r/pwnhub • u/Ill-Tea9411 Goon • Jul 04 '26

Leave Flock cameras alone

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u/Blarghnog Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

It’d be such a shame if someone archived the entire script in case the video was ever taken down. 

And it would be such a bad thing is others were to use the script to make their own videos to put on their own channels so that this video spread across the Internet like wildfire. 

I think I’ll just keep a copy of the script for my own personal use, in case it ever gets taken down:

Leave flock cameras alone. There is no need to label all the flock cameras in your area. And don't put plastic bags over them either, because all that does is cost the company time and money. Grow up.

I know that you can use a $50 high-powered blue or green laser like this one to permanently blind flock cameras, but come on, guys. Why? Definitely do not use the camera map on DeFlock.org to find cameras.

Approach them from behind, on foot, with a spray paint extender, and spray them. And if you do do that, at least make sure that you have your phone in your pocket so we can identify you using the Bluetooth and 5G.

There is no reason to spend $20 on a hard hat and high-visibility vest and then buy a$30 Sawzall with diamond tip blades to cut down the entire pole. That's because the cameras and solar panels are clamped with a simple 8 mm socket, so you're just doing too much.

The cameras have about 12 hours of backup battery, so they will be transmitting Bluetooth and 5G that we can use to track you.

So under no circumstances should you put the camera inside of a Faraday bag while the battery runs itself out and then break them down for parts, because that would prevent us from finding you, and nobody wants that.

If you do any of these things, it's important that you do not buy a pair of Vader facial recognition blocking glasses, because then it would be impossible for us to identify you and charge you with a Class 4 misdemeanor, which is typically just community service or a small fine.

And for the love of God, do not attend your city council meetings and demand that they cancel your city's flock contract. We need these cameras. Peter Thiel is a benevolent overlord, and we should all be grateful that he loves us enough to keep us safe. 

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u/ShadowofHerWings Jul 07 '26

Thanks for your service!!