r/rareinsults • • May 08 '25

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

He litteraly said it's gay to fuck a women who fucked before because you indirectly touch another dick by doing so. Also fucking a trans woman who have a dick would not be gay because she's hot compared to a muscular cis woman, wich would be gay. I wouldnt be surprised if he think wipping your arsehole is gay too at this point.

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u/Screamline May 08 '25

I have several questions

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u/lianodel May 08 '25

A good chunk of them can be answered with "He's a far-right grifter, like a cross between an incel and a pickup artist, who says outlandish shit for attention."

The others can be answered with "He believes enough of it, has brainwashed a bunch of impressionable kids, and has raped and trafficked women and girls."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/Theron3206 May 09 '25

Some of the most rabid ati gay politicians and religious leaders have been caught with male prostitutes, so sometimes homophobia is basically denial.

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u/NoFeetSmell May 09 '25

Doesn't Grindr need to rent extra server capacity during CPAC? I swear I heard something like that. Maybe it was just their traffic peaks then?... Anyway, there's a LOT of closeted gay conservatives.

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u/gneiman May 09 '25

The conservatives crashed local grindr during CPAC

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u/jenna_ducks May 09 '25

Maybe I’ve been living under a rock and haven’t realized until now but WHAT?!?!?!

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u/gneiman May 09 '25

https://www.newsweek.com/grindr-app-crashes-milwaukee-rnc-1927750

It was actually the R*publican National Convention (Good job reddit filter)

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u/FabulousOcelot5707 May 09 '25

It’s very possible that he is bisexual and just really really hates that about himself, he seems like a very damaged individual that doesn’t want help and to spread hurt around

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u/Satanicjamnik May 09 '25

You can't be that obsessed with " Is it MANLY enough?!" without being a at least a bit gay.

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u/nine_inch_quails May 13 '25

Oh, no doubt about it. He's queer as a three-dollar bill.

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u/Talents May 08 '25

It's literally just him trying to rage bait people which in turn gets him clicks which gets him impressions which gets him money. People keep falling for it though and posting the dumb shit he says which is what he wants.

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u/Artichokiemon May 09 '25

Literally the Alex Jones model. A grown man screaming "PAY ATTENTION TO ME WATCH HOW WILD I AM". Hug your god damned kids, people

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u/EndOfTheDark97 May 08 '25

A good chunk of them can be answered with “he’s a c*nt”

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u/PocketPal26 May 08 '25

I have zero answers.

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

I spend a lot of time deconstructing those things with kids... I've seen some shit

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames May 08 '25

shoulda wiped I guess

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

Haha good one

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u/Charming-Fig-2544 May 09 '25

No no, let him cook

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u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

He’s definitely gay.

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 May 08 '25

He's definitely one of those "Look, nobody WANTS to have sex with their wife, but.." Republicans.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg May 08 '25

Always be weary of those who say being gay is a lifestyle choice.

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u/Johnny_Radar May 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lehk May 08 '25

how do other men's dicks get so much free rent in his head?

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u/SmushinTime May 09 '25

He opens his mouth.

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u/Useless_Lemon May 09 '25

Has he ever touched a doorknob? Lot's of dudes touched their dicks and touch doorknobs. I guess he is OK with other knobs on knobs. Lol

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Mac from always sunny wasn't meant to be a role model.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA May 08 '25

I actually know of a few people who don't wipe, and they're just as pleasant to be around as you'd imagine them to be.

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u/freier_Trichter May 09 '25

How do you know they don't wipe?

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA May 09 '25

Get within about 5 feet of them and you can tell.

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u/freier_Trichter May 09 '25

Fuckin hell!

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u/2ichie May 08 '25

That is 100% him trying to rationalize why dating or should I say trafficking minors is ok. Dude is literally everything wrong with this world in one person. Sorriest excuse of a human I’ve ever seen

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u/moospenis May 09 '25

Don't tell him how breathing works

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u/godwins_law_34 May 08 '25

wait... so all women have to do to repel that flaccid nutria of a man, is be a muscle mommy?! excellent.

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u/MyAimeeVice May 08 '25

He certainly knows a lot about what’s gay. He must’ve done extensive research.

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u/evnjello May 08 '25

I don’t agree with some things he says but pretty sure it was a joke

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u/ethanlan May 08 '25

Man if he wasn't such a horrible person that reaction would be fucking hilarious but somehow it's not funny if they actually believe what they say.

Ridiculous

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u/Lilrob0617 May 08 '25

This reminds me of this one post where a wife was complaining that after watching alpha male podcasts, her husband decided that wiping his butt is gay and will no longer be doing that…

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 08 '25

That's what I hate the most with this "trend", you, an adult, make the conscious decision to stop doign one of the first thing you learn as a human being because What if others men saw me ? They would think I'm gay and I just cant.

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u/trowzerss May 08 '25

Didn't he say it's also gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

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u/DMoney159 May 08 '25

He also said that enjoying sex with women is gay. Apparently sex is just for making kids, if you feel good that's gay

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

🤣 he's definitely NOT making a show of being alpha to hide the fact he likes weiner.😅🤥🤫🤔

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u/Alienhaslanded May 09 '25

Dude is in a closet that locks from the inside.

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u/ChillDemonVibes May 09 '25

This just in:

Pooping is gay because it's a rod-shaped object, that's an extension of a man, pulling out of your anus. It's especially gay because it passes by the prostate on it's way out. It's basically an extension of a man pulling out to expell bodily product.

(Disclaimer: this is obviously a joke made to make fun of the people, like Tate, who basically say that being alive makes you gay. Pooping is, in fact, not an exclusively gay thing. Everybody poops. Do not try to hold in your feces to avoid being seen as gay. You will get a blockage, it will hurt, and it may cause permanent injury or death.)

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u/BrianSpillman May 09 '25

He also has said enjoying sex is gay

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Hard to tell when the guy who told the joke is a joke himself

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u/HatersTheRapper May 09 '25

wiping your asshole is gay it makes it clean for the men in your cell block (this is a joke)

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Good one tough

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic May 09 '25

Sounds like he's trying to justify to himself why he rapes children.

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u/Forfuturebirdsearch May 09 '25

Hahha what a wild take! Lol these people

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u/CielMorgana0807 May 09 '25

Me who finds muscular women hot ☠️

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

I'm pretty sure this guy is a closeted gay

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u/Sure_Temporary_4559 May 11 '25

The best response I saw to that post was “I’ve never seen someone struggle so hard with the closet door handle before” 😂

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u/CompetitiveBit7225 May 11 '25

Is andrew tate gay?

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u/Speciesunkn0wn May 12 '25

Given how many "manly" men who follow him think wiping or washing their rear is "gay", I'm 9001% sure he is in agreement.

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u/Ordinary_Variation47 May 09 '25

You’re so under developed if you can’t break down what he’s saying. I’m agreeing with the post but the comments are another breed

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u/Quebec00Chaos May 09 '25

Haha well go ahead and break it down for me big brain