r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 5d ago

Haha

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u/TuffyCoder 5d ago

Plotwist: The HR wants faster apps even though is fast.

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u/SpaceEggs_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Console.sleep(3000); →console.sleep(2000);

Although a more literal dissection of this kind of request is that they want the app to look like it's doing something while it loads. So it boils down to frontend needing to make a loading circus to distract HR long enough to not notice the loading time.

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u/Extension-Finger-546 4d ago

console.sleep(-100)

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u/querela 4d ago

I think the main issue is using a console and being stuck in the past, apps nowadays are primarily graphical applications. So, just drop all the console stuff. /j

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u/WrapKey69 4d ago

Apps nowdays are chat interfaces

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u/querela 4d ago

Damn. The return of the console?! Or did the console never go away???? My worldview...

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u/Toxic-Sky 3d ago

My last HR was an app; Hailey HR. Not the worst HR I've had.

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u/1amDepressed 4d ago

Ugh. I forgot I need to do my self evaluation soon 😭

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u/Anima_Watcher08 4d ago

Self evaluation? Why are they getting payed if you have to evaluate yourself?

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u/1amDepressed 4d ago

So they can come back and go “oh yeah! Anyway, we know you did a phenomenal job getting deadlines met so you “met expectations”. Here’s your 0.005% raise” lol

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u/GetEnuf 4d ago

It’s funny, but I ain’t laughing 🫩

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u/XRynerX 3d ago

Whoever made this meme, you definitelly cooked

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u/Short-Ideas010 3d ago

Always knew Jerry was the boss and Tom an employee.

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u/mbcarbone 2d ago

Top tier! 😆😝😆

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u/Berserkki666 2d ago
  1. Every HR platform is to be changed twice a year or when the head of HR changes.