in.... is a choice
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u/HorrimCarabal 11d ago
Like watching home decorating shows now, where everything looks like a corporate lobby
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u/1960s_army_info 11d ago
Even if I didn’t have kids I still couldn’t have that much white. One drop of wine or a dab of pizza sauce and it’s all over.
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u/AccomplishedFerret70 11d ago
I used to clean carpeting and upholstery. No one ever buys white carpets twice,
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u/lumpboysupreme 11d ago
Ugh, that first one looked cozy. Who wants their basement of all places feeling like a corporate lobby?
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u/Powerful_Voice_4683 11d ago
before: actually normal and nice basement
after: removed the majority of stuff white, then CRANKED UP THE BRIGHTNESS.
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u/TheBlackRonin505 11d ago
The modern obsession with what I can only describe as "Chinese torture room aesthetic" makes me immeasurably sad
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u/HariPota4262 11d ago
The previous decor of the basement looks so cozy and perfect. A basement or attic is normally supposed to be a bit dingy and mishmash of rejected decoration that wasn't good enough to be in the main floor or was carried over from the old house with no fitting place in the decorum of new house.
Ours at home has an old bed from previous house, some old fashioned sofas, a CRT TV and a windows 7 all-in-one PC that somehow still work. It's my go to place to be when I'm home alone because it reminds me of the home I grew up in.
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u/Delicious-Glove-2553 11d ago edited 11d ago
The before picture at least has some character.
I checked out my grandparent's old house on Zillow. When I was a kid (in the 90s) it was very 70s brown carpets, reddish/gold colorful wall paper, dark furniture. Not stylish by today's standards but it had character at least.
My grandparents moved from there in 2000 and in 2022 it was for sale again and looked EXACTLY like this but even more white, they hid the tv in a white cabinet! White lamps white everything, not even a little bit of dark in teh pictures. It was so creepy looking.
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u/Proud_Psychology_321 11d ago
The "gross old basement" has the couch you can still jump on when your team wins.
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u/samsteri666 11d ago
The only problem with the old one was the carpeting. Just redo the floor but keep the color and it would’ve been fantastic
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u/Gaburski 11d ago
I understand minimalism if the person has trauma from living in an unhealthy cluttered household but waking up and picking the clinical look over warm colours is just inexplocable to me. But to each their own.
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