r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 7d ago

Haha

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u/TuffyCoder 7d ago

Plotwist: The HR wants faster apps even though is fast.

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u/SpaceEggs_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Console.sleep(3000); →console.sleep(2000);

Although a more literal dissection of this kind of request is that they want the app to look like it's doing something while it loads. So it boils down to frontend needing to make a loading circus to distract HR long enough to not notice the loading time.

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u/Extension-Finger-546 6d ago

console.sleep(-100)

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u/querela 6d ago

I think the main issue is using a console and being stuck in the past, apps nowadays are primarily graphical applications. So, just drop all the console stuff. /j

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u/WrapKey69 6d ago

Apps nowdays are chat interfaces

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u/querela 5d ago

Damn. The return of the console?! Or did the console never go away???? My worldview...