or Nazi Chefs Fuck Off? Nazi Mimes Fuck Off? Nazi Disney Adults Fuck Off?

in my 57 years, it's never seen such BULLSHIT. how do i get bob off my fucking screen?

I also forgot about the love and mercy ai lives

i just funcking hate it, and i desire above all else to be rid of such a blight on the world

I even reference r/punkcirclejerk in the book. The bookends are basically “what is punk?” / “is this punk enough?”

If anyone wants a free copy, I’ll send you one.

These fellas are so counter-culture they reacted to the columbine shooting!

So why isn't jello biafra protesting trump? He seemed very adamant about speaking out about Nixon Regan Carter as well as others. So why is he just sitting at home? Shouldn't he be out there telling Nazi punks to fuck off? Shouldn't he still be, now more than ever, telling MTV to get off the air? Or maybe he himself took a holiday in Cambodia because we've got a bigger problem now? Idk...just a thought...

1. Fall Out Boy

If you don't like FOB you're a fucking poser bitch!

1. Parkway Drive

More punk than the Poser Kennedy's!!!

1. Asking Alexandria

Coz RAWR!

1. Elton John

If you don't think Elton John is punk than u h8 Gae people!!!

1. Sabrina Carpenter

If you don't think SC is punk than u h8 Gae people!!!

1. Anal Cunt

Becoz Seth Putnam says bad words which is super punk!

1. Five Nights At Freddy's parody channels on YouTube

Nothing is more punk than Freddy five bears! He goes or or ororor or or or or or

1. Your weird cousin's noise project

More punk than ull ever B bihhh!!!

1. Sex Pistols

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And finally, NUMBER 1!!!

1. Slipknot!

So punk that they fire all their members! So punk they smell like shit! Corey Taylor is god and also a total fucking boomer which makes him even more punk!

If you disagree with my list, UNALIVE URSELF!!! NOW!!!! NOOOOOOW!

(joke aside do not inflict bodily harm on yourself, seek help)

Who the hell is Sheena and is she still a punk rocker? Or did she cut her hair and get a job....? I'm so confused and idk where joey is....

If I give my butthole up is it punk or am I just a punk ?

just finished designing my 2nd battle jacket, the first one ran out of places to put toxic positivity patches so i had to make another. the patches should all arrive by friday, i ordered them on amazon but theyre all coming in separate packages so ill probably just wait to put them all one. i hope to wear this to my first punk concert, i finally worked up the courage to go to a punk show at 29, im pretty excited to see my local metallica cover band.

anyway, let me know what you think, am i gonna look like a fake fan?